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Man tries to fake own murder with gun tied to weather baloon
Posted on 7/16/18 at 1:43 pm
Posted on 7/16/18 at 1:43 pm
Trust me. These are the cliffs to hemingway's crime novel.
but a footnote
and
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Victim: Alan J. Abrahamson. A well-liked man, by the accounts of friends and family. Ostensibly happy, according to the same.
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It was a windy morning, still climbing toward the 70s. He wore a sweatshirt, ball cap and shorts, passing the gate and walking out of the camera frame at 5:53 a.m.
He seemed to be carrying something in his left hand, police noticed. What? Too dark to make out.
Exactly 37 minutes later, the surveillance camera recorded the sound of a gunshot, then silence.
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Abrahamson still had his phone and his wallet — though a binder clip he commonly used to carry several hundred dollars in cash was empty. A watch that his wife said he usually wore also was missing. The index finger of his left hand was extended, detectives noted before the body was carried away.
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A preliminary search of Alan Abrahamson’s emails turned up a curious email regarding an order he had placed on Christmas Day 2017 from an online science supply company. “Weather Balloon, $55.00, 600 g, x1.”
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In Abrahamson’s Google Maps history, investigators discovered that between his typical morning walks to Starbucks and various errands, he had visited an industrial supply store in West Palm Beach two days before his death.
quote:which he did
“Det. [Bryan] Broehm theorized that it possibly was not a homicide, but possibly a suicide,” an investigator wrote in the report. “That he tied a gun to a string, and attached it to the weather balloon, and once the shot was fired the weather balloon ascended carrying the weapon from the scene.”
but a footnote
quote:lol, dumbass.
Police researchers could find only two cases of such a thing being attempted, both somewhat ridiculous. A man had tried to fake his murder in the New Mexico desert in 2008 — but his bundle of helium balloons had merely carried the gun into a cactus not far from his body.
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quote:well, yeah. Ole people watch a shitload of TV.
The only other example detectives could find of someone managing to balloon a weapon out of a crime scene was from 2003 — on an episode of the fictional TV show “CSI: Las Vegas.”
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Posted on 7/16/18 at 1:47 pm to blueboy
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This post was edited on 4/13/23 at 11:13 pm
Posted on 7/16/18 at 1:48 pm to blueboy
Why would he care how he'd be remembered.... He's dead .
This post was edited on 7/16/18 at 1:49 pm
Posted on 7/16/18 at 1:51 pm to castorinho
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Why would he care how he'd be remembered.... He's dead
Insurance?
Posted on 7/16/18 at 1:54 pm to castorinho
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Why would he care how he'd be remembered.... He's dead .
Maybe so his wife could claim the insurance.
I think he would have had a better chance if he had shot himself while in a river that had a strong current. After he died he would drop the gun and the current would wash him down stream making it hard to know where the shot occurred.
Posted on 7/16/18 at 1:58 pm to alphaandomega
The suicide clause on insurance is usually not a very long time. Like 2 years.
But yeah if he took it out recently, that makes sense. Seems like a lot of trouble.
But yeah if he took it out recently, that makes sense. Seems like a lot of trouble.
Posted on 7/16/18 at 1:59 pm to blueboy
Literally saw this on CSI once
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And I should've read the thread
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And I should've read the thread
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The only other example detectives could find of someone managing to balloon a weapon out of a crime scene was from 2003 — on an episode of the fictional TV show “CSI: Las Vegas.”
This post was edited on 7/16/18 at 2:00 pm
Posted on 7/16/18 at 2:01 pm to castorinho
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The suicide clause on insurance is usually not a very long time. Like 2 years.
Life is too short to waste 2 years waiting to kill myself.
Posted on 7/16/18 at 2:21 pm to castorinho
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The suicide clause on insurance is usually not a very long time. Like 2 years. But yeah if he took it out recently, that makes sense. Seems like a lot of trouble.
According to the article, his internet history indicates that he had been researching this for nearly a decade, and he googled “Life insurance suicide” in 2012.
It’s crazy that he was in such a dark place for such a long time and no one had a clue, particularly given the life he was living which seemed pretty comfy.
Posted on 7/16/18 at 2:44 pm to blueboy
quote:FIFY
Men trays to fark oweo murder wick gum tired to whether baloon
Posted on 7/16/18 at 2:58 pm to alphaandomega
quote:If I'd been planning it for that long, I don't think I'd leave the gun to chance. I'm sure the baloon took it very far, but it may not have, and you don't get a second chance.
I think he would have had a better chance if he had shot himself while in a river that had a strong current. After he died he would drop the gun and the current would wash him down stream making it hard to know where the shot occurred.
Like the guy in NM, it would suck for the last thing you see to be the gun baloon rig lamely getting snagged on a cactus, instantly foiling your plan and winning yourself a Darwin award.
Posted on 7/16/18 at 3:08 pm to TigerNlc
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Life is too short to waste 2 years waiting to kill myself.
According to the article the guy started researching ways to kill himself back in 2009.
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