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re: Meet Sarah Furay, the cutest drug dealer ever

Posted on 11/19/15 at 3:30 pm to
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
15341 posts
Posted on 11/19/15 at 3:30 pm to
I know a cuter drug dealer than this. She actually got busted. I was supervising her during community service. Fast forward a few years. My roommate starts fricking her roommate. Good times
Posted by Barf
EBR
Member since Feb 2015
3727 posts
Posted on 11/19/15 at 3:35 pm to
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That's definitely levels a good bit above personal use, but yeah, "kingpin" is a bit of a stretch. By my educated guess that's only a few thousand dollars worth of drugs.


Maybe not even that much if someone comes along and buys more than a gram at a time. She will walk anyway so it's irrelevant.

Why do I get the impression that is a drivers license picture and not a mug shot?
Posted by HeadyMurphey
Los Santos
Member since Jan 2008
17187 posts
Posted on 11/19/15 at 3:41 pm to
Kingpin? Please that is enough for a weekend of partying among friends
This post was edited on 11/19/15 at 3:41 pm
Posted by Tigermite
Member since Nov 2004
906 posts
Posted on 11/19/15 at 3:42 pm to
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If convicted of the three charges, she can face a sentence of 215 years in prison and up to $30,000 in fines.


I would wait for her
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
75242 posts
Posted on 11/19/15 at 3:42 pm to
Seems annoying to do three small lines
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 11/19/15 at 3:43 pm to
quote:

calling her a "kingpin" is a bit of hyperbole


She had like $1500 worth of drugs, if that isn't a kingpin I don't know what is...
Posted by sjmabry
Texas
Member since Aug 2013
18500 posts
Posted on 11/19/15 at 4:13 pm to
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I know much better looking drug dealers
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5141 posts
Posted on 11/19/15 at 4:16 pm to
quote:

She's hardly a "kingpin", but I'd let her do a 9" line of blow off of my cock


In 3 installments no doubt
Posted by Mootsman
Charlotte, NC
Member since Oct 2012
6025 posts
Posted on 11/19/15 at 4:17 pm to
I can't get past her gum to tooth ratio. IWHI but I would not be happy about it.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89590 posts
Posted on 11/19/15 at 4:30 pm to
Cosmetic dentistry, a good boob job and a gym membership would do that gal wonders.

But, in all seriousness, not bad for a drug dealer.
Posted by Hawkeye95
Member since Dec 2013
20293 posts
Posted on 11/19/15 at 4:31 pm to
i have bought drugs from cuter woman.
Posted by ThePenIsMightier
Member since Jul 2006
9062 posts
Posted on 11/19/15 at 4:33 pm to
This website sucks because of this editor's note on the article...


quote:

I’d like to believe that, no matter the color of Furay’s skin, we would have still characterized Furay’s actions as “adorable” or something synonymous. And we’re not advocating that Furay deserves to walk free from her actions. But we still very poorly missed the mark on this one, and, on behalf of the site, I wanted to say I’m sorry. Many on Twitter have called out our post for racist implications, and they are not unfounded. The very reason we were attracted to writing this post — Furay’s smile — is the very thing that is upsetting.


quote:

Furay is smiling, I feel safe to presume, because the criminal justice system works to her favor. Even perhaps unconsciously she knows it. Black males are sentenced inordinate amounts of time in prison for drugs never even found on their person; meanwhile, Furay’s grin almost deliberately relates her knowledge that her consequences won’t meet the same extreme. Is it because her parents are friendly with attorneys? Maybe. Will the authorities in College Station garner sympathy and bias toward a lily-white college-aged female? Probably. The reality is, people like Furay don’t get the short end of the stick — not how they’re treated within the criminal justice system or, for that matter, by the media. People like Furay often get off easy. We all know it.


It's obvious they didn't mean anything offensive by the original post so don't let a few twitter idiots shame you into writing stuff like that.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57506 posts
Posted on 11/19/15 at 4:36 pm to
She's barely qualified to be considered cute
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19362 posts
Posted on 11/19/15 at 4:49 pm to
She should have used the the loot to buy some boobs
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
24603 posts
Posted on 11/19/15 at 4:50 pm to
lazy arse
Posted by RabidTiger
Member since Nov 2009
3127 posts
Posted on 11/19/15 at 5:07 pm to
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“31.5 grams of packaged cocaine, 126 grams of high grade marijuana, 29 ‘ecstasy’ tablets, methamphetamine and a 60 doses of a drug similar to LSD.”


That's bachelor party level, not kingpin.
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 11/19/15 at 5:10 pm to
Not even close
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 11/19/15 at 5:12 pm to
Not even close
Posted by motionmagic
Mobile, Alabama
Member since Nov 2010
831 posts
Posted on 11/19/15 at 5:57 pm to
This is ridiculous:

"she can face a sentence of 215 years in prison and up to $30,000 in fines."
Posted by NOSTRODAMUS
Prairieville/Dutchtown
Member since Dec 2003
16213 posts
Posted on 11/19/15 at 6:44 pm to
I'll bet she's just taking the fall for her boyfriend. She was probably the runner. Plenty of women in prison fit that description.
This post was edited on 11/19/15 at 6:45 pm
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