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Maryville man flips truck 5 times after "Jesus advised him to let go of the wheel"

Posted on 1/26/18 at 7:51 pm
Posted by DavidTheGnome
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Posted on 1/26/18 at 7:51 pm
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SULLIVAN COUNTY, Tenn., (WVLT) -- According to the Tennessee Highway Patrol, Chad O. England,33, was travelling on I-81 North through Sullivan County and was arrested after flipping his truck five times because, in his words, "Jesus was calling him and advised him to let go of the wheel."

Just after 10 a.m. on January 20, Sullivan County deputies were dispatched to a single car accident near mile marker 73 on I-81 North. According to the incident report, the driver of the vehicle had gotten out and began to run away, carrying a jar and "speaking gibberish," when deputies secured him in the backseat of a patrol car.

According to the report, as deputies searched the vehicle, they found six grams of marijuana, 0.6 grams of cocaine, a pipe, rolling papers, a 3/4 empty bottle of Crown Royal, a small empty bottle of Crown Royal, and several cans used for 'huffing.'

Two witnesses said they saw England speeding down the highway, when, for no apparent reason, he left the roadway on the right side. THP reported England said that he did not take off running, he was “being called and was traveling to bow before someone.” He also stated he was not driving, but he was behind the wheel. He denied a blood draw, but was obviously under the influence of drugs, according to the incident report.

This post was edited on 1/26/18 at 7:52 pm
Posted by TH03
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Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 1/26/18 at 7:51 pm to
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According to the report, as deputies searched the vehicle, they found six grams of marijuana, 0.6 grams of cocaine, a pipe, rolling papers, a 3/4 empty bottle of Crown Royal, a small empty bottle of Crown Royal, and several cans used for 'huffing


I think the Jesus in this story had a silent J.
This post was edited on 1/26/18 at 7:52 pm
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
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Posted on 1/26/18 at 7:52 pm to
He apparently lived, so maybe Jesus was right.
Posted by Post It Bandit
Member since Mar 2008
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Posted on 1/26/18 at 7:52 pm to
Jesus take the wheel
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
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Posted on 1/26/18 at 7:53 pm to
Sounds like he let go of the wheel because he was on meth and had psychosis.
Posted by TigerFred
Feeding hamsters
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Posted on 1/26/18 at 7:53 pm to
David, you really need to post less.
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31597 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 7:53 pm to
quote:

He apparently lived, so maybe Jesus was right.



That’s pretty deep tbh
Posted by canteen
Member since Dec 2017
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Posted on 1/26/18 at 7:53 pm to
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Jesus take the wheel


he said not this time
Posted by LCA131
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Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 1/26/18 at 7:56 pm to
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David, you really need to post less.



His marriage might still be intact if he had.
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 1/26/18 at 7:56 pm to
This post was edited on 1/26/18 at 7:59 pm
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
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172004 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 7:57 pm to
My name's not David
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
110721 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 7:57 pm to
Do we know what would have happened if he didn’t go off the road and flip his truck 5 times?

Perhaps he avoided a worse accident in which someone vital to the future of humanity was tragically killed, dooming us all to another Dark Age.
Posted by King George
Member since Dec 2013
6119 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 7:57 pm to
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Sounds like he let go of the because he was on meth and had psychosis.
Jesus…meth hallucinations…about the same thing.
Posted by MWP
Kingwood, TX via Monroe, LA
Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 1/26/18 at 7:58 pm to
David,

This has nothing to do with Ouachita Parish.
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
30081 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 8:03 pm to
If this story doesn't prove there is a Jesus then I'm not sure what it will take for those non-believers to believe.
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31597 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 8:13 pm to
The disciple:


Posted by Bestbank Tiger
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Member since Jan 2005
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Posted on 1/26/18 at 8:13 pm to
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According to the report, as deputies searched the vehicle, they found six grams of marijuana, 0.6 grams of cocaine, a pipe, rolling papers, a 3/4 empty bottle of Crown Royal, a small empty bottle of Crown Royal, and several cans used for 'huffing.'



Sounds like Jesus wanted him to get busted.
Posted by OTIS2
NoLA
Member since Jul 2008
52766 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 8:25 pm to
Rocky Top, Bitches!!!
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
96258 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 8:37 pm to
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David, you really need to post less.




FFS - the man's initials are TH.



ETA: Nvm - I think he just mixed up DTG and TH03.
This post was edited on 1/26/18 at 8:39 pm
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
87748 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 8:37 pm to
"I meant figuratively, Chad"

-Jesus
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