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"Mario Kart Characters Ranked In Terms of Queerness."
Posted on 5/30/18 at 5:42 pm
Posted on 5/30/18 at 5:42 pm
I'm only posting the ones I find interesting. I was going to post this on the Gaming Board, but they are known to be bigoted and anti-LGBTQIAP+. So, here it goes!
Which ones are your favorite?!
Autostraddle.com
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19. Mario
Mario is a cis, straight, white dude. I just remember when Mario teamed up with Bowser, Peach’s consistent kidnapper and abuser, in Super Mario RPG and Peach was like, “WTF?” and Mario just shrugged. He plays golf and soccer and races karts with Bowser like every weekend. Sounds like a straight guy thing to do.
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13. Koopa Troopa
Koopa Troopa is a trans guy who joined the military out of high school for lack of gainful employment options in the Mushroom Kingdom but was dishonorably discharged during Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell.:(
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8. Wario
Wario is a messy, sassy, playful polyamorous bottom. Though he works out constantly and is ripped (look at those arms!), he’s a sweetie who loves playing games and pranks and subverting masculine stereotypes. He’s actually really sensitive about being considered the villain all these years, because he’s really a fun guy (and gets a lot of mileage out of that pun, considering it’s the Mushroom Kingdom after all). “Hot stuff, baby!” Is his catchphrase according to the Wikia Mario Villain’s Wiki. Just putting that out there.
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6. Birdo
Birdo is a trans woman, and not just in my head but legitimately in the Mario CANON. She is arguably the first trans video game character of all time, and as such is a TRUE TRANS ICON.
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3. Yoshi
Yoshi is a tender non-binary lesbian. They’re always there for their friends even though they get much less fanfare and are constantly used and then discarded by the more mainstream bunch.
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2. Luigi
Luigi is a sweet trans demisexual switch. Luigi jumps higher than their brother but Mario’s the one famous for jumping, which, I know that feel, Lu. I’m a sweetie but would be salty at my mistreatment and have a death stare once in a while too.
Which ones are your favorite?!
Autostraddle.com
This post was edited on 5/30/18 at 5:44 pm
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Posted on 5/30/18 at 5:43 pm to SabiDojo
Yoshi
Posted on 5/30/18 at 5:43 pm to SabiDojo
What the frick bro?
Posted on 5/30/18 at 5:44 pm to SabiDojo
This board is obsessed with social issues
Posted on 5/30/18 at 5:44 pm to SabiDojo
Weird
Posted on 5/30/18 at 5:44 pm to SabiDojo
Sabi WTF bro?!
Posted on 5/30/18 at 5:45 pm to SabiDojo
Toad is alpha AF
Posted on 5/30/18 at 5:46 pm to SabiDojo
Toad is the best. But he’s such a total queer bait
Posted on 5/30/18 at 5:46 pm to SabiDojo
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Gaming Board, but they are known to be bigoted and anti-LGBTQIAP
Sorry for trying to keep America Great.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 5:47 pm to Cold Drink
According to the article:
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4. Toad
Toad is a femme vers twink. Obviously.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 5:48 pm to SabiDojo
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anti-LGBTQIAP+.
Da fuq does that even mean?
Posted on 5/30/18 at 5:52 pm to SabiDojo
Are you really going to clickbait me by not posting number 1?
Posted on 5/30/18 at 5:52 pm to 50_Tiger
Posted on 5/30/18 at 5:54 pm to Tactical Insertion
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Are you really going to clickbait me by not posting number 1?
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1. Mii
The queerest one is you, the player! You are beautiful and important and super gay. I see you.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 5:55 pm to SabiDojo
frick you sabi
Posted on 5/30/18 at 5:55 pm to SabiDojo
These damn modern poofters just have to make everything about their degeneracy. I yearn for the days when men were just “committed bachelors” and things were more “wink wink, nudge nudge.”
It amazes me that people base their whole identity on what hole they like to boff.
I mean, how shallow do you have to be for that to be the focal point of your identity?
It amazes me that people base their whole identity on what hole they like to boff.
I mean, how shallow do you have to be for that to be the focal point of your identity?
This post was edited on 5/30/18 at 5:57 pm
Posted on 5/30/18 at 5:56 pm to cubsfan5150
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This board is obsessed with social issues
They’re obsessed with falling right into the MSM narrative that freaks like the writer of this article are the majority.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 5:57 pm to fallguy_1978
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Da fuq does that even mean?
Anti-
Lesbian
Gay
Bisexual
Trans
Queer
Intersexual
Asexual
Pansexual
And the + is for others you may identify with, such as demisexual, aromantic, etc.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 5:57 pm to SabiDojo
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Yoshi is a tender non-binary lesbian.
Yoshi is a girl?! My childhood was a lie
Posted on 5/30/18 at 6:00 pm to beerJeep
Wait Yoshi is a chick?
Wtf I love yoshi in Mario kart
Wtf I love yoshi in Mario kart
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