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re: Los Zetas hitwoman who like necrophilia

Posted on 7/13/16 at 1:58 pm to
Posted by LSUTigersVCURams
Member since Jul 2014
21940 posts
Posted on 7/13/16 at 1:58 pm to
quote:

IWHI
Posted by Perrydawg
Middle Ga Area
Member since Jan 2014
5133 posts
Posted on 7/13/16 at 1:59 pm to
What level would she be on the Crazy/Hot Matrix
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 7/13/16 at 1:59 pm to
I would not.

Those Zetas sure aren't lacking in the creative murder department. Is there a class for this shite or something? Or just kinda sorta like King of the Mountain who can kill the weirdest?
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
36331 posts
Posted on 7/13/16 at 2:00 pm to
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Still can't get over my loss of that avi (minus the text).
Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
19285 posts
Posted on 7/13/16 at 2:01 pm to
Loco caliente, hombre.
Posted by link
Member since Feb 2009
19945 posts
Posted on 7/13/16 at 2:02 pm to
quote:

WYHI
over my dead body
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
44902 posts
Posted on 7/13/16 at 2:02 pm to
quote:

using the severed heads as well as the rest of their bodies to pleasure herself'.


If she can fit a severed head in there I wouldn't stand a chance.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
29601 posts
Posted on 7/13/16 at 2:03 pm to
I guarantee you Juana would never know you were there.

Arbys roast beef for sure
Posted by Perrydawg
Middle Ga Area
Member since Jan 2014
5133 posts
Posted on 7/13/16 at 2:05 pm to
I wonder if the beheaded is think "Doesn't Matter Had Sex"
Posted by Bootyrich
Mandeville
Member since Jan 2015
1189 posts
Posted on 7/13/16 at 2:08 pm to
AHHAHAHA

frick no.
Posted by SetTheMood
The Red Stick
Member since Jul 2012
3182 posts
Posted on 7/13/16 at 2:10 pm to
My Uncle Larry always said, "if she flicks the bean(er) with a dead man's tongue, she'll let you put it in her butt."

Based on that, IWHI.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
44902 posts
Posted on 7/13/16 at 2:12 pm to
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"if she flicks the bean(er) with a dead man's tongue, she'll let you put it in her butt."



Bum would have really brought that home.
This post was edited on 7/13/16 at 2:13 pm
Posted by 4WHLN
Drinking at the Cottage Inn
Member since Mar 2013
7638 posts
Posted on 7/13/16 at 2:12 pm to
Kinky! Daddy likes
Posted by bamarep
Member since Nov 2013
52562 posts
Posted on 7/13/16 at 2:13 pm to
wonder if that's a fast and furious gun she's holding
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25427 posts
Posted on 7/13/16 at 2:13 pm to
She's sexy. I don't know, man. Probably, but it would be a bad decision.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
21860 posts
Posted on 7/13/16 at 2:37 pm to
IWHI while she is tied down with no chance of grabbing a weapon and killing me and cutting my head off!
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38339 posts
Posted on 7/13/16 at 3:03 pm to
The comments under the article are a little depressing. Seems like a lot of people think she's in a US prison, although the DM did a poor job with the article.
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22346 posts
Posted on 7/13/16 at 3:11 pm to


It would be tempting to hit it.
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
38053 posts
Posted on 7/13/16 at 3:19 pm to
Looks a little like the daughter from Modern Family in that first pic.

(Sara Hyland?)
Posted by DoUrden
UnderDark
Member since Oct 2011
26184 posts
Posted on 7/13/16 at 3:19 pm to
How does one have sex with a dead man, do you get an erection when you die?
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