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Man ‘Accidentally Killed’ His Girlfriend With A Cucumber
Posted on 2/26/16 at 1:49 pm
Posted on 2/26/16 at 1:49 pm
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In a sad turn of events, the man who accidentally killed his girlfriend using cucumber as adult toy has gone under trial for negligent homicide in Germany.
46-year-old Oliver Dietmann works as a sales man at a local store in Germany became the headline of news when he accidentally killed his girlfriend. Oliver was using cucumber as a adult toy with his partner.
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Members of victim’s family including her father and sister were present in the public gallery of the court of Mannheim during trial of Oliver. He explained to the court what actually happened that night
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Oliver told the court what happened that night, “After the cucumber had served its purpose ‘I put it in her mouth. However, suddenly I saw there was smoke coming from the kitchen. I forgot that I had put a piece of meat on the stove for my dog.”
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According to medical report, the reason of death is vegetable wedged in her throat, which cut off her air supply initially and plunged her into coma. Later on, she died.
‘The defendant must have known that he should not have left her for so long on her own, said prosecutor Reinhard Hoffmann.
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Posted on 2/26/16 at 1:51 pm to Green Chili Tiger
Just take the cucumber out of her mouth before putting out the kitchen fire. That's what I always do.
Posted on 2/26/16 at 1:51 pm to Green Chili Tiger
Well, at least it wasn't a pickle.
fricking nasty arse pickles.
fricking nasty arse pickles.
Posted on 2/26/16 at 1:52 pm to Green Chili Tiger
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I put it in her mouth.
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the reason of death is vegetable wedged in her throat,
she had to be a deep throating type of women.

Posted on 2/26/16 at 1:53 pm to Green Chili Tiger
Whats long and has cum in it? a cuCUMber.
Posted on 2/26/16 at 1:54 pm to Green Chili Tiger
i didnt read but she couldnt take it out of her own damn mouth? or was she tied up?
Posted on 2/26/16 at 1:55 pm to Paddyshack
Everyone is looking at me funny. I never LOLed so hard. 
Posted on 2/26/16 at 1:57 pm to Green Chili Tiger
This does remind me of my favorite Wal-Mart story.
About 8 to 10 years ago - I was in line at Wal-Mart. Skinny white dude, about 5'6", short hair, scruffy beard, ~20, was in line with 2 items: A pair of thong panties and a cucumber.
That sort of burns an image into the brain. First of all - Wal-Mart is about the only place (Super Target?) you can make that purchase and that's the only place that has those sorts of people.
RIP to what must certainly have been a fun, freaky German gal.
About 8 to 10 years ago - I was in line at Wal-Mart. Skinny white dude, about 5'6", short hair, scruffy beard, ~20, was in line with 2 items: A pair of thong panties and a cucumber.
That sort of burns an image into the brain. First of all - Wal-Mart is about the only place (Super Target?) you can make that purchase and that's the only place that has those sorts of people.
RIP to what must certainly have been a fun, freaky German gal.
This post was edited on 2/26/16 at 1:59 pm
Posted on 2/26/16 at 1:57 pm to EastNastySwag
Posted on 2/26/16 at 1:59 pm to tke857
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i didnt read but she couldnt take it out of her own damn mouth? or was she tied up?
This. Article is blocked.
Posted on 2/26/16 at 2:00 pm to Green Chili Tiger
1001 ways to die just got some more material.
Posted on 2/26/16 at 2:03 pm to Green Chili Tiger
I think the story is BS. Was she tied up? He killed her by choking her to death with the cucumber, and whether he meant to kill her or not he kept it jammed in there until she went limp. No way she was just fine with a cucumber in her mouth when he left the room.
Posted on 2/26/16 at 2:03 pm to tke857
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i didnt read but she couldnt take it out of her own damn mouth? or was she tied up?
They were both shite-faced. She passed out with it in her mouth.
Posted on 2/26/16 at 2:05 pm to Green Chili Tiger
Wait I think we are clearly overlooking an important detail....
Who the frick puts meat on the stove for their dog? Is that a German thing?
Who the frick puts meat on the stove for their dog? Is that a German thing?
Posted on 2/26/16 at 2:06 pm to Green Chili Tiger
As fricked up as this story is, it has to be hard to take this serious. Could you imagine being a juror on this trial? (if they had jurors in Germany).
Posted on 2/26/16 at 2:06 pm to OweO
Mine is bigger than that.
What?
My cucumber. It's bigger.
Posted on 2/26/16 at 2:06 pm to Green Chili Tiger
Well that is one lucky arse dog
Posted on 2/26/16 at 2:08 pm to Green Chili Tiger
Guy had a small penis and had to use a cucumber to please his woman. Cucumber kills woman bc he didn't have to take it out when he left. Therefore all this happened because the guy had a small penis
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