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re: Let's Talk Baby Names, with Moms and Dads.

Posted on 1/5/19 at 5:39 pm to
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
35966 posts
Posted on 1/5/19 at 5:39 pm to
Let’s talk about these names. I’m a teacher and can reassure all of you that every one of these kids will have their extremely unique and creative, culturally significant names reduced to a two syllable moniker like DD, JR or KD.

It’s only an issue on the first day of school.


ETA: A wise man once said “stick to Kings and queens of England. There’ll never be a president Katniss”.
This post was edited on 1/5/19 at 5:41 pm
Posted by Merck
Tuscaloosa
Member since Nov 2009
1693 posts
Posted on 1/5/19 at 5:54 pm to
quote:

Let’s talk about these names. I’m a teacher and can reassure all of you that every one of these kids will have their extremely unique and creative, culturally significant names reduced to a two syllable moniker like DD, JR or KD.


You've got a point there. All the temps that come in at work with these unique names all say "just call me Deedee" or Shae, or Yaz.....etc.
Posted by slaughlin
North Dad Gum Louisiana
Member since Apr 2008
3200 posts
Posted on 1/5/19 at 6:08 pm to
Ate her placenta??? Does she not shave her pits and legs too? Yikes I must be getting old
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
38757 posts
Posted on 1/5/19 at 6:12 pm to
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Ate her placenta???


Mom probably saw Kim Kardashian do this and decided she should do this too
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
51944 posts
Posted on 1/5/19 at 6:14 pm to
This reminds me of the Key and Peele football intro bits.
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
29734 posts
Posted on 1/5/19 at 6:16 pm to
I wanted to name my kid Cyle, pronounced “sea aisle,” but my wife was not having it. I have all the creativity and she has all the pussy.
Posted by meaux5
New York, NY
Member since Sep 2010
11031 posts
Posted on 1/5/19 at 6:24 pm to
Dwight was right...we need a new plague
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
132599 posts
Posted on 1/5/19 at 6:27 pm to
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Renly


Good historical Baratheon name
Posted by HoustonChick86
Catalina Wine Mixer
Member since Dec 2009
59320 posts
Posted on 1/5/19 at 6:33 pm to
I think I picked a good name.

Brooks Edwin
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 1/5/19 at 6:33 pm to
I love that name and it suits him.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 1/5/19 at 6:36 pm to
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Brooks Edwin



Just curious, are those family names?
Posted by HoustonChick86
Catalina Wine Mixer
Member since Dec 2009
59320 posts
Posted on 1/5/19 at 7:46 pm to
Edwin is a family name. Brooks is just something we both liked for a first name.
Posted by nola000
Lacombe, LA
Member since Dec 2014
13139 posts
Posted on 1/5/19 at 9:04 pm to
quote:

I think I picked a good name.

Brooks




Posted by Choctaw
Pumpin' Sunshine
Member since Jul 2007
77774 posts
Posted on 1/5/19 at 9:10 pm to
My daughter's name is Eve. My son's name will be Luke. Pretty simple and I like biblical names.
This post was edited on 1/5/19 at 9:12 pm
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135024 posts
Posted on 1/5/19 at 9:58 pm to
There really should be a naming board.

For the good of the children, protect them from a future of job applications being thrown in the garbage because their idiot parents thought naming them Kang Emperor D’Umbrayrious or Jaxxylynne Whyvonne sounded cute.


I’m sorry Breighxton, no amount of travel ball is gonna get you hired.

And Shonda’N’qyia...you won’t even get a call back from wal-Mart.


And it isn’t your fault. I don’t believe children should suffer for the sins of their forebears. So we need a naming commission.

Educated people who can look, and send back Germainiun Queefara with a big fat REJECTED stamp.

You’re Steven James now. You’ll thank us in 18 years.
Posted by Wally Sparks
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2013
32881 posts
Posted on 1/5/19 at 11:19 pm to
I hate this world
Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
33146 posts
Posted on 1/5/19 at 11:58 pm to
Sigh.
Posted by SanFranTiger
Santa Fe, NM
Member since Sep 2003
5048 posts
Posted on 1/6/19 at 1:49 am to
Lots of countries do this. But America, freedom etc
Posted by Richardlong10plus
Red Stick
Member since Feb 2018
202 posts
Posted on 1/6/19 at 1:51 am to
Holy Hell thats a lot of vowels!
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