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Man cuts off his dingy
Posted on 12/6/16 at 2:59 pm
Posted on 12/6/16 at 2:59 pm
So no sechs for 10 years, he cut off the dongle.
Pretty sure I would just get a hooker at that point.
Ouch
Pretty sure I would just get a hooker at that point.
Ouch
Posted on 12/6/16 at 3:06 pm to DarthRebel
He's going to regret that.
Posted on 12/6/16 at 3:07 pm to DarthRebel
There have been times when I woke up regretting decisions that I've made while I was hammered, but I always woke up with my penis still attached to my body. For that, I'm thankful.
Posted on 12/6/16 at 3:10 pm to DarthRebel
Does he not have a hand?
Posted on 12/6/16 at 3:12 pm to DarthRebel

This post was edited on 12/6/16 at 3:13 pm
Posted on 12/6/16 at 3:26 pm to DarthRebel
He must have heard about the 8 inch bionic cock surgery.
Posted on 12/6/16 at 3:31 pm to DarthRebel
True story, I know a guy whose wife wouldn't perform in the sexual realm so he went and got castrated. Weird guy.
Posted on 12/6/16 at 3:32 pm to Hogwarts
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True story, I know a guy whose wife wouldn't perform in the sexual realm so he went and got castrated. Weird guy.
Holy frick. No woman is worth that.
Posted on 12/6/16 at 3:34 pm to Evil Little Thing
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Evil Little Thing
Surely you have cut off a few dingys in your time huh?
Posted on 12/6/16 at 3:35 pm to DarthRebel
this is Les Miles' fault i suppose.
Posted on 12/6/16 at 3:36 pm to atxfan
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There have been times when I woke up regretting decisions that I've made while I was hammered, but I always woke up with my penis still attached to my body. For that, I'm thankful.
+1
Posted on 12/6/16 at 3:36 pm to Hogwarts
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True story, I know a guy whose wife wouldn't perform in the sexual realm so he went and got castrated. Weird guy

Posted on 12/6/16 at 3:37 pm to genuineLSUtiger
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Surely you have cut off a few dingys in your time huh?
Only emotional castration
Posted on 12/6/16 at 3:44 pm to Evil Little Thing
It won't be long until he realizes that was short-sighted planning.
Posted on 12/6/16 at 3:46 pm to DarthRebel
Well, that will teach her.
Posted on 12/6/16 at 3:53 pm to Hogwarts
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True story, I know a guy whose wife wouldn't perform in the sexual realm so he went and got castrated. Weird guy.
What doc says "You wanna what?....well ok I can fit you in on Thursday."
Posted on 12/6/16 at 4:26 pm to DarthRebel
Guess he'll probably be giving up porn for lent
Posted on 12/6/16 at 4:54 pm to DarthRebel
I'm sure he'll find that he likes it being detachable. He can leave it at home when he thinks it will get him in trouble.
The problem is when he gets drunk and misplaces it. He may want to check medicine cabinets because it usually ends up there somehow.
The problem is when he gets drunk and misplaces it. He may want to check medicine cabinets because it usually ends up there somehow.
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