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Posted on 1/16/20 at 3:15 pm to X123F45
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Her daughter is maybe 4 years younger than I.
And I'm old as shite.
So there is zero chance of her being a 9. You are just a weird creep.
This post was edited on 1/16/20 at 3:15 pm
Posted on 1/16/20 at 3:17 pm to OweO
I had 2 cousins a few years younger than me- one on my moms side, one on my dads side - that ended up going to the same JUCO on golf scholarships. They had never met before being on the same golf team.
Fast forward to family Christmas, one of them is over at my grandmas, so my dad starts asking him how golf was going, how his shoulder was feeling a few months after surgery. Then my dad told him he had a nephew playing golf there too. “Do you know him?” They did know each other, in fact they were suite mates. Not only were they suite mates, the cousin at my grandmas house was dating his suite mates sister.
I don’t know what the point of typing this all out was other than i had a cousin find out he was banging a distant cousin during Christmas at grandmas. And I apparently didn’t inherit the golf gene.
Fast forward to family Christmas, one of them is over at my grandmas, so my dad starts asking him how golf was going, how his shoulder was feeling a few months after surgery. Then my dad told him he had a nephew playing golf there too. “Do you know him?” They did know each other, in fact they were suite mates. Not only were they suite mates, the cousin at my grandmas house was dating his suite mates sister.
I don’t know what the point of typing this all out was other than i had a cousin find out he was banging a distant cousin during Christmas at grandmas. And I apparently didn’t inherit the golf gene.
Posted on 1/16/20 at 3:17 pm to Tbonepatron
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No no no. You don’t just drop something like this on us and say “don’t ask”. Spill the beans.
Hair and make up shows are usually a great place to meet women... That you aren't related to
Pretend to give a shite, give off a slightly dominant vibe, and you're literally surrounded by easy women.
Posted on 1/16/20 at 3:18 pm to OweO
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What if someone knocks up their 50 year old first cousin?
Kid will probably be in a wheelchair their whole life.
Posted on 1/16/20 at 3:19 pm to HempHead
If the cousin had a good remove game, he wouldn’t be there.
Posted on 1/16/20 at 3:20 pm to ClampClampington
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I don’t know what the point of typing this all out was other than i had a cousin find out he was banging a distant cousin during Christmas at grandmas. And I apparently didn’t inherit the golf gene.
They weren't cousins at all.
Unless you're the product of one of those multiple brother and sister marriages, your cousins on your paternal side are not related to your maternal cousins.
This post was edited on 1/16/20 at 3:23 pm
Posted on 1/16/20 at 3:21 pm to ClampClampington
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I don’t know what the point of typing this all out was other than i had a cousin find out he was banging a distant cousin during Christmas at grandmas. And I apparently didn’t inherit the golf gene.
I thought you were about to say you had two male cousins, who didn't know they were cousins, hooking up..
Posted on 1/16/20 at 3:21 pm to OweO
Albert Einstein married his first cousin FWIW. I dont think these two will accomplish anything like ole Al though (The Photoelectric effect and Theory of Relativity)
Posted on 1/16/20 at 3:22 pm to X123F45
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They end up with you.
My mom was in her early 30s when she gave birth to me.. And her and my dad were not related in the least bit.
Posted on 1/16/20 at 3:22 pm to hubertcumberdale
how did Al's kids turn out?
Posted on 1/16/20 at 3:24 pm to hubertcumberdale
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Albert Einstein married his first cousin FWIW. I dont think these two will accomplish anything like ole Al though (The Photoelectric effect and Theory of Relativity)
He must have had rain man type kids.
Posted on 1/16/20 at 3:25 pm to MorbidTheClown
They never had any. Al's cousin Elsa had two from a previous marriage...so i guess its irrelevant to the thread title, but still pretty f'n weird
Elsa Einstein
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With stepdaughters Ilse and Margot, the Einsteins formed a close-knit family. Although Albert and Elsa did not have any children of their own, Albert raised Ilse and Margot as his own.[6] They lived in the Berlin area, also having a summer house in Caputh in nearby Potsdam.[7]
Elsa Einstein
This post was edited on 1/16/20 at 3:27 pm
Posted on 1/16/20 at 3:28 pm to hubertcumberdale
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Elsa Einstein
Posted on 1/16/20 at 3:29 pm to MorbidTheClown
Kinda had the same hair-do as ole Al
Posted on 1/16/20 at 3:30 pm to hubertcumberdale
dude was like the smartest fricker in the world and that was the best he could do?
Posted on 1/16/20 at 3:35 pm to OweO
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Might Face Prison Time
Serves them right if they're too dumb to move to Alabama before engaging in cousin-kissin'.
Posted on 1/16/20 at 3:37 pm to OweO
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Although the couple married in Colorado, where it's legal for first cousins to wed, that isn't the case in their home state of Utah, and their unborn child poses a legal risk to what the couple describes as a happy marriage.
Welp. Abortion will cure this. God's Will either way...
Posted on 1/16/20 at 3:37 pm to MorbidTheClown
She was a little frumpy looking as she aged, but bet she was a fox when she was younger.
Ok, nope
Ok, nope
Posted on 1/16/20 at 3:50 pm to MorbidTheClown
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dude was like the smartest fricker in the world and that was the best he could do?
Really smart people are not known for being pussy slayers.
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