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re: Lighten Up with Laughter: Do your part, with a joke!

Posted on 12/19/24 at 11:22 am to
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
96581 posts
Posted on 12/19/24 at 11:22 am to
quote:

Please don't make jokes about the holocost. My great grandfather died in a concentration camp.



Holocaust jokes are inappropriate, Anne Frankly I don’t want to hear another one
Posted by biglosdaddy
south louisiana
Member since May 2007
933 posts
Posted on 12/19/24 at 5:27 pm to
I was going to tell a gay joke, buttfrick it
Posted by Shanegolang
Denham Springs, La
Member since Sep 2015
4324 posts
Posted on 12/19/24 at 6:06 pm to
A teenage guy went to meet his girlfriends dad. They were sitting on the sofa talking and the dad tells the young man that there is something he should know about his daughter since they are obviously serious about each other. The dad tells him his daughter has acute angina. The boy replies "yeah, she has nice tits too".
Posted by Supermoto Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2010
10321 posts
Posted on 12/19/24 at 6:37 pm to
During my last doctor visit, I was instructed to start sitting down when I pee.

I asked, "Why is that Doc?"

The doctor responds, "I don't want you to lift anything heavy."
Posted by Syd
Member since Sep 2012
4064 posts
Posted on 12/19/24 at 6:58 pm to
When Pat Dye died and went to heaven, Jesus took him to house he’d live in for eternity. It was a tiny shack with a little AU flag out front. He looked up on a hill and there was this huge mansion with Bama flags flying everywhere.

Pat says, “Jesus, why does Bear Bryant get that huge mansion and all I get is this shack?”

Jesus say, “That’s not Bear Bryant’s house, that is my house.”
Posted by MISSOURI WALTZ
Wolf Island, MO
Member since Feb 2016
927 posts
Posted on 12/19/24 at 9:09 pm to
Boudreaux and Marie were watching a documentary about Africa on the Discovery Channel.

Marie said, "Look, Boudreaux, the manhood on those African men hang halfway to their knees."

Boudreaux said, "That's nothing. They tie weights onto them to stretch them out."

Marie said, "Well, why don't you try that," and Boudreaux said he would.

About a week later Boudreaux told Marie that the weights were beginning to work.

Marie said, "Really! Is your manhood halfway to your knees?"

Boudreaux said, "Not yet, but it has turned black."
Posted by Catahoula
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
4563 posts
Posted on 12/20/24 at 8:44 am to
??What kind of horses come out after dark? Nightmares.
Posted by Jmcc64
alabama
Member since Apr 2021
1280 posts
Posted on 12/20/24 at 9:19 am to
You heard about the two lesbians who built their house without nails?

It was all tongue 'n groove.
Posted by brsa
Baton Rouge, La.
Member since Sep 2007
1162 posts
Posted on 12/20/24 at 10:07 am to
Boudreaux and Thibodaux fishing along a bank and come across a dog on a pier licking his balls.

Thibodaux says to Boudreaux, "man man I wish I could do dat".
Boudreaux replies, " man Thibodaux, dat dog would bite the shite out you!
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
57351 posts
Posted on 12/20/24 at 10:19 am to
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
96581 posts
Posted on 12/21/24 at 8:36 pm to
What’s the difference between a women’s track team and group of African pygmies?

One is a group of cunning runts and the other is a group of running c-unts
Posted by yakster
Member since Mar 2021
2384 posts
Posted on 12/21/24 at 9:13 pm to
Boudreaux got off work one day and passed by his favorite bar.
He noticed that that fine woman Clotile was there, so he went on in.
He asked Clotile if he could buy her a drink or two and she said sure Boudreaux. After a few drinks, Boudreaux asked Clotile if she wanted to go to his place.
Clotile said, “ I would, but I’m on my menstral cycle.” Boudreaux said,”That’s ok, I’m on my 4 wheeler, we can ride together.”
Posted by dblwall
Member since Jul 2017
493 posts
Posted on 12/21/24 at 9:26 pm to
What's the worst thing about getting your keys locked in your car outside an abortion clinic?


Having to go in to ask for a coat hanger.
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
25385 posts
Posted on 12/21/24 at 9:29 pm to
Look in your pants.
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