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re: Man says emotional support alligator helps his depression

Posted on 1/24/19 at 1:44 pm to
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
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Posted on 1/24/19 at 1:44 pm to
He wants attention badly. Probaly why he is depressed.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
76083 posts
Posted on 1/24/19 at 1:51 pm to
You can't tell the difference between the Associated Press and the Onion these days.

What a world.
Posted by LSUcdro
Republic of West Florida
Member since Sep 2009
11363 posts
Posted on 1/24/19 at 1:56 pm to
And when hes no longer emotionally supportive, he can just let his gator take him
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 1/24/19 at 2:15 pm to
It is kind of cool how normally viscous animals can be tamed in such a way
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 1/24/19 at 2:17 pm to
quote:

It is kind of cool how normally viscous animals can be tamed in such a way

gator ain't tame baw, just not hungry enough yet, it's comin"
Posted by WaltTeevens
Santa Barbara, CA
Member since Dec 2013
12043 posts
Posted on 1/24/19 at 2:17 pm to
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I even taught Wally a couple tricks. When I say "Feliepe Franks!" the gator turns over
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 1/24/19 at 2:18 pm to
I want an emotional support platypus. I'll leash it, I swear
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Posted on 1/24/19 at 2:18 pm to
quote:

It is kind of cool how normally viscous animals can be tamed in such a way


I thought gators had dry skins/scales.
Posted by TigerMond84
Member since Dec 2014
555 posts
Posted on 1/24/19 at 2:24 pm to
I’m sure he loves to give hugs.....with his jaw bones.....at forces of 1000lbs/sq inch.
Posted by Rep520
Member since Mar 2018
10476 posts
Posted on 1/24/19 at 2:30 pm to
It's like the old saying.

Live with the alligator, die by the alligator.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 1/24/19 at 2:31 pm to
What a stupid frick this man is.
Posted by madmaxvol
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22484 posts
Posted on 1/24/19 at 2:31 pm to


Has this made its way to the Fark board yet?
Posted by tigahbruh
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2014
2864 posts
Posted on 1/24/19 at 2:54 pm to
Gator says emotional man helps satiate his hunger for meat

Posted by Loaner1231
Violet, LA
Member since Jan 2016
3903 posts
Posted on 1/24/19 at 3:47 pm to
This is going to be one hell of a bump/update thread in the not too distant future.
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