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Little dogs pee higher to make themselves seem more intimidating

Posted on 8/28/18 at 6:19 am
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
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Posted on 8/28/18 at 6:19 am
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“Assuming body size is a proxy for competitive ability, small adult male dogs may place urine marks higher, relative to their own body size, than larger adult male dogs to exaggerate their competitive ability,” the authors explained.


Could you imagine going to work everyday and measuring the height of dog pee on a wall?

I wonder if the tire size on f250s has a correlation to exaggerated competitive abilities.

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Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
33146 posts
Posted on 8/28/18 at 6:33 am to
There is a high correlation between male insecurity and F250 ownership.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
33054 posts
Posted on 8/28/18 at 6:38 am to
My male dog squats when he pees about half the time.
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 8/28/18 at 6:40 am to
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My male dog squats when he pees about half the time.


how big is he? my male is about 105 lbs and in the mornings when I wake him up he squats and in the evening he lifts a leg lol
Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
31030 posts
Posted on 8/28/18 at 6:43 am to
Our dog use to squat. Then we took in an old Rottweiler. Once our dog saw him lifting his leg he too began to lift his leg everytime. They are best friends.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
33054 posts
Posted on 8/28/18 at 6:51 am to
37 lb corgi. He barely qualifies as a dog though. More of a counterproductive food Roomba.
Posted by loweralabamatrojan
Lower Alabama
Member since Oct 2006
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Posted on 8/28/18 at 7:02 am to
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More of a counterproductive food Roomba.


Nice.
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 8/28/18 at 7:35 am to
quote:

More of a counterproductive food Roomba.


LMAO THEY ALL ARE
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
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Posted on 8/28/18 at 7:38 am to
quote:

My male dog squats when he pees about half the time.


Maybe he's transgendered
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
33054 posts
Posted on 8/28/18 at 7:41 am to
I mean, he is post-op
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 8/28/18 at 10:53 am to
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I mean, he is post-op


call him caitlyn.

I had a terrier mix, she got killed by coyotes last thursday ( :( ) that was built like a male dog but was female. I named her Caitlyn Jenner lol
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 8/28/18 at 10:56 am to
quote:

Little dogs pee higher


Shocking!

Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 8/28/18 at 10:59 am to
This is like several OTards

Those with threatening sig quotes and threaten to track down others posters and have them beaten
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Member since Jun 2004
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Posted on 8/28/18 at 10:59 am to
This is like several OTards

Those with threatening sig quotes and threaten to track down others posters and have them beaten
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198013 posts
Posted on 8/28/18 at 11:05 am to
I'll post it again for the down votes bitch
Posted by idlewatcher
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Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 8/28/18 at 11:34 am to
quote:

small adult male dogs may place urine marks higher, relative to their own body size, than larger adult male dogs to exaggerate their competitive ability


It's like having truck nutz on a Ford Ranger
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 8/28/18 at 11:39 am to
My 75 lb dog hasn't lifted his leg since we cut his balls off.

He's 7 now and he doesn't even squat when he pees, he just stops walking and a stream comes out.

He's a lazy SOB, but he's the goddamn man.
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30152 posts
Posted on 8/28/18 at 12:13 pm to
quote:

“Assuming body size is a proxy for competitive ability, small adult male dogs may place urine marks higher, relative to their own body size, than larger adult male dogs to exaggerate their competitive ability,” the authors explained.


umm no, writer is ignorant

small dogs pee higher because when marking their area it must be high enough to cover up where other dogs have peed

its pretty straight forward common sense but idiots like this writer try to attach human thought process to dogs when dogs dont give a frick about shite like that
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 8/28/18 at 1:08 pm to
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its pretty straight forward common sense but idiots like this writer try to attach human thought process to dogs when dogs dont give a frick about shite like that



how do you know that there was urine smell on where the dogs were pissing in the study? they could have been marking fresh or did i miss where it said that lol
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Member since Jul 2009
50933 posts
Posted on 8/28/18 at 1:12 pm to
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