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re: Lighten Up with Laughter: Do your part, with a joke!
Posted on 12/19/24 at 11:22 am to mt1
Posted on 12/19/24 at 11:22 am to mt1
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Please don't make jokes about the holocost. My great grandfather died in a concentration camp.
Holocaust jokes are inappropriate, Anne Frankly I don’t want to hear another one
Posted on 12/19/24 at 5:27 pm to deltaland
I was going to tell a gay joke, buttfrick it
Posted on 12/19/24 at 6:06 pm to Lutcher Lad
A teenage guy went to meet his girlfriends dad. They were sitting on the sofa talking and the dad tells the young man that there is something he should know about his daughter since they are obviously serious about each other. The dad tells him his daughter has acute angina. The boy replies "yeah, she has nice tits too".
Posted on 12/19/24 at 6:37 pm to molsusports
During my last doctor visit, I was instructed to start sitting down when I pee.
I asked, "Why is that Doc?"
The doctor responds, "I don't want you to lift anything heavy."
I asked, "Why is that Doc?"
The doctor responds, "I don't want you to lift anything heavy."
Posted on 12/19/24 at 6:58 pm to Supermoto Tiger
When Pat Dye died and went to heaven, Jesus took him to house he’d live in for eternity. It was a tiny shack with a little AU flag out front. He looked up on a hill and there was this huge mansion with Bama flags flying everywhere.
Pat says, “Jesus, why does Bear Bryant get that huge mansion and all I get is this shack?”
Jesus say, “That’s not Bear Bryant’s house, that is my house.”
Pat says, “Jesus, why does Bear Bryant get that huge mansion and all I get is this shack?”
Jesus say, “That’s not Bear Bryant’s house, that is my house.”
Posted on 12/19/24 at 9:09 pm to Lutcher Lad
Boudreaux and Marie were watching a documentary about Africa on the Discovery Channel.
Marie said, "Look, Boudreaux, the manhood on those African men hang halfway to their knees."
Boudreaux said, "That's nothing. They tie weights onto them to stretch them out."
Marie said, "Well, why don't you try that," and Boudreaux said he would.
About a week later Boudreaux told Marie that the weights were beginning to work.
Marie said, "Really! Is your manhood halfway to your knees?"
Boudreaux said, "Not yet, but it has turned black."
Marie said, "Look, Boudreaux, the manhood on those African men hang halfway to their knees."
Boudreaux said, "That's nothing. They tie weights onto them to stretch them out."
Marie said, "Well, why don't you try that," and Boudreaux said he would.
About a week later Boudreaux told Marie that the weights were beginning to work.
Marie said, "Really! Is your manhood halfway to your knees?"
Boudreaux said, "Not yet, but it has turned black."
Posted on 12/20/24 at 8:44 am to MISSOURI WALTZ
??What kind of horses come out after dark? Nightmares.
Posted on 12/20/24 at 9:19 am to Catahoula
You heard about the two lesbians who built their house without nails?
It was all tongue 'n groove.
It was all tongue 'n groove.
Posted on 12/20/24 at 10:07 am to Lutcher Lad
Boudreaux and Thibodaux fishing along a bank and come across a dog on a pier licking his balls.
Thibodaux says to Boudreaux, "man man I wish I could do dat".
Boudreaux replies, " man Thibodaux, dat dog would bite the shite out you!
Thibodaux says to Boudreaux, "man man I wish I could do dat".
Boudreaux replies, " man Thibodaux, dat dog would bite the shite out you!
Posted on 12/21/24 at 8:36 pm to deltaland
What’s the difference between a women’s track team and group of African pygmies?
One is a group of cunning runts and the other is a group of running c-unts
One is a group of cunning runts and the other is a group of running c-unts
Posted on 12/21/24 at 9:13 pm to MISSOURI WALTZ
Boudreaux got off work one day and passed by his favorite bar.
He noticed that that fine woman Clotile was there, so he went on in.
He asked Clotile if he could buy her a drink or two and she said sure Boudreaux. After a few drinks, Boudreaux asked Clotile if she wanted to go to his place.
Clotile said, “ I would, but I’m on my menstral cycle.” Boudreaux said,”That’s ok, I’m on my 4 wheeler, we can ride together.”
He noticed that that fine woman Clotile was there, so he went on in.
He asked Clotile if he could buy her a drink or two and she said sure Boudreaux. After a few drinks, Boudreaux asked Clotile if she wanted to go to his place.
Clotile said, “ I would, but I’m on my menstral cycle.” Boudreaux said,”That’s ok, I’m on my 4 wheeler, we can ride together.”
Posted on 12/21/24 at 9:26 pm to yakster
What's the worst thing about getting your keys locked in your car outside an abortion clinic?
Having to go in to ask for a coat hanger.
Having to go in to ask for a coat hanger.
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