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Married Men of the OT: What is your favorite part of being married?

Posted on 10/19/17 at 9:41 am
Posted by trillhog
Elite Membership
Member since Jul 2011
19407 posts
Posted on 10/19/17 at 9:41 am
Mine is always having somebody sitting at home waiting for me with no hobbies and nothing to do but wait for me and count the minutes till i'm home.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
29975 posts
Posted on 10/19/17 at 9:42 am to
She can watch the kids while I go play golf
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
7781 posts
Posted on 10/19/17 at 9:42 am to
You talking about your wife or your dog?
Posted by VermilionTiger
Member since Dec 2012
37560 posts
Posted on 10/19/17 at 9:42 am to
I’m sure it’s nice for you not having to lure women in to rape them

Congrats on settling down
Posted by CunningLinguist
Dallas, TX
Member since Mar 2006
18759 posts
Posted on 10/19/17 at 9:43 am to
Sorry you have to resort to date rape to get laid
Posted by Steauxn
Philadelphia, PA
Member since Dec 2007
19277 posts
Posted on 10/19/17 at 9:43 am to
quote:

What is your favorite part of being married?


Leaving for work
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 10/19/17 at 9:43 am to
I love knowing all the ways I'm doing something wrong.
Posted by rocket31
Member since Jan 2008
41819 posts
Posted on 10/19/17 at 9:43 am to
ITT: all things you can have without being married
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11214 posts
Posted on 10/19/17 at 9:43 am to
Early adopter of the Real Doll wife trend?
Posted by prostyleoffensetime
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2009
11412 posts
Posted on 10/19/17 at 9:44 am to
Having someone to Dutch oven, other than my dog
Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
23830 posts
Posted on 10/19/17 at 9:44 am to
When I'm home alone on Saturdays to watch football in peace
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62717 posts
Posted on 10/19/17 at 9:44 am to
The weekly sex
Posted by LNCHBOX
70448
Member since Jun 2009
84049 posts
Posted on 10/19/17 at 9:44 am to
Can they take you post starting ability away?
Posted by Steauxn
Philadelphia, PA
Member since Dec 2007
19277 posts
Posted on 10/19/17 at 9:45 am to
quote:

The weekly sex



ahhhh newlyweds.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123882 posts
Posted on 10/19/17 at 9:45 am to
The thing my girlfriend does with her tongue
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 10/19/17 at 9:45 am to
the dual income
This post was edited on 10/19/17 at 10:04 am
Posted by trillhog
Elite Membership
Member since Jul 2011
19407 posts
Posted on 10/19/17 at 9:46 am to
quote:

The weekly sex


enjoy while it last
Posted by DGauTigers
Behind this computer...
Member since Nov 2016
743 posts
Posted on 10/19/17 at 9:50 am to
Making dirty jokes in front of the kids that they won't yet understand.

I.E.---Telling my wife her back door is open when we are outside on the back patio and the alarm notification comes through.
This post was edited on 10/19/17 at 9:53 am
Posted by CunningLinguist
Dallas, TX
Member since Mar 2006
18759 posts
Posted on 10/19/17 at 9:52 am to
quote:

Making dirty jokes in front of the kids that they won't yet understand


I love doing this. It drives my wife nuts.
Posted by RedPop4
Santiago de Compostela
Member since Jan 2005
14394 posts
Posted on 10/19/17 at 9:52 am to
quote:

Making dirty jokes in front of the kids that they won't yet understand.
...but will repeat, nevertheless, in front of your in-laws or your priest because it got such a good reaction.
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