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Meanwhile in Florida, a man breaks into a Wendy’s, cooks a burger and then steal the safe

Posted on 6/30/19 at 4:52 pm
Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
Member since Dec 2003
88195 posts
Posted on 6/30/19 at 4:52 pm
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JENSEN BEACH, Fla. - Deputies in a South Florida town are seeking a man they call a "modern day Hamburglar," after the man allegedly broke into a fast-food restaurant, fired up the grill and cooked himself a burger, TCPalm reported.

The man also stole the restaurant's safe, the website reported.




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Posted by CajunSoldier225
Member since Aug 2011
8990 posts
Posted on 6/30/19 at 4:56 pm to
The struggles real when midnight munchies are involved.
Posted by 9001
Pools closed
Member since Jul 2017
2100 posts
Posted on 6/30/19 at 4:58 pm to
quote:

Florida man breaks into a Wendy’s, cooks a burger and then steal the safe


FIFY
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
63219 posts
Posted on 6/30/19 at 4:58 pm to
30 years ago I dated a girl that was an assistant manager at a pizza place. She’d unlock it at 2 AM on a Saturday and we go I and fire up the oven and make pizza
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
71123 posts
Posted on 6/30/19 at 4:58 pm to
quote:

Meanwhile in Florida



This post was edited on 6/30/19 at 4:59 pm
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
53884 posts
Posted on 6/30/19 at 4:59 pm to
Probably did a better job than most of the employees.

Dave's Single or Double Stack



Was the frosty machine working?
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74887 posts
Posted on 6/30/19 at 5:05 pm to
Florida Man would probably add his own special sauce to his hamburger.

Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
216469 posts
Posted on 6/30/19 at 5:45 pm to
Wow..... might as well cook you something if you are going away for 10.
Posted by stapuffmarshy
lower 9
Member since Apr 2010
17507 posts
Posted on 6/30/19 at 5:49 pm to
I ran a bar back in my late twenties.

Closing time of two am for the sads. I remember riding a bike inside the joint about 4am one morning. The party after closing was just the best.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
79995 posts
Posted on 6/30/19 at 5:55 pm to
They should expand the search to New Iberia. I have a feeling about what's under that hat.
This post was edited on 6/30/19 at 5:56 pm
Posted by Glorious
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
26347 posts
Posted on 6/30/19 at 5:56 pm to
Did he make it square?
Posted by FightnBobLafollette
Member since Oct 2017
12204 posts
Posted on 6/30/19 at 6:03 pm to
No one would ever break in to a CFA and make one of those awful sandwiches.
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
51947 posts
Posted on 6/30/19 at 6:04 pm to
Goddamnit bob
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
80695 posts
Posted on 6/30/19 at 6:17 pm to
This story would have been pure greatness if he had started taking drive thru orders.

Instead, I am disappointed.
This post was edited on 6/30/19 at 6:18 pm
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
46860 posts
Posted on 7/1/19 at 5:51 pm to
He has been caught and is in jail.

O-town Sentinel.
Posted by jackieMoon55
Member since Feb 2018
845 posts
Posted on 7/1/19 at 8:14 pm to
quote:

CFA and make one of those awful sandwiches.

Better check yo self before you wreck yo self
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