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re: List of 100 men vs 1 Gorilla. Thoughts?
Posted on 5/4/25 at 12:25 am to themaestro
Posted on 5/4/25 at 12:25 am to themaestro
Motherfricker the public is dumb. I’ve heard of this premise from others that follow social media. It’s completely inane and subjective.
Give me the right 25-40 long term or life/death sentence inmates with promise of pardon vs the ape.
Give me the right 25-40 long term or life/death sentence inmates with promise of pardon vs the ape.
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Posted on 5/4/25 at 7:42 pm to PerryWinkleBlue
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This post was edited on 5/4/25 at 7:44 pm
Posted on 5/4/25 at 9:01 pm to themaestro
i think the Gorilla would tire out about 70 or so men into the fight
Posted on 5/4/25 at 9:11 pm to themaestro
This post was edited on 5/4/25 at 9:13 pm
Posted on 5/5/25 at 12:51 pm to themaestro
No:
Maximus Decimus Meridius
William Wallace
Conan the Barbarian
John Rambo
Kyle Reece
John Connor
Neo
Tom Hardy
John Wick
Your list is garbage.
Maximus Decimus Meridius
William Wallace
Conan the Barbarian
John Rambo
Kyle Reece
John Connor
Neo
Tom Hardy
John Wick
Your list is garbage.
Posted on 5/5/25 at 12:53 pm to AuburnTigers
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i think the Gorilla would tire out about 70 or so men into the fight
Yes. After it literally killed a couple dozen men.
Once it tires, what is the strategy for a death blow with only your bare hands?
Posted on 5/6/25 at 5:51 pm to themaestro
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Let’s say you got 100 average men. No weapons. No training. Just fear in their eyes and dad bods in their way.
Then you got ONE full-grown silverback gorilla—600 pounds of pure rage, muscle, and tree-rippin’ power.
Now here comes the math…
Outta those 100 men, maybe 25% don’t even show up once they see the gorilla. That’s 25 cowards eliminated immediately.
Then you got 33 1/3% of ‘em tryin’ to talk it out—they’re done.
Another 20% just stand there frozen, pissing their pants.
Now you're left with about 21 guys, panicked, half-committed, and getting LAUNCHED like lawn darts.
But what if Big Poppa Pump’s in the mix? You just tipped the freakin’ scale.
Now it's not 100 men vs 1 gorilla… it’s 1 gorilla vs the Genetic Freak. And that spells disaster for that Gorilla.
Posted on 5/6/25 at 7:21 pm to themaestro
I realize that your list a bit tongue-in-cheek, but you gotta include some badasses who actually kill game in the wild: Massai warriors who hunt and kill adult lions with a spear.
Posted on 5/6/25 at 7:43 pm to themaestro
Take the two baddest prisoners from every state other than Hawaii that provides just one. Probably more entertaining than the Angola rodeo.
Posted on 5/6/25 at 8:16 pm to LSUtoBOOT
Take 100 prisoners on death row in the US. Tell them that if they defeat the gorilla and survive, then they get out of death sentence and prison. Sell tickets to the arena and make it pay per view. Use all proceeds to make upgrades to prison. That would make billions. That'd be the biggest sporting event, more so than the Super Bowl. It'd have all positives. Money for prison. Huge entertainment.
It'd give prisoners the chance at life again. I would pay at least $100 to see that.
It'd give prisoners the chance at life again. I would pay at least $100 to see that.
This post was edited on 5/6/25 at 8:18 pm
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