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Let's discuss fatties in the workplace
Posted on 8/10/16 at 11:53 am
Posted on 8/10/16 at 11:53 am
This question has been burning inside my head for the longest time, and it's time to come to the OT, the last bastion of intellect and free speech to get some answers.
Why are the fatties at work the people that eat the healthiest at work?
This has historically been the case everywhere I've been. Me and the good ole baw network will go out to the local hamburger joint, mexican joint, or whatever we feel like and dine like kings during our lunch break every single day and we aren't massive hammies. Meanwhile, the fatties we invite to lunch always turn us down and eat broccoli and kale for lunch with a light lemonade or unsweetened iced tea or water.
Is this all some facade they put on when they are around their associates so they can blame their largeness on "muh genetics" or "muh thyroidz", all the while they are grabbing two baconators and a milkshake on the way home every day?
I need answers.
Why are the fatties at work the people that eat the healthiest at work?
This has historically been the case everywhere I've been. Me and the good ole baw network will go out to the local hamburger joint, mexican joint, or whatever we feel like and dine like kings during our lunch break every single day and we aren't massive hammies. Meanwhile, the fatties we invite to lunch always turn us down and eat broccoli and kale for lunch with a light lemonade or unsweetened iced tea or water.
Is this all some facade they put on when they are around their associates so they can blame their largeness on "muh genetics" or "muh thyroidz", all the while they are grabbing two baconators and a milkshake on the way home every day?
I need answers.
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Posted on 8/10/16 at 11:55 am to DrSteveBrule
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Why are the fatties at work the people that eat the healthiest at work?
Never seen this. The fatties in my office make it pretty clear why they are the way they are.
Although they do tend to be the first ones to give advice on healthy eating, ironically.
Posted on 8/10/16 at 11:55 am to DrSteveBrule
Genetics plays a big part. Also, it isn't uncommon for them to eat healthy in public and unhealthy in private.
Posted on 8/10/16 at 11:57 am to DrSteveBrule
We don't know. Ask your mother, wife or daughter. Pretty sure one of them is a "fatty"!
This post was edited on 8/10/16 at 10:09 pm
Posted on 8/10/16 at 11:58 am to DrSteveBrule
Every fatty I've seen at work loses hours of productivity every week due to their fat hands digging chips out of a bag or opening up the next candy bar.
Posted on 8/10/16 at 11:58 am to BayouFann
I thought we were going to be talking about smoking joints at work. I'm out of here.
Posted on 8/10/16 at 11:59 am to East Coast Band
quote:
Every fatty I've seen at work loses hours of productivity every week due to their fat hands digging chips out of a bag or opening up the next candy bar.
I'm not saying there are none like this, but my experiences have always been there are more big-uns, usually in their 30's and 40's, that are eating the healthiest while at work
Posted on 8/10/16 at 11:59 am to jmarto1
quote:Bingo. Out to eat with friends or coworkers: Eat a salad and talk about how they're all you eat.
Also, it isn't uncommon for them to eat healthy in public and unhealthy in private.
Eating at home: carbocide
Posted on 8/10/16 at 12:00 pm to DrSteveBrule
Maybe they are the ones that are trying to improve.
Or, like I know personally, it's easier to eat well when there's others watching sort of putting you in check.
Or, like I know personally, it's easier to eat well when there's others watching sort of putting you in check.
Posted on 8/10/16 at 12:01 pm to DrSteveBrule
It didn't work that way in my office. The fatties would go get mcdonalds and shite like that. They would also snack on candy all day.
It was funny watching them all scramble to go eat somewhere nice on pay day
It was funny watching them all scramble to go eat somewhere nice on pay day
Posted on 8/10/16 at 12:04 pm to heartbreakTiger
No fatties where I work.
Posted on 8/10/16 at 12:05 pm to DrSteveBrule
quote:
Why are the fatties at work the people that eat the healthiest at work?
Because all hell breaks loose in the privacy of their homes?
Posted on 8/10/16 at 12:05 pm to DrSteveBrule
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Why are the fatties at work the people that eat the healthiest at work?
its a cover for the 2 bags of lays the eat when they get home and the 2 pizzas for dessert
Posted on 8/10/16 at 12:06 pm to DrSteveBrule
The fatties at work order take out KFC & Krystal. I pray to Jah every day they order healthier food so the office doesn't smell like shite all afternoon.
But I guess that's my punishment for working in Alabama.
But I guess that's my punishment for working in Alabama.
Posted on 8/10/16 at 12:06 pm to DrSteveBrule
They put more wear and tear on toilet seats and they clog up the plumbing.
Posted on 8/10/16 at 12:14 pm to DrSteveBrule
Fact Finding Mission:
According to statistics nearly 70% of Americans are overweight and 35% are obese. Now we have had about maybe 13 people respond in this thread all responding negatively towards fat people. I am guilty of this also, but there is no way in hell everyone in this thread is not overweight. Now which one of you fat asses are faking the funk. Who in here is fat shaming when you yourself is indeed fat. Now I will admit I can stand to lose about 12 pounds so there I fell better now. But who else needs to come clean.
According to statistics nearly 70% of Americans are overweight and 35% are obese. Now we have had about maybe 13 people respond in this thread all responding negatively towards fat people. I am guilty of this also, but there is no way in hell everyone in this thread is not overweight. Now which one of you fat asses are faking the funk. Who in here is fat shaming when you yourself is indeed fat. Now I will admit I can stand to lose about 12 pounds so there I fell better now. But who else needs to come clean.
This post was edited on 8/10/16 at 12:21 pm
Posted on 8/10/16 at 12:14 pm to LSU_Saints_Hornets
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, but there is no way in hell everyone in this thread is not overweight.
Do you actually think fat people respond in these threads?
Posted on 8/10/16 at 12:15 pm to PairofDucks
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They put more wear and tear on toilet seats and they clog up the plumbing.
Gotta love taking an afternoon dump and seeing all the greasy shite stains in the toilet bowl from others.
Posted on 8/10/16 at 12:19 pm to RogerTheShrubber
quote:
Do you actually think fat people respond in these threads?
Yes. Fact, 80% of the people who catfish are fat.
Posted on 8/10/16 at 12:24 pm to DrSteveBrule
As you age, your metabolism slows down. Throw in menopause and its a downward spiral.
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