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Man tries to fake own murder with gun tied to weather baloon

Posted on 7/16/18 at 1:43 pm
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
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Posted on 7/16/18 at 1:43 pm
Trust me. These are the cliffs to hemingway's crime novel.
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Victim: Alan J. Abrahamson. A well-liked man, by the accounts of friends and family. Ostensibly happy, according to the same.
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It was a windy morning, still climbing toward the 70s. He wore a sweatshirt, ball cap and shorts, passing the gate and walking out of the camera frame at 5:53 a.m.

He seemed to be carrying something in his left hand, police noticed. What? Too dark to make out.

Exactly 37 minutes later, the surveillance camera recorded the sound of a gunshot, then silence.
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Abrahamson still had his phone and his wallet — though a binder clip he commonly used to carry several hundred dollars in cash was empty. A watch that his wife said he usually wore also was missing. The index finger of his left hand was extended, detectives noted before the body was carried away.
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A preliminary search of Alan Abrahamson’s emails turned up a curious email regarding an order he had placed on Christmas Day 2017 from an online science supply company. “Weather Balloon, $55.00, 600 g, x1.”
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In Abrahamson’s Google Maps history, investigators discovered that between his typical morning walks to Starbucks and various errands, he had visited an industrial supply store in West Palm Beach two days before his death.
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“Det. [Bryan] Broehm theorized that it possibly was not a homicide, but possibly a suicide,” an investigator wrote in the report. “That he tied a gun to a string, and attached it to the weather balloon, and once the shot was fired the weather balloon ascended carrying the weapon from the scene.”
which he did

but a footnote
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Police researchers could find only two cases of such a thing being attempted, both somewhat ridiculous. A man had tried to fake his murder in the New Mexico desert in 2008 — but his bundle of helium balloons had merely carried the gun into a cactus not far from his body.
lol, dumbass.

and
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The only other example detectives could find of someone managing to balloon a weapon out of a crime scene was from 2003 — on an episode of the fictional TV show “CSI: Las Vegas.”
well, yeah. Ole people watch a shitload of TV.

LINK
Posted by msutiger
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Member since Jul 2008
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Posted on 7/16/18 at 1:47 pm to
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This post was edited on 4/13/23 at 11:13 pm
Posted by castorinho
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Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 7/16/18 at 1:48 pm to
Why would he care how he'd be remembered.... He's dead .
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Posted by 225bred
COYS
Member since Jun 2011
20386 posts
Posted on 7/16/18 at 1:49 pm to
Funny and sad.
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
24576 posts
Posted on 7/16/18 at 1:51 pm to
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Why would he care how he'd be remembered.... He's dead


Insurance?
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa
Member since Aug 2012
13536 posts
Posted on 7/16/18 at 1:54 pm to
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Why would he care how he'd be remembered.... He's dead .




Maybe so his wife could claim the insurance.

I think he would have had a better chance if he had shot himself while in a river that had a strong current. After he died he would drop the gun and the current would wash him down stream making it hard to know where the shot occurred.
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
82017 posts
Posted on 7/16/18 at 1:58 pm to
The suicide clause on insurance is usually not a very long time. Like 2 years.
But yeah if he took it out recently, that makes sense. Seems like a lot of trouble.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 7/16/18 at 1:59 pm to
Literally saw this on CSI once



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And I should've read the thread

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The only other example detectives could find of someone managing to balloon a weapon out of a crime scene was from 2003 — on an episode of the fictional TV show “CSI: Las Vegas.”
This post was edited on 7/16/18 at 2:00 pm
Posted by TigerNlc
Chocolate City
Member since Jun 2006
32494 posts
Posted on 7/16/18 at 2:01 pm to
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The suicide clause on insurance is usually not a very long time. Like 2 years.

Life is too short to waste 2 years waiting to kill myself.
Posted by StupidBinder
Jawja
Member since Oct 2017
6392 posts
Posted on 7/16/18 at 2:21 pm to
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The suicide clause on insurance is usually not a very long time. Like 2 years. But yeah if he took it out recently, that makes sense. Seems like a lot of trouble.


According to the article, his internet history indicates that he had been researching this for nearly a decade, and he googled “Life insurance suicide” in 2012.

It’s crazy that he was in such a dark place for such a long time and no one had a clue, particularly given the life he was living which seemed pretty comfy.
Posted by soccerfüt
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Member since May 2013
65628 posts
Posted on 7/16/18 at 2:44 pm to
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Men trays to fark oweo murder wick gum tired to whether baloon
FIFY

Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
56317 posts
Posted on 7/16/18 at 2:58 pm to
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I think he would have had a better chance if he had shot himself while in a river that had a strong current. After he died he would drop the gun and the current would wash him down stream making it hard to know where the shot occurred.

If I'd been planning it for that long, I don't think I'd leave the gun to chance. I'm sure the baloon took it very far, but it may not have, and you don't get a second chance.

Like the guy in NM, it would suck for the last thing you see to be the gun baloon rig lamely getting snagged on a cactus, instantly foiling your plan and winning yourself a Darwin award.
Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
32442 posts
Posted on 7/16/18 at 3:08 pm to
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Life is too short to waste 2 years waiting to kill myself.

According to the article the guy started researching ways to kill himself back in 2009.
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