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Mark Zuckerberg is a clown

Posted on 7/19/20 at 3:52 pm
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
42585 posts
Posted on 7/19/20 at 3:52 pm
He wears so much sunscreen on his face that he looks like he is in clown makeup

Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57489 posts
Posted on 7/19/20 at 3:52 pm to
It’s because he’s a robot
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Simcoe Strip - He/Him/Helicopter
Member since Oct 2011
36368 posts
Posted on 7/19/20 at 3:53 pm to
Programming error
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61270 posts
Posted on 7/19/20 at 3:53 pm to
Well he is a pale ginger. So he probably burns pretty easy.
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
12856 posts
Posted on 7/19/20 at 3:55 pm to
I gotta say I’m pretty impressed that Zuck the Cuck has enough athletic prowess to wakeboard.
Posted by TomBuchanan
East Egg, Long Island
Member since Jul 2019
6231 posts
Posted on 7/19/20 at 3:55 pm to
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This post was edited on 11/2/23 at 10:27 pm
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59667 posts
Posted on 7/19/20 at 3:56 pm to
That's one of those jet powered surfboards
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65776 posts
Posted on 7/19/20 at 4:00 pm to

I applaud him for giving melanoma the middle finger. Sunscreen isn't gay.
Posted by BobMayonnaise
Memphis
Member since Feb 2009
1372 posts
Posted on 7/19/20 at 4:01 pm to
Clown alien
Posted by MSMHater
Houston
Member since Oct 2008
22775 posts
Posted on 7/19/20 at 4:03 pm to
quote:

so much sunscreen

Its reef safe sunscreen. Sunscreen without oxybenzone.
Posted by ZIGG
Member since Dec 2016
10135 posts
Posted on 7/19/20 at 4:04 pm to
Zuckerberg is a good baw

Posted by Strannix
District 11
Member since Dec 2012
48930 posts
Posted on 7/19/20 at 4:04 pm to
This post was edited on 7/19/20 at 4:05 pm
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
29316 posts
Posted on 7/19/20 at 4:07 pm to
It’s like the white chicks movie
This post was edited on 7/19/20 at 4:07 pm
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
22172 posts
Posted on 7/19/20 at 4:15 pm to
Data
Posted by crimsonsaint
Member since Nov 2009
37250 posts
Posted on 7/19/20 at 4:20 pm to
quote:

Its reef safe sunscreen. Sunscreen without oxybenzone.


Never knew this was an issue until last week when I went to the beach. Every can I looked at had “reef safe sunscreen” or some similar shite on it.
Posted by Koach K
Member since Nov 2016
4086 posts
Posted on 7/19/20 at 4:21 pm to
Dudes who make $75Mm admissions should be hiding their faces. Ask the Winkelvoss twins.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29453 posts
Posted on 7/19/20 at 4:25 pm to
He's just getting everyone amped up for FacialBook, the new XXX rated version of FB.
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
20503 posts
Posted on 7/19/20 at 4:39 pm to
Sweet Baby Reyes.
Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
27100 posts
Posted on 7/19/20 at 4:42 pm to
Don't the Silicone Valley CEOs murder children and use their adrenal glands for immortally? That's what the poliboard told me. Maybe Zuck is just taking it a step further and actually and slathering adrenal glands all over his face.
Posted by PUB
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2017
18237 posts
Posted on 7/19/20 at 5:37 pm to
Reptilian alien - look at those eyes
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