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Masturbating at work, does this really happen?

Posted on 11/22/22 at 9:10 am
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
53390 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 9:10 am
I hear people joke about it, but there is no way guys or gals go rub one out in the shitter.

Yes or No?

I have however, suspected a coworker rubbed one out 1-2 times a day because he had porn on his phone while coming back from the bathroom. This was at Motiva Convent.

Edt: Serious answers only.
This post was edited on 11/22/22 at 9:33 am
Posted by TigerNutts
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2011
2613 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 9:11 am to
100% happens daily. More than you think most likely.
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
77964 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 9:12 am to
I am fapping right now
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65881 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 9:12 am to
quote:

he had porn on his phone while coming back from the bathroom


why you looking at my phone?
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
53390 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 9:12 am to
Do we have any statistics on this?

Has research been done?
Posted by brewhan davey
Audubon Place
Member since Sep 2010
32790 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 9:13 am to
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I am fapping right now
Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
32095 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 9:13 am to
quote:

Masturbating at work, does this really happen?



Oh it happens at CNN. Not everywhere else though.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166246 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 9:14 am to
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Has research been done?



well you would have to walk in on them and pretend to walk out on them... and then ninja back in and then hit an air horn when you hear them fap.
Posted by Stealth Matrix
29°59'55.98"N 90°05'21.85"W
Member since Aug 2019
7822 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 9:14 am to
Gotta christen every jobsite with my half-babies, at least once.
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36035 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 9:15 am to
Women do it at their desk with a camera under it to earn some side $$$.


ETA: I know cause I saw it on my phone while jerking off in the bathroom at work.
This post was edited on 11/22/22 at 9:17 am
Posted by Spelt it rong
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2012
10014 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 9:15 am to
I work at a water treatment company and we use our own sewage to test some of our systems... semen is definitely found in some samples.
Posted by saturday
Pronoun (Baw)
Member since Feb 2007
7095 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 9:15 am to
quote:

Do we have any statistics on this?

Has research been done?





looks like we have a few people fapping in this thread right now.
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
54868 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 9:15 am to
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it happens at CNN.
As long as it happens on a Zoom call everything is ok.
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
53390 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 9:15 am to
quote:

Gotta christen every jobsite with my half-babies, at least once

Do you do it in porta potties?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 9:16 am to
quote:

well you would have to walk in on them and pretend to walk out on them... and then ninja back in and then hit an air horn when you hear them fap.




absolutely, this is straight out of the manual
Posted by TigerDude80
METRY
Member since Nov 2007
1736 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 9:16 am to
quote:

Yes or No?


No.

Posted by SuperSaint
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Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 9:17 am to
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he had porn on his phone while coming back from the bathroom.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 9:18 am to
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No.


flight attendants do this all of the time
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
53390 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 9:19 am to
He also has porn ads on his work computer.

He also would eye women who weren't his wife.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 9:22 am to
quote:

flight attendants do this all of the time


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