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re: man hitting on my wife at our community pool - how should I handle it?

Posted on 7/19/21 at 9:55 am to
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 9:55 am to
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your mom ever tell you how EEs dick taste or you dad tell you how big it was?


You know what dick tastes like, right? It depends.

You know what grandpa dick tastes like, right? Depends.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
25455 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 9:55 am to
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Nope, just have morals that say you shouldn't mess with another mans wife. I have never done it and just think its wrong!



That's fine, why didn't you say that the first time?
Posted by musick
the internet
Member since Dec 2008
26126 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 9:56 am to
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So, my wife texted him

I know I'm way late to this party but this has to be brought up right? I am going through the 41 pages now
Posted by GuidoVestieri
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2021
790 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 10:10 am to
This is a damn good idea. Worse case you get laid.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 10:11 am to
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I've never heard of a pool board - I guess you need a full study ordered to determine ideal cleaning schedule and chlorine amount.



I searched for community pools Birmingham and it seems like a lot of these places are like Tennis and Pool country clubs which have pretty steep memberships....so I assume the pool board takes care of the finances and approves memberships or decides to take disciplinary action on creepy guys that get phone numbers from desperate housewives at swimming lessons.
Posted by GuidoVestieri
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2021
790 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 10:12 am to
Get a new pool membership. NO alcohol?!
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32738 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 10:12 am to
Has it been established if the guy specifically broke any actual rule of the community pool?

What would this pool board even be able to do?
Posted by GuidoVestieri
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2021
790 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 10:17 am to
Send me his # I'll ask for the massage.
Posted by musick
the internet
Member since Dec 2008
26126 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 10:27 am to
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This is a damn good idea. Worse case you get laid.


Any man with any ounce of game learns early on that if you can get a girl/woman to allow you to massage her you are basically in. It's one of the best, most sure thing techniques there is, bc you are (no PUN intended) literally feeling her out before you get to the intimate part. It's legit the best approach. Then you can test the waters and it's all downhill from there.
This post was edited on 7/19/21 at 10:28 am
Posted by TigrrrDad
Member since Oct 2016
7170 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 10:27 am to
I’m surprised at the number of downvotes you got. This kind of thread is classic OT.

I had a very similar issue, the main difference being that my wife can’t be trusted.

I agree with pretty much everything except involving the pool board. I think your first instinct was the proper approach. In my case the guy messaged her through facebook messenger. I just messaged him back on her account and told him, “This is her husband, and if you contact my wife again I will fukking kill you.”
This post was edited on 7/19/21 at 10:28 am
Posted by NYCAuburn
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Member since Feb 2011
57002 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 10:28 am to
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What would this pool board even be able to do?



Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
117009 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 10:30 am to
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the main difference being that my wife can’t be trusted.


Uh.

Why are you still married to her?
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
21402 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 10:35 am to
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He sent that text at 9:01pm....what time did your wife get home? Who does swimming lessons at night?


This is a damning piece of evidence.

Dcbl can we get some clarification? I feel this is going to make the story unravel some.

Thanks in advance.
Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
32985 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 10:38 am to
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The easy answer is to check the phone logs.
No, he should definitely put a GPS on her car.
Posted by Sneaky__Sally
Member since Jul 2015
12364 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 10:41 am to
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I searched for community pools Birmingham and it seems like a lot of these places are like Tennis and Pool country clubs which have pretty steep memberships....so I assume the pool board takes care of the finances and approves memberships or decides to take disciplinary action on creepy guys that get phone numbers from desperate housewives at swimming lessons.


No way those places don't allow alcohol though. Steep membership fee has to include some alcohol access or to get a drink / food after tennis or whatever. I was imagining a subdivision community with a common pool.
This post was edited on 7/19/21 at 10:45 am
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 10:56 am to
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No way those places don't allow alcohol though. Steep membership fee has to include some alcohol access or to get a drink / food after tennis or whatever.


I agree

quote:

I was imagining a subdivision community with a common pool.


thats probably what it is
Posted by ThuperThumpin
Member since Dec 2013
7460 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 12:30 pm to
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My belief is that he is sweating this and hoping his wife does not find out, which was my goal


Doubtful. Trying to set up a side piece at the community pool by arranging playdates would be like asking to get caught. This guy probably has an MO and has done this dozens of time. He will move on...and so should you.
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
17344 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 12:40 pm to
42 pages on this shite? I think I last posted on page 6 or 7 and moved on. Ho Lee Shyt.

You confront the dude in person and let him know she's yours and married. Dont to be a chach about it, but you do have to stand up for yourself and protect your lady. Whether he knew she was married or not, you have to assume he didn't.

If things persist after that, then you take him to Whupass City. All this texting bs is a bunch of nonsense. Sack up and be a man about it.
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
50683 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 12:44 pm to
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No, he should definitely put a GPS on her car.


Yesssssssssssssssssss
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
21402 posts
Posted on 7/19/21 at 12:52 pm to
Is DCBL done with us now? He posted on TD before 7am.

We really need an answer to the time issue that came up.
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