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re: Married First Cousins Expecting Baby Might Face Prison Time (In Utah)

Posted on 1/16/20 at 2:56 pm to
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56773 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 2:56 pm to
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Now, in the interest of honesty, one of my cousins has a daughter who is a legit OT 9.

Gun to my head, yeah... Yeah I would.



Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76781 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 2:56 pm to
how weak is your game that the only poon you can land is your cousin?

also, the guy does have a kind of "special" look.
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
15317 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 2:58 pm to
That’s just sad. Poor child has no choice. Hope he/she is ok
Posted by Tbonepatron
Member since Aug 2013
8462 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 2:59 pm to
Kinda unfair the baby has to go to prison right after being born. Jeez.
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
98741 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 3:02 pm to
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Kinda unfair the baby has to go to prison right after being born. Jeez.
Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
Member since Apr 2015
30039 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 3:02 pm to


She actually looks like Mariah Bird.
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
11676 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 3:03 pm to
So does that mean that this baby will be both their first born child as well as their second cousin?
This post was edited on 1/16/20 at 3:06 pm
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122527 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 3:03 pm to
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Women who get pregnant around age 50 have a 10% chance of having a Downs Syndrome child


What if someone knocks up their 50 year old first cousin?
Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
Member since Apr 2015
30039 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 3:04 pm to
They end up with you.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56773 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 3:04 pm to
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So does that mean that this baby with be both their first born child as well as their second cousin?



First cousin, once removed.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122527 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 3:04 pm to
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I wouldn't sleep with a first cousin. Wtf

Now, in the interest of honesty, one of my cousins has a daughter who is a legit OT 9.

Gun to my head, yeah... Yeah I would.



Dude.. I hope its an older cousin and her daughter is at least over 18.
Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
Member since Apr 2015
30039 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 3:06 pm to
Her daughter is maybe 4 years younger than I.

And I'm old as shite.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76781 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 3:06 pm to
i mean , it worked out ok for cersie and jaime and they were twins.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122527 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 3:07 pm to
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cersie and jaime


Who?
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56773 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 3:07 pm to
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Her daughter is maybe 4 years younger than I.



She got any kids you're eyeballing?
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
11676 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 3:07 pm to
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i mean , it worked out ok for cersie and jaime and they were twins.


I disagree. That kid was an evil little fricker!
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122527 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 3:08 pm to
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
11676 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 3:09 pm to
quote:

cersie and jaime
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Who?


Game of Thrones, c'mon oweo!
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76781 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 3:09 pm to
he knows.. he's just trying to play the "cool guy" which for him is impossible.. but, he tries
Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
Member since Apr 2015
30039 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 3:10 pm to
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HempHead


I feel I need to offer a defense here

I didn't meet her until I was 26 or so. Saw a beautiful woman at a make up show (don't ask). So at the end I walked 9ver to the bar and talked to her. Took ten minutes and a drink to figure out our mistake
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