re: Liberty Mutual commercial with the son that cant change a flat tire

Some people are just three dimensionally challenged. I have zero mechanical anolity. I could change a flat but if you give me all day I could not figure out how to change windshield wipers. Kind of like being dyslexic with shapes. Kind of sucks

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Newer cars have the spare tires hidden and bolted in with some rubics cube shite that makes changing the tire completely cluster frick.

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They also have these bullshite anti-theft lug nuts that are crappily made and strip easily.

Scruffy had a blowout and went to change the tire and the fricking “anti-theft key” strips. Couldn’t get it to latch.

Scruffy had to go rent a damn tow trailer to pull his car to the shop.

Had them remove all the bullshite “anti-theft nuts” and put normal ones.

My daughter and I changed a flat on a tractor this morning in the rain. If I’m dressed appropriately I’m changing it. If not I’ll call someone. My kids know how to change a tire as well as keep air pressure up and they keep their vehicles clean as well.

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If not I’ll call someone.

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I’m sure your husband is the first one you’d call.

I keep thinking. Teach your damn son to change a tire.

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I think the mom is hot.

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I kept thinking that I'd seen her before. This may be her. Catherine Kamei

Just read the manual

Strong family values is kryptonite to liberals.

See, if junior had been outside playing as a kid they would have had a bicycle, and would have had to first learn how to change the tire and put the chain back on, and so would have had to learn about hand tools, and that might have moved on to changing a tire on a go cart or motorbike, and if nothing else, it would have empowered them to realize they were not helpless little lambs, but were actually big boys growing into men, and they could handle something as mundane as changing a damn tire for goodness sake. But alas, they were inside playing with video games, and Barbie dolls for all we know, and never had the opportunity to develop any of the most basic skill sets to becoming a man, and were always the dependent ones that mommy and daddy had to wet nurse through life, and eventually grew up to having to depend upon everyone else to perform the most basic tasks in life.

Yeah, that's a bad one. The other one I can't stand is the Allstate (I think) one where the parents are in bed (the dad looks like a mega cuck douche) and the limp-wristed son is trying to explain the dent in the car. Dad sits there looking like a turd while mom sets the weak-arse punishment.