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re: Lying about your kid’s age so they can fly free
Posted on 5/21/18 at 11:40 am to lsupride87
Posted on 5/21/18 at 11:40 am to lsupride87
Nah, you said it all
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Posted on 5/21/18 at 11:40 am to Count Chocula
You chuckled, admit it
Posted on 5/21/18 at 11:41 am to go ta hell ole miss
quote:
No how I know you either don’t travel much or don’t have kids? What is the purpose of this other than to prevent a bit of annoyance to you? Buy some noise cancelling headphones you cheap arse.
I travel quite a bit which is why I'm ready for child/baby ban on airplanes.
Why should I have to spend money on noise cancelling headphones because you couldn't afford an abortion?
Posted on 5/21/18 at 11:41 am to lsupride87
quote:
Our child is perfectly well behaved/drugged
As it should be.
Half a xanax wont hurt a kid
Posted on 5/21/18 at 11:41 am to Cosmo
I guess you buy adult priced movie tickets for your kids also.
Posted on 5/21/18 at 11:43 am to Cosmo
quote:We use a fentanyl shot
As it should be.
Half a xanax wont hurt a kid
Usually our little guy is perfectly amicable on planes. But when he starts to make a sound, out of fear of the expert analysis of non parents like th03 and pecker judging me, my wife carries a fentanyl shot she will jab into his leg and it puts him out like a light.
The benefit of having a nurse for a wife you know
Posted on 5/21/18 at 11:43 am to eScott
Wut?
The correct analogy would be lying about the age of your 12 year old to get an under 10 movie ticket or something
The correct analogy would be lying about the age of your 12 year old to get an under 10 movie ticket or something
Posted on 5/21/18 at 11:45 am to lsupride87
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But when he starts to make a sound, out of fear of the expert analysis of non parents like th03 and pecker judging me, my wife carries a fentanyl shot she will jab into his leg and it puts him out like a light.
But you aren't insecure.
Posted on 5/21/18 at 11:46 am to Pecker
Then you do not have kids. Thank goodness.
Posted on 5/21/18 at 11:48 am to Cosmo
Better than bringing their emotional support pitt bull
Posted on 5/21/18 at 11:49 am to TH03
quote:I am with parenting bro.
But you aren't insecure
Not insecure about my looks or presentation though
But my parenting of course. I realize I am in the weeds since I actually have kids, so I get lost and confused. I realize how it important is is to let outsiders of the weeds like you and pecker to guide me on the best nuances of parenting.
This post was edited on 5/21/18 at 11:50 am
Posted on 5/21/18 at 11:50 am to Cosmo
When I flew with my son under 3 I had to bring his birth certificate or they would make you pay for a ticket
Posted on 5/21/18 at 11:50 am to 777Tiger
Yeah, I did.... and more than a little
Posted on 5/21/18 at 11:50 am to Cosmo
My dad had me telling movie theater people that I was under 10 until I was about 13...
Posted on 5/21/18 at 11:50 am to Pecker
quote:
This wouldn't be a problem if you fellas had supported the legislation I proposed:
No children under the age of 12 are allowed to ride on airplanes. Parents who lie about their children's age will be banned from flying again.
I'm trying to make America a better place
Didn't you say you don't do road trips in another thread? So people with kids, don't road trip but don't fly? Interesting.
Posted on 5/21/18 at 11:51 am to lsupride87
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But my parenting of course. I realize I am in the weeds since I actually have kids, so I get lost and confused. I realize how it important is is to let outsiders of the weeds like you and pecker to guide me on the best nuances of parenting.
So insecure you think I'm trying to guide you on parenting.
I'm literally just calling you trashy. Ya know, what you yourself were bragging about in the minivan thread..
Posted on 5/21/18 at 11:52 am to TH03
quote:I know man. And I am listening because you know better than me how to live the non-trashy parent lifestyle
So insecure you think I'm trying to guide you on parenting.
I'm literally just calling you trashy.
Bro we are agreeing
Posted on 5/21/18 at 11:52 am to baldona
Also, as said they are supposed to check the birth certificate at the gate. If you have a lap child, you are required to bring it with you for them to fly without a seat. Whether they check it or not is different. But its not the stewardess' job.
Posted on 5/21/18 at 11:53 am to Displaced
I just go to the machine and buy the tickets.
Posted on 5/21/18 at 11:53 am to Cosmo
As my PawPaw used to say, "5 at home, 6 at school and 3 on the streetcar."
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