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re: Lingerie model marries herself to preach ‘self-love’

Posted on 9/15/21 at 12:51 pm to
Posted by pankReb
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Posted on 9/15/21 at 12:51 pm to
Don't give a shite about whatever that thing is but my question is does she get any tax benefits out of this because I'll go do this right fricking now.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
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Posted on 9/15/21 at 12:51 pm to
Butterface.

IWNMI.
Posted by carhartt
Member since Feb 2013
7721 posts
Posted on 9/15/21 at 12:53 pm to
Would she divorce herself if she has sex with another person??

Would that be considered cheating or adultery?

Would her having sex with someone be considered a 3 way?
This post was edited on 9/15/21 at 12:54 pm
Posted by LSUDVM1999
North Carolina
Member since Aug 2010
2085 posts
Posted on 9/15/21 at 12:54 pm to
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that she gives herself A LOT of self-love.
Posted by DemonKA3268
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Posted on 9/15/21 at 12:55 pm to
quote:

Would she divorce herself if she has sex with another person?? Would that be considered cheating or adultery? Would her having sex with someone be considered a 3 way?


Three important questions.

As long as she is always put first it is okay.
This post was edited on 9/15/21 at 12:57 pm
Posted by fancy like applebees
Member since Sep 2021
179 posts
Posted on 9/15/21 at 12:56 pm to
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Balls deep. No regrets.
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
37811 posts
Posted on 9/15/21 at 12:57 pm to
quote:

Don't give a shite about whatever that thing is but my question is does she get any tax benefits out of this because I'll go do this right fricking now.


I was over here contemplating if I could still register for bougie toasters and blenders and stuff
Posted by white perch
the bright, happy side of hell
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 9/15/21 at 12:59 pm to
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Balls deep. No regrets


One honest man among an army of virgin boys.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90636 posts
Posted on 9/15/21 at 12:59 pm to
Now that she is married she will no longer be able to frick herself because of constant headaches
Posted by Tubedog13
Member since May 2009
3505 posts
Posted on 9/15/21 at 1:05 pm to
Nothing screams self love more than having dozens of cosmetic surgeries because you're not happy enough with your natural self.
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
22172 posts
Posted on 9/15/21 at 1:19 pm to
Gross
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
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Posted on 9/15/21 at 1:21 pm to


Somebody fark Coach O behind her

Posted by wasteland
City of peace
Member since Apr 2011
5600 posts
Posted on 9/15/21 at 1:21 pm to
#Attentionnwhore
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26606 posts
Posted on 9/15/21 at 1:23 pm to
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Lingerie model marries herself to preach attention seeking


FIFY

Side Note: she's probably the only person who could put up with her shite...
This post was edited on 9/15/21 at 1:25 pm
Posted by Mindenfan
Minden
Member since Sep 2006
4786 posts
Posted on 9/15/21 at 1:27 pm to
She's gonna cheat on herself with the quickness.
Posted by lsusteve1
Member since Dec 2004
41922 posts
Posted on 9/15/21 at 1:29 pm to
Of horse she did
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119197 posts
Posted on 9/15/21 at 1:37 pm to
That's a dude
Posted by mtntiger
Asheville, NC
Member since Oct 2003
26641 posts
Posted on 9/15/21 at 1:42 pm to
So if she ever has partner, does that mean she cheated on herself?

If she wants a divorce, does she hire two lawyers?
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
33485 posts
Posted on 9/15/21 at 1:44 pm to
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Lingerie model marries herself to preach ‘self-love’


So if I tell her/him/it to go frick her/him/it self, then she/he/it wouldn't be offended...
Posted by DemonKA3268
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Member since Oct 2015
19197 posts
Posted on 9/15/21 at 1:46 pm to
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So if I tell her/him/it to go frick her/him/it self, then she/he/it wouldn't be offended...


You wouldn't think so.
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