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re: Man ‘Accidentally Killed’ His Girlfriend With A Cucumber

Posted on 2/26/16 at 2:11 pm to
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 2/26/16 at 2:11 pm to
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As fricked up as this story is, it has to be hard to take this serious. Could you imagine being a juror on this trial? (


This is that part that got me:

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Members of victim’s family including her father and sister were present in the public gallery of the court of Mannheim during trial of Oliver. He explained to the court what actually happened that night
Posted by NYCAuburn
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Posted on 2/26/16 at 2:16 pm to
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He explained to the court what actually happened that night


"So I was railing this chick with a 13" cucumber, then I decided to see how far she could deep throat it...yada, yada, yada,..I burned some steak on the stove and she died
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
19830 posts
Posted on 2/26/16 at 2:29 pm to
fricked up story.
Posted by jeff5891
Member since Aug 2011
15979 posts
Posted on 2/26/16 at 2:31 pm to
Were her hands tied behind her back?
This post was edited on 2/26/16 at 2:31 pm
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 2/26/16 at 2:31 pm to

Would only be more tragic had it have been a kumqwat.
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