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List of 100 men vs 1 Gorilla. Thoughts?
Posted on 5/2/25 at 4:04 pm
Posted on 5/2/25 at 4:04 pm
1. Darren Sharper (most hardest hitting safety in the league)
2. Ray Lewis( has killed before)
3. Patrick Wills(maybe give the gorilla cte?)
4. Jon Jones (on coke of course)
5. Brock Lesnar ( pre usada)
6. Giannis ( he’s tall af and strong)
7. Shaq ( do I really need to explain this one)
8. Prime Mike Tyson ( also on coke)
9. Connor McGregor ( worried about this one as he might side with the gorilla)
10-11. Khabib and Islam (has anybody check the gorilla grappling)
12. Merab Dvalishvili ( crazy enough to be the first person to attack)
13. Kimbo Slice ( bringing him back from the dead for this one)
14. Eddie Hall (he’s huge)
15. The Rock ( could possibly take out the gorilla with the peoples elbow)
16. John Cena ( gorilla can’t see him either)
17. Arron Donald ( four point stance type shite)
18. Ndamukong Suh ( expert at stomping)
19. Derrick Henry ( stiff arm that mfer)
20. James Johnson ( I don’t even think the gorilla would want to fw him)
21. Chad Johnson ( on viagra)
22. Shannon Sharpe ( in light of recent allegations)
23-24. Kane & Undertaker (choke slam and tombstone pile driver combo)
25-29 The Jackson Five ( crazy footwork and voices, might overstimulate the gorilla)
30.Bruce Lee ( probably will do some crazy kicking shite)
31. Khamzat Chimaev ( he’s actually insane)
32. David Ortiz (all I need to say is Big Papi )
33-34. Joey Chestnut and Kobayashi( when we need to bite)
35. Rocky Balboa (epic post fight speech and training arc)
36. Ivan drago ( has also killed before, RIP Apollo Creed)
37. Aaron Hernandez ( will probably go for the balls)
38. Alexander the Great ( massacred many people)
39. Genghis Khan ( ruthless, and powerful)
40. Joe Rogan( he has a nasty spinning back kick and a BJJ black belt, also knows everything)
41. Lawrence Taylor (hopefully can break one leg)
42. Tom Cruise ( what can’t he do)
43. Mark Henry ( the worlds strongest man)
44. Joe Thomas ( Mr Consistent)
45. Adrian Peterson ( specialist in beating)
46. Marshawn Lynch ( will run through the mfers face, also there so he won’t get fined)
47. Draymond green ( ball kicking expert, also hot headed)
48-50. Jordan, Pippen, Rodman (super powered trio)
51-52. LeBron and Bronny ( father son duo)
53. Francis Ngannou ( also another no brainer)
54. Johnny Manziel ( make sure he parties hard the night before)
55. Tarrell Suggs (former #55 and sb Champ)
56-57. The Hardy Brothers (gorilla not ready for the swanton bomb)
58. Rey Mysterio ( similar to 56, not ready for the 619)
59. Chael Sonnen (greatest arms, best charms, and the one who’ll do a lot of harm)
60. Ron Artest ( before name change)
61-70. 10 Extreme Liberals ( they will be second sacrifices to wear out the gorilla)
71-80. 10 Navy Seals (tactical awareness and strategy)
81-90. 10 Sumo Wrestlers ( they will help hold it down
91-99. 9 Legit Crack Addicts (super human strength, and first wave volunteers)
100. Chuck Norris ( by popular demand, and the nail in the coffin)
100% guaranteed win with this squad
2. Ray Lewis( has killed before)
3. Patrick Wills(maybe give the gorilla cte?)
4. Jon Jones (on coke of course)
5. Brock Lesnar ( pre usada)
6. Giannis ( he’s tall af and strong)
7. Shaq ( do I really need to explain this one)
8. Prime Mike Tyson ( also on coke)
9. Connor McGregor ( worried about this one as he might side with the gorilla)
10-11. Khabib and Islam (has anybody check the gorilla grappling)
12. Merab Dvalishvili ( crazy enough to be the first person to attack)
13. Kimbo Slice ( bringing him back from the dead for this one)
14. Eddie Hall (he’s huge)
15. The Rock ( could possibly take out the gorilla with the peoples elbow)
16. John Cena ( gorilla can’t see him either)
17. Arron Donald ( four point stance type shite)
18. Ndamukong Suh ( expert at stomping)
19. Derrick Henry ( stiff arm that mfer)
20. James Johnson ( I don’t even think the gorilla would want to fw him)
21. Chad Johnson ( on viagra)
22. Shannon Sharpe ( in light of recent allegations)
23-24. Kane & Undertaker (choke slam and tombstone pile driver combo)
25-29 The Jackson Five ( crazy footwork and voices, might overstimulate the gorilla)
30.Bruce Lee ( probably will do some crazy kicking shite)
31. Khamzat Chimaev ( he’s actually insane)
32. David Ortiz (all I need to say is Big Papi )
33-34. Joey Chestnut and Kobayashi( when we need to bite)
35. Rocky Balboa (epic post fight speech and training arc)
36. Ivan drago ( has also killed before, RIP Apollo Creed)
37. Aaron Hernandez ( will probably go for the balls)
38. Alexander the Great ( massacred many people)
39. Genghis Khan ( ruthless, and powerful)
40. Joe Rogan( he has a nasty spinning back kick and a BJJ black belt, also knows everything)
41. Lawrence Taylor (hopefully can break one leg)
42. Tom Cruise ( what can’t he do)
43. Mark Henry ( the worlds strongest man)
44. Joe Thomas ( Mr Consistent)
45. Adrian Peterson ( specialist in beating)
46. Marshawn Lynch ( will run through the mfers face, also there so he won’t get fined)
47. Draymond green ( ball kicking expert, also hot headed)
48-50. Jordan, Pippen, Rodman (super powered trio)
51-52. LeBron and Bronny ( father son duo)
53. Francis Ngannou ( also another no brainer)
54. Johnny Manziel ( make sure he parties hard the night before)
55. Tarrell Suggs (former #55 and sb Champ)
56-57. The Hardy Brothers (gorilla not ready for the swanton bomb)
58. Rey Mysterio ( similar to 56, not ready for the 619)
59. Chael Sonnen (greatest arms, best charms, and the one who’ll do a lot of harm)
60. Ron Artest ( before name change)
61-70. 10 Extreme Liberals ( they will be second sacrifices to wear out the gorilla)
71-80. 10 Navy Seals (tactical awareness and strategy)
81-90. 10 Sumo Wrestlers ( they will help hold it down
91-99. 9 Legit Crack Addicts (super human strength, and first wave volunteers)
100. Chuck Norris ( by popular demand, and the nail in the coffin)
100% guaranteed win with this squad
This post was edited on 5/2/25 at 4:16 pm
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Posted on 5/2/25 at 4:05 pm to themaestro
No Chuck Norris. List is shite.
Posted on 5/2/25 at 4:07 pm to themaestro
Social media is so fckng stupid 80% of the time.
That's all i got.
That's all i got.
Posted on 5/2/25 at 4:07 pm to 214
Fair point, he was a little before my time
Posted on 5/2/25 at 4:08 pm to themaestro
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This post was edited on 5/2/25 at 10:44 pm
Posted on 5/2/25 at 4:08 pm to themaestro
Darren Sharper could drug and rape it.
Posted on 5/2/25 at 4:10 pm to 214
quote:
No Chuck Norris. List is shite.
The right thing to do was put Chuck at like #99 and then when everyone was like no#97, no #98, and they look @ #99 GAME OVER MR.GORILLA
Posted on 5/2/25 at 4:11 pm to Shexter
Chuck ain't even breaking a sweat 
Posted on 5/2/25 at 4:13 pm to FLBooGoTigs1
Tom Cruise is 4 feet tall.
Posted on 5/2/25 at 4:14 pm to themaestro
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This post was edited on 5/3/25 at 9:47 am
Posted on 5/2/25 at 4:16 pm to themaestro
quote:
Darren Sharper (most hardest hitting safety in the league)
Obligatory but... I put da team on my back doe
Posted on 5/2/25 at 4:18 pm to ManBearTiger
Glad someone got it
Posted on 5/2/25 at 4:32 pm to themaestro
quote:
33-34. Joey Chestnut and Kobayashi( when we need to bite)
Posted on 5/2/25 at 4:33 pm to themaestro
quote:
Fair point, he was a little before my time
No, you were a little after his time.
If you know what's good for you...
Posted on 5/2/25 at 4:34 pm to Shexter
OP cited #33 and 34 "Joey Chestnut and Kobayashi ( when we need to bite)".
Is AI up to it?
Is AI up to it?
Posted on 5/2/25 at 4:42 pm to themaestro
Jordan Davis
Posted on 5/2/25 at 5:00 pm to themaestro
Somebody has way too much time on their hands. Must be living in mama's basement waiting for her to bring in the Pizza Rolls and can of Coke with nothing else to do..................
Posted on 5/2/25 at 5:02 pm to themaestro
Gorilla will frick up 100 men. Men feel pain and have fear of pain.
Backed into attacked silverback won’t feel anything in defense mode.
Humans showing any precaution / tentativeness would be all gorilla would need to destroy them all.
Harambe would dismember every one of them.
Backed into attacked silverback won’t feel anything in defense mode.
Humans showing any precaution / tentativeness would be all gorilla would need to destroy them all.
Harambe would dismember every one of them.
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