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Luckiest man alive?

Posted on 5/24/17 at 2:04 pm
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
21898 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 2:04 pm
Obviously he's seen goldennugget's dating advice videos.

NY Post

quote:

A man and two women who live as a threesome have announced they are expecting a baby — and insist that “three parents are better than two.”
Adam Lyons was dubbed “the luckiest man alive” because he shares his life with two girlfriends, Brooke Shedd and Jane Shalakhova.
Lyons is already the father of Shedd’s son, Dante, now 2, but now the London-born dad is expecting a baby boy with Shalakhova.

quote:

Shalakhova added: “Absolutely we still make time to go to strip clubs together. We just hang out and have fun there.”
“With three people around, it’s easy to schedule in fun activities. We always make sure we have time to do fun things together and have weekly date nights.”
“Adam, Brooke and I still sleep in the same super-king-size bed together — it still gets very hot and sweaty with the three of us.


Posted by FearTheFish
Member since Dec 2007
3759 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 2:05 pm to
I bet when they're upset he doesn't feel like the luckiest man alive.
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28897 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 2:05 pm to
no because he is dealing with 2x the BSC.

and this shite never works out. ever.
Posted by LakeViewLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2009
17730 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 2:05 pm to
He kind of looks like goldennugget.

This post was edited on 5/24/17 at 2:17 pm
Posted by DaTroof
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2015
976 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 2:06 pm to
1,3,2
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
21898 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 2:06 pm to
True. Probably could be hell on him if they're both PMS'ing at the same time
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
38735 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 2:06 pm to
I can tell which one is a good mom and which is good in the sack.

Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78081 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 2:07 pm to
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 2:07 pm to
wtf is this?


no homo
This post was edited on 5/24/17 at 2:11 pm
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11228 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 2:08 pm to
It means he's gonna be stuck with 2 women he's tired of banging, instead of just one.
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43119 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 2:09 pm to
Goofy looking bastard. Must have cock like two hump camel.
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
21898 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 2:09 pm to
quote:

ETA: Also, since one is pregnant, the other girl will be out of the picture soon. At least he got the hot one pregnant.


He's already got a kid with the other one.
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
14814 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 2:10 pm to
For 12 weeks a year he isn't
Posted by ByePolar
Slidell
Member since Apr 2017
149 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 2:11 pm to
Too many hormones under one roof, something is going to give...
Posted by jdeval1
Member since Dec 2009
7525 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 2:11 pm to
That's going to end in disaster for that guy
Posted by Emteein
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2011
3887 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 2:13 pm to
quote:

He's already got a kid with the other one.


Antonio Cromartie must really be lucky then?
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35491 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 2:13 pm to
Nothing lucky about living with two women.
Posted by TeddyPadillac
Member since Dec 2010
25553 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 2:13 pm to
quote:

For 12 weeks a year he isn't



Sounds like he gets a hottie sucking his dick and another hottie sitting on his face for 12 weeks a year.
Posted by FearTheFish
Member since Dec 2007
3759 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 2:14 pm to
quote:

wtf is this?


Glad I'm not the only one who noticed that as well
Posted by FearTheFish
Member since Dec 2007
3759 posts
Posted on 5/24/17 at 2:15 pm to
quote:

Sounds like he gets a hottie sucking his dick and another hottie sitting on his face for 12 weeks a year.


You've never lived with a woman, have you?
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