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Posted on 4/13/25 at 4:20 pm
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Oct 2007
23051 posts
Posted on 4/13/25 at 4:20 pm
So, if you take a flight from Managua to the Corn Islands (beautiful place to get a diving certification for cheap). You will board a small dozen or so seater plane. You will walk across the tarmac to board the plane and hanging from the tail of the plane will be a stick.

If that stick touches the ground, the plane doesn't take off. It's overweight. They will then toss a fat person off the plane or force people to leave their luggage behind.

It works.

I'm always amazed when people come up with very simple solutions to what could be viewed as complex problem requiring a calculator or an expensive tool.

Got any good ones?

Posted by PerplenGold
TX
Member since Nov 2021
1850 posts
Posted on 4/13/25 at 4:22 pm to
When my beer is empty I grab another.
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
61332 posts
Posted on 4/13/25 at 4:28 pm to
They can't get a scale and a calculator on Corn Island?
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
39718 posts
Posted on 4/13/25 at 4:29 pm to
Plimsoll line on the side of ships. Same premise
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
10281 posts
Posted on 4/13/25 at 5:41 pm to
High tech expensive NASA pen vs Russian pencil.
This post was edited on 4/13/25 at 6:01 pm
Posted by Thracken13
Aft Cargo Hold of Serenity
Member since Feb 2010
18129 posts
Posted on 4/13/25 at 5:52 pm to
Williston, ND does something similar - if it is a full flight, they will only fuel the jet to get to Bismarck, and then refuel and continue to Denver.

if it is a full flight, they will board everyone and then asses things - and if need be, get volunteers to deplane and then will depart.

the runway in Williston doesn't have a lot of room at either end of the runway for mistakes - Walmart at one end and apartments at the other
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
70000 posts
Posted on 4/13/25 at 5:54 pm to
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
28321 posts
Posted on 4/13/25 at 5:56 pm to
quote:

If that stick touches the ground, the plane doesn't take off. It's overweight.


That stick doesn't directly tell you whether the plane is overweight or not, it gives an indication of the weight distribution fore and aft of the pivot.

Posted by 6R12
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2005
10341 posts
Posted on 4/13/25 at 10:04 pm to
quote:

They can't get a scale and a calculator on Corn Island?


They do have a scale, it's a stick on a the back of the plane.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
70190 posts
Posted on 4/13/25 at 10:13 pm to
Shadows are suspect, pic is suspect.
Posted by RFFJR
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2015
19 posts
Posted on 4/13/25 at 10:36 pm to
That’s funny, but the tail stand is there because they load bags first, and in this plane the bags go in the rear and with no people the plane would sit on its tail
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
28696 posts
Posted on 4/14/25 at 2:47 am to
quote:

High tech expensive NASA pen vs Russian pencil.


You do realize that's false? The russians didn't use a pencil.

Shards of graphite floating around in zero G is bad news.
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
10281 posts
Posted on 4/14/25 at 6:54 am to
I heard it was false but there’s probably some truth to how the two countries approach problems differently.
Posted by Screaming Viking
Member since Jul 2013
5263 posts
Posted on 4/14/25 at 6:59 am to


Used to have one of those at the camp. A lot of truth on there. Always thought there should be something on there about “headache, go back to sleep”.
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
14466 posts
Posted on 4/14/25 at 7:04 am to
quote:

High tech expensive NASA pen vs Russian pencil.

Seems like that would require a Russian pencil sharpener.

And don’t get me started on those Russian erasers.
Posted by Ash Williams
South of i-10
Member since May 2009
18410 posts
Posted on 4/14/25 at 7:08 am to
Google “Moser lamps”

This post was edited on 4/14/25 at 7:27 am
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