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re: Mega Millions Louisiana after-tax jackpot: $118,641,000

Posted on 5/7/19 at 1:12 pm to
Posted by Dead Man Walking
Member since Mar 2019
963 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 1:12 pm to
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- Pay off each sibling's and in-laws' homes as well as give them $2,000,000 each, equaling $8,675,000


Also remember to tell them this is a 1 time thing and to never, ever, ever come back for more.

Hint: they will
Posted by kengel2
Team Gun
Member since Mar 2004
30646 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 1:12 pm to
Id become a philanthropist and everyone would love me.

Or would they just love my money???

F being a philanthropist.

Im buying a ferrari and yacht and saying suck it to most of you.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136773 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 1:12 pm to
quote:

Jones
would create the largest cat sanctuary out in west Texas, build a wall around it, and set up cameras for people to pay and watch the real time feline drama
Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
17260 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 1:12 pm to
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Almost a half-million dollars each month free to spend however I want.


Your mistresses will put a dent in that. Also don't pinch pennies on that vasectomy.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41479 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 1:13 pm to
quote:

- Pay off each sibling's and in-laws' homes as well as give them $2,000,000 each, equaling $8,675,000


Also remember to tell them this is a 1 time thing and to never, ever, ever come back for more.

With no house note and $2,000,000 they better not need another dime unless one of them or their kids gets very sick.
Posted by WoWyHi
Member since Jul 2009
23339 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 1:13 pm to
quote:

would create the largest cat sanctuary out in west Texas, build a wall around it,


And hire Owlvis as his full time yard guy to clean up mounds of cat shite.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136773 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 1:13 pm to
quote:

Id become a philanthropist and everyone would love me.
i believe you mean a "fullonrapist"
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24558 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 1:14 pm to
quote:

I'll give that $5,000 a month to another poster.


I officially submit my candidacy for beneficiary. I promise to steward this OT blessing with gratitude and good heart.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41479 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 1:14 pm to
quote:

Your mistresses will put a dent in that. Also don't pinch pennies on that vasectomy.

Galina, Pauline, and Alexis can have whatever they want.
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
Cajun Navy Vice Admiral
Member since Oct 2012
35280 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 1:14 pm to
quote:

but with a half-million dollars coming in each month without touching principal, there's simply too much money for the mind to comprehend.


I'm not disagreeing with you,

But we're talking a 96 million dollar principal. There are people who have net worths generating millions PER DAY, not just 450k per month.
This post was edited on 5/7/19 at 1:17 pm
Posted by WoWyHi
Member since Jul 2009
23339 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 1:15 pm to
quote:

Sampson


I'd buy you a personal trainer and the best hair transplant surgeon on the planet, Dang Dennis.

This post was edited on 5/7/19 at 1:17 pm
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
23248 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 1:15 pm to
I'd take the money and get as far away from Louisiana as possible. Someone here would find some way to take your money.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41479 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 1:16 pm to
quote:

I'd take the money and get as far away from Louisiana as possible. Someone here would find some way to take your money.

JBE can't do shite after January 2020.
Posted by Olric
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2015
1883 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 1:17 pm to
I would set up a business that offered startup companies loans for small equity percentages. There's nothing worse than having great ideas but no means to capital. My dream is to be in a position to offer young entrepreneurs a chance at creating something.
Posted by DWaginHTown
Houston, TX
Member since Jan 2006
9852 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 1:17 pm to
it will be closer to $95 million after taxes....37% marginal federal rate .... plus any state income taxes (in Louisiana 6%)
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24558 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 1:18 pm to



I would produce a Dang Dennis sequel in return for your investment that would not disappoint

Feel the BOOM!

Posted by southernelite
Dallas
Member since Sep 2009
53126 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 1:18 pm to
quote:

screw paying more taxes


That’s why you create a trust to receive the money with certain ownership percentages and then that trust should distribute each persons funds to another revocable trust of their own. Helps the tax issues.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
COINTELPRO Fan
Member since May 2012
55526 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 1:18 pm to
I'd buy a penthouse condo in south Florida, a helicopter, and a rolls Royce like some real new money trash
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41479 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 1:19 pm to
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GreatLakesTiger24

I'd buy your wife but judging from her BBC past, I don't think I could come close to satisfying her expectations.
Posted by southernelite
Dallas
Member since Sep 2009
53126 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 1:21 pm to
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here are people who have net worths generating millions PER DAY,


Millions a day? There aren’t many, top billionaires, maybe.
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