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Man gets mitakenly locked in beer cooler. Decides life aint bad and camps out
Posted on 10/28/17 at 9:20 am
Posted on 10/28/17 at 9:20 am
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Posted on 10/28/17 at 9:22 am to Eurocat
I want to be "locked" ina beer cooler.
Posted on 10/28/17 at 9:27 am to Eurocat
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one 18-ounce Icehouse beer and three cans of Four Loko later
This would be me in 9th grade
Posted on 10/28/17 at 9:32 am to Eurocat
Posted on 10/28/17 at 9:35 am to Sampson
Ive worked inside those beer coolers. Its called a refrigerator for a reason. Its cold.
Posted on 10/28/17 at 9:37 am to Salt Lick
If i was one of the beer companies, who's beer he consumed, i'd pay his fines, and use him for a commercial.
"Mr Blah liked our beer so much, he rather stay in a locked cooler, than seek help"
"Mr Blah liked our beer so much, he rather stay in a locked cooler, than seek help"
Posted on 10/28/17 at 9:39 am to LZ83
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want to be "locked" ina beer cooler.
No you don’t. It’s 32 degrees in there. It’s fricking cold
Posted on 10/28/17 at 9:48 am to Eurocat
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Six hours, one 18-ounce Icehouse beer and three cans of Four Loko later
He sucks at life on multiple levels.
Posted on 10/28/17 at 10:04 am to Eurocat
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Marshfield Police Chief Rick Gramza said that his department has dealt with people who intentionally hide and get locked inside places with the purpose of committing a crime but that this case was particularly unique.
“We never had somebody accidentally locked in a place and not make any attempt to be rescued or get out because they’re satisfied with the circumstances,” he said.
This quote is awesome
Posted on 10/28/17 at 10:07 am to Eurocat
Real man of Genius candidate
Posted on 10/28/17 at 10:34 am to Eurocat
My bad for trying to have a good time
Posted on 10/28/17 at 10:45 am to Upperdecker
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No you don’t. It’s 32 degrees in there. It’s fricking cold
Yup. I had to do an inventory observation at a wholesale grocer back in my CPA days. We had to walk in a refrigerated section of the warehouse. It was about 34 in there. Then we had to go even deeper to a freezer section. Below zero in there and people were only allowed in for under 10 minutes at a time. A safety warning went off after 8 minutes and a red flashing light was at the door to guide you out.
Posted on 10/28/17 at 10:54 am to Upperdecker
Bro, your not “breaking news” that a beer cooler is cold.
Posted on 10/28/17 at 11:18 am to Jack Daniel
If it's a beer cooler, it will be anywhere from 34 to 40 degrees.
Beer freezes at 32 degrees, just like water.
While in HS, i worked at this place similar to Walgreens, and some one turned cooler down to 32, and all of the beer in the cooler froze(overnight). Luckily for us, it was the beer guy who accidentally did it, so once it thawed, he gave all the miller product to the guy who got me the job(21)for free. AB people took their shite and broke it and threw it in trash dumpster.
He gave me half of the beer, we had cases and cases of Icehouse,miller, lite,etc And about 2 cases of the old 40oz bottles. My father was in heaven with all the free beer i gave him.
Beer freezes at 32 degrees, just like water.
While in HS, i worked at this place similar to Walgreens, and some one turned cooler down to 32, and all of the beer in the cooler froze(overnight). Luckily for us, it was the beer guy who accidentally did it, so once it thawed, he gave all the miller product to the guy who got me the job(21)for free. AB people took their shite and broke it and threw it in trash dumpster.
He gave me half of the beer, we had cases and cases of Icehouse,miller, lite,etc And about 2 cases of the old 40oz bottles. My father was in heaven with all the free beer i gave him.
Posted on 10/28/17 at 11:29 am to Eurocat
Out of all the beer he could choose from he drank three four lokos? That’s just dumb though he was probabky drunk as shite after that
Posted on 10/28/17 at 11:31 am to Jack Daniel
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Posted on 10/28/17 at 12:02 pm to Eurocat
How do you lock a beer cooler and why would anyone lock it to begin with?
Do these stores lock the main entrance to the store when the store closes? So why would you need to lock the cooler.
Plus every beer cooler I’ve ever been in have doors that don’t lock or they all have a handle on the inside to prevent this from happening.
I’m calling bullshite on this whole story.
And where was his cell phone?
Why couldn’t he break the door or the glass?
Do these stores lock the main entrance to the store when the store closes? So why would you need to lock the cooler.
Plus every beer cooler I’ve ever been in have doors that don’t lock or they all have a handle on the inside to prevent this from happening.
I’m calling bullshite on this whole story.
And where was his cell phone?
Why couldn’t he break the door or the glass?
Posted on 10/28/17 at 12:06 pm to tgrbaitn08
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How do you lock a beer cooler and why would anyone lock it to begin with?
Do these stores lock the main entrance to the store when the store closes? So why would you need to lock the cooler.
Most Kwik Trip's are open 24 hours so they lock the beer cooler at 9PM when you can't buy alcohol any more.
Posted on 10/28/17 at 12:17 pm to goldenbadger08
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Most Kwik Trip's are open 24 hours so they lock the beer cooler at 9PM when you can't buy alcohol any more.
I understand that but wouldn’t there still be someone in the store that would hear him banging on the door if this was the case?
Posted on 10/28/17 at 12:23 pm to tgrbaitn08
He didn’t bang on the door, that’s the point. He didn’t want to be found.
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