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Man cuts off his dingy

Posted on 12/6/16 at 2:59 pm
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
26098 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 2:59 pm
So no sechs for 10 years, he cut off the dongle.

Pretty sure I would just get a hooker at that point.

Ouch
Posted by Broke
AKA Buttercup
Member since Sep 2006
65493 posts
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Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
40903 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 3:06 pm to
He's going to regret that.
Posted by atxfan
Member since Jul 2004
4229 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 3:07 pm to
There have been times when I woke up regretting decisions that I've made while I was hammered, but I always woke up with my penis still attached to my body. For that, I'm thankful.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45503 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 3:10 pm to
Does he not have a hand?

Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
66807 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 3:12 pm to
Suicide soon.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76771 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 3:12 pm to
This post was edited on 12/6/16 at 3:13 pm
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
32429 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 3:26 pm to
He must have heard about the 8 inch bionic cock surgery.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18394 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 3:31 pm to
True story, I know a guy whose wife wouldn't perform in the sexual realm so he went and got castrated. Weird guy.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11635 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 3:32 pm to
quote:

True story, I know a guy whose wife wouldn't perform in the sexual realm so he went and got castrated. Weird guy.


Holy frick. No woman is worth that.
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
77214 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 3:34 pm to
quote:

Evil Little Thing


Surely you have cut off a few dingys in your time huh?
Posted by Juiceboxwiggle
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2016
114 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 3:35 pm to
this is Les Miles' fault i suppose.
Posted by Monday
Prairieville
Member since Mar 2013
5251 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 3:36 pm to
quote:

There have been times when I woke up regretting decisions that I've made while I was hammered, but I always woke up with my penis still attached to my body. For that, I'm thankful.

+1
Posted by Juiceboxwiggle
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2016
114 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 3:36 pm to
quote:

True story, I know a guy whose wife wouldn't perform in the sexual realm so he went and got castrated. Weird guy

Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11635 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 3:37 pm to
quote:

Surely you have cut off a few dingys in your time huh?


Only emotional castration
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47668 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 3:44 pm to
It won't be long until he realizes that was short-sighted planning.
Posted by CockHolliday
Columbia, SC
Member since Dec 2012
4892 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 3:46 pm to
Well, that will teach her.
Posted by lsugrad35
Jambalaya capital of the world
Member since Feb 2007
3358 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 3:53 pm to
quote:

True story, I know a guy whose wife wouldn't perform in the sexual realm so he went and got castrated. Weird guy.


What doc says "You wanna what?....well ok I can fit you in on Thursday."
Posted by Hashtagcorndan
Member since Dec 2016
42 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 4:26 pm to
Guess he'll probably be giving up porn for lent
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
105146 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 4:54 pm to
I'm sure he'll find that he likes it being detachable. He can leave it at home when he thinks it will get him in trouble.


The problem is when he gets drunk and misplaces it. He may want to check medicine cabinets because it usually ends up there somehow.
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