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Man Identifying As 6-Year-Old Crushes Game-Winning Homer In Tee-Ball Championship
Posted on 6/6/17 at 9:59 pm
Posted on 6/6/17 at 9:59 pm
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AUBURN, CA—Local 36-year-old man Nate Ripley, who identifies as a six-year-old, “absolutely crushed” a game-winning homer at a local tee-ball game and won the championship for his team Monday evening, reports confirmed.
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His team, the Lil’ Padres, attempted to hoist him up on their shoulders in celebration of their great victory over the favored Tiny Tigers, but were unable to pick up the large 230-pound man.
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Posted on 6/6/17 at 10:00 pm to rpg37
Didn't click, probably fake news, but still upvote for the title of thread
Posted on 6/6/17 at 10:00 pm to rpg37
It's a fair point. Where does the "identity as" lunacy stop?
Posted on 6/6/17 at 10:01 pm to rpg37
If he was all that good, why was the game still close?
Posted on 6/6/17 at 10:02 pm to rpg37
In other news,
Man identifying as dog absolutely crushes the obedience competition. His owner claimed he had never had a dog be so obedient, "It was like he could understand the words coming out my mouth. Truly incredible."
Man identifying as dog absolutely crushes the obedience competition. His owner claimed he had never had a dog be so obedient, "It was like he could understand the words coming out my mouth. Truly incredible."
Posted on 6/6/17 at 10:02 pm to rpg37
Man its been a while since I read The Onion.
Posted on 6/6/17 at 10:02 pm to rpg37
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With a 1.000 batting average, 52 home runs, and an incredible showing at first base, second base, shortstop, third base, and pitcher
Posted on 6/6/17 at 10:02 pm to SuperSaint
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Didn't click, probably fake news, but still upvote for the title of thread
Onion-style parody site.
Posted on 6/6/17 at 10:03 pm to rpg37
Was kinda hoping to see him crush one off a T.
Posted on 6/6/17 at 10:03 pm to rpg37
Good for him. Destroy the SJW cucks and their bullshite identity politics
Posted on 6/6/17 at 10:03 pm to rpg37
Those kids should have identified as someone who could pick up their teammate.
Posted on 6/6/17 at 10:04 pm to rpg37
other headlines from the site
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Christian Florist Sued For Not Weeping Tears Of Joy At Mere Thought Of Gay Wedding
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Vegas Odds Now 25-1 That Christ Will Return Before Mayweather, McGregor Fight Happens
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Saudi Arabian King Pinky-Promises To Only Use U.S.-Supplied Weapons For Good
Posted on 6/6/17 at 10:04 pm to rpg37
He's a hero! what an incredible man.
This post was edited on 6/6/17 at 10:28 pm
Posted on 6/6/17 at 10:04 pm to Dont_Call_Me_RAY
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Is this real?
Super real
Posted on 6/6/17 at 10:06 pm to SuperSaint
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probably fake news
Posted on 6/6/17 at 10:06 pm to Dont_Call_Me_RAY
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Is this real?
I don't know. That pic definitely isn't a bad photoshop.
Posted on 6/6/17 at 10:06 pm to TigerFred
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Those kids should have identified as someone who could pick up their teammate
Posted on 6/6/17 at 10:07 pm to burdman
The rain is on the roof
Hurry high butterfly
As clouds roll past my head
I know why the skys all cry
Om, om, heaven, om
Hurry high butterfly
As clouds roll past my head
I know why the skys all cry
Om, om, heaven, om
This post was edited on 6/6/17 at 11:08 pm
Posted on 6/6/17 at 10:11 pm to Dont_Call_Me_RAY
For Christ's sake, Ray.
Posted on 6/6/17 at 10:13 pm to Dont_Call_Me_RAY
Dude...
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