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re: Masturbating at work, does this really happen?

Posted on 11/22/22 at 9:58 am to
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
48668 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 9:58 am to
Not only that, I’ve fricked at work many times. I work at home though.
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
56154 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 9:59 am to
Thanks for the tip.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
19412 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 10:01 am to
It’s the new trend just like pregnant chicks
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
125398 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 10:01 am to
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Did it in a shitter in Afg in peak day, mid summer. So I’d say that’s a yeah, certain circumstances make it normal.

You are a damn Jarhead so that doesn't count
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
56154 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 10:02 am to
I'm really into pregnant women, I think they are hot.

Esp twin moms
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
58012 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 10:07 am to
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Wait, at public computers?
yes, it was always a little awkward to ask the people to leave
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
87911 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 10:08 am to
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Did it in a shitter in Afg in peak day, mid summer. So I’d say that’s a yeah, certain circumstances make it normal.
You are a damn Jarhead so that doesn't count



a Marine picks up what he thinks is a hot chick in a Philippine bar, they hit it off and leave in a cab, they're getting hot and heavy in the back seat and the Marine says to the "chick" "I'm going to stick it in your arse!" "please do," said the chick, they're going at it and the gyrene goes for a reach around and grabs a handful of cock and balls, "God Damn it!!' "what is it?" said the tranny, the Marine says I'm going to kick the ever living shite out of you just as soon as I come!
This post was edited on 11/22/22 at 10:10 am
Posted by Pechon
unperson
Member since Oct 2011
7748 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 10:08 am to
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If ppl do this at the public computers in the library - why wouldn’t they in their offices or in the bathroom?


Thanks to investigative journalist Carl Monday who chased all the library masturbators out.



Posted by White Bear
AT WORK
Member since Jul 2014
17159 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 10:09 am to
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Not only that, I’ve fricked at work many times. I work at home though.
you fricking gen z millenials have it made.
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
54702 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 10:11 am to
TWSS
Posted by DiamondDog
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2019
12686 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 10:12 am to
This is not a story you will enjoy.

I used to live in DC and worked in a publicly owned building. We hired this kid who was a resume All-Star but flamboyantly gay. Not annoyingly; just is what he is.

After about a three months there he told me to stay away from the 1st floor bathrooms as I was going into one. I couldn't figure out why. He said they only get cleaned once a day. Still that didn't make much sense to me so I pressed further.

Well this building had a library within in it and the first floor bathroom was a homosexual hookup spot during lunch hour and was treated like some real wild west shenanigans.

He told me he wouldn't touch anything in there without a hazmat suit and I stayed away from every bathroom in that place for the next year until I left.
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5645 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 10:12 am to
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Women do it at their desk with a camera under it to earn some side $$$.


ETA: I know cause I saw it on my phone while jerking off in the bathroom at work.


Posted by LSUfanNkaty
LC, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
11928 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 10:15 am to
Wait.... you guys don't do that?
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
17625 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 10:15 am to
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Did it in a shitter in Afg


Thank you for your service?
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
56154 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 10:41 am to
I don't YUCK some else's YUM.

That is for sharing the story.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
48992 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 10:59 am to
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and worked in a publicly owned building


Where exactly is this building?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
87911 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 11:00 am to
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Where exactly is this building?



what took you so long, wanking one out at work?
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
56154 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 11:00 am to
I've already seen your dick, no need to go to a public place.
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
54702 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 11:19 am to
Want to see it again?


-mikel probably
Posted by xGODz
West Coast
Member since Sep 2022
179 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 11:25 am to
figs/THE GHEY: Bunch of men talking about playing with their dicks to orgasm in a "4 page" long thread with 100's of upvotes.

You fukin homos
This post was edited on 11/22/22 at 11:27 am
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