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Man seeks restraining order against God
Posted on 5/6/16 at 2:36 pm
Posted on 5/6/16 at 2:36 pm
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God is being mean to me. Make him quit.
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Israeli man has petitioned the Haifa Magistrate’s Court for a restraining order against God, claiming the Almighty has been particularly unkind to him.
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He argued that over a three-year period God, had exhibited a seriously negative attitude toward him, although details of just what divine mischief he had borne the brunt of were not mentioned in the report.
God is being mean to me. Make him quit.
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Posted on 5/6/16 at 2:38 pm to High C
Adorable
Posted on 5/6/16 at 2:39 pm to High C
I thought this was about Trump and Mohammed.
Posted on 5/6/16 at 2:48 pm to High C
Posted on 5/6/16 at 2:53 pm to High C
Well the petitioners ancestors did kill the defendants son so what did he expect?
Posted on 5/6/16 at 3:16 pm to High C
Not God. Just a Mexican named jesus
Posted on 5/6/16 at 3:43 pm to High C
this man suffers from Job syndrome.
Posted on 5/6/16 at 3:45 pm to High C
Job would have done the same if he had access to a lawyer.
Posted on 5/7/16 at 7:39 am to High C
A guy once sued satan (obviously because "the devil made me do it") in Pennsylvania. The case was dismissed on procedural grounds (no showing that the devil resided in Pennsylvania).
US ex rel Mayo vs Satan
US ex rel Mayo vs Satan
Posted on 5/7/16 at 7:42 am to High C
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Man seeks restraining order against God
we talking about the creator dude? good luck with that.
Posted on 5/7/16 at 10:01 am to High C
I'm waiti for the one of our sheriffs to protect us by arresting God for marijuana cultivation
Posted on 5/7/16 at 10:11 am to High C
Posted on 5/7/16 at 10:14 am to blueridgeTiger
quote:Go to an Eagles game in Giants gear and get back to me on this.
The case was dismissed on procedural grounds (no showing that the devil resided in Pennsylvania).
Posted on 5/7/16 at 10:53 am to High C
How do you get service? The Pope?
Posted on 5/7/16 at 11:19 am to blueridgeTiger
The smart move would get a restraining order against Satan.
Posted on 5/7/16 at 12:22 pm to Kcrad
This shite always happens in another country. You never hear of shite like this happening in a major American city.
Posted on 5/7/16 at 1:12 pm to King of New Orleans
So how exactly would this be enforced?
Posted on 5/7/16 at 2:08 pm to drewnbrla
Wait till he dies and see how God treats him
Posted on 5/7/16 at 2:58 pm to High C
Smart idea. God is going to have a very hard time finding a lawyer.
Posted on 5/7/16 at 3:02 pm to Fat and Happy
quote:Seems pretty easy. God isn't allowed within 100 yards, and the man can call the police if he sees God get any closer
So how exactly would this be enforced?
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