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Man asks clerk about stealing beer before stealing beer, gets arrested - Florida

Posted on 4/16/18 at 12:25 pm
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
19197 posts
Posted on 4/16/18 at 12:25 pm
Florida gonna Florida.
quote:

What would happen if I stole some beer?

quote:

A man frustrated he couldn't buy alcohol at 2:30 a.m. Friday stole two cases of Bud Light from a gas station and quickly found out the answer to his question when he received a trip to jail in the back of a patrol car,


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Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
50823 posts
Posted on 4/16/18 at 12:26 pm to
this must have been right before he got a New Iberia haircut
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134865 posts
Posted on 4/16/18 at 12:26 pm to
Nice. A jail and a barber shop all in one.
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
21517 posts
Posted on 4/16/18 at 12:26 pm to
Did they take that mugshot while they gave him a haircut? Looks like one of those capes you wear at the barber shop.
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
38741 posts
Posted on 4/16/18 at 12:27 pm to
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67488 posts
Posted on 4/16/18 at 12:34 pm to
quote:

Nice. A jail and a barber shop all in one

Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72129 posts
Posted on 4/16/18 at 12:35 pm to
That ain’t a New Iberia haircut.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124285 posts
Posted on 4/16/18 at 12:35 pm to
That man does not know how to Yahoo.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67590 posts
Posted on 4/16/18 at 12:36 pm to
quote:

That man does not know how to Yahoo.

Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
19197 posts
Posted on 4/16/18 at 12:41 pm to
quote:

That man does not know how to Yahoo.

First off, never ask what will happen. Secondly, it's a stupid law. Third, just grab it and go!
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
50823 posts
Posted on 4/16/18 at 12:43 pm to
quote:

That ain’t a New Iberia haircut.


Scruffy misread, it says before he got a NIH
Posted by QJenk
Atl, Ga
Member since Jan 2013
15317 posts
Posted on 4/16/18 at 1:21 pm to
"Hold my beer"
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66948 posts
Posted on 4/16/18 at 2:18 pm to
quote:

Alcohol may be sold between 7 a.m. and 1 a.m. in Sebastian every day but Sunday, when sales don't extend past midnight.


They should be kicked out of Florida for having this stupid son of a bitch rule.
This post was edited on 4/16/18 at 2:19 pm
Posted by porkrind
Hog Jaw
Member since Apr 2012
950 posts
Posted on 4/16/18 at 2:32 pm to
Christmas day visiting family had drank all my beer. I drove all the damn way to the next county over to get a few beers because our county is dry. Was told they couldn't sell it on Christmas day. Grabbed 3 quarts of miller and left the money in the fridge. Technically... I did not steal it
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
19197 posts
Posted on 4/16/18 at 2:37 pm to
quote:

Christmas day visiting family had drank all my beer. I drove all the damn way to the next county over to get a few beers because our county is dry. Was told they couldn't sell it on Christmas day. Grabbed 3 quarts of miller and left the money in the fridge. Technically... I did not steal it

That's good, laws like this need to go. They are archaic and asinine.
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