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re: Let's discuss bidets
Posted on 3/21/20 at 5:36 pm to flyAU
Posted on 3/21/20 at 5:36 pm to flyAU
today i saw a plastic squeeze bottle with a 6 or 8 inch tube to a nozzle.
looks cheap and effective.
im going that way.
some braggart friend of mine says he built a real bidet.
my housemate has not come to grips with it. claims shes going to use wash rags, rinse in toilet and put in my washing machine. no f-ing way.
this has yet to play out.
looks cheap and effective.
im going that way.
some braggart friend of mine says he built a real bidet.
my housemate has not come to grips with it. claims shes going to use wash rags, rinse in toilet and put in my washing machine. no f-ing way.
this has yet to play out.
This post was edited on 3/21/20 at 5:37 pm
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Posted on 3/21/20 at 5:57 pm to flyAU
There are still simps flushing their cash down the shitter on Charmin? I caught onto the Big Toilet Paper hustle back during the Clinton administration when the gubmint clogged my pipes when the Democrats took half the water out my commode. I super glued a chunk of carseat cushion to a wooden spoon and haven't looked back- boutta put it to good use right this moment
Posted on 3/21/20 at 8:24 pm to ManBearTiger
Posted on 3/21/20 at 8:44 pm to flyAU
Get one, or more. They're worth it. We went with brondell 1000 after pricing the totos. That one in the links, biobidet, looks like a good buy.
Posted on 3/21/20 at 9:19 pm to flyAU
Been there. Had colitis and had my colon removed.
They treated me as a chrons patient for years.
Look up Blue Bidet on Amazon.
Game changer. I have a spare in the closet in the event with one goes down.
similar to this. basic. not electric.
They treated me as a chrons patient for years.
Look up Blue Bidet on Amazon.
Game changer. I have a spare in the closet in the event with one goes down.
similar to this. basic. not electric.
Posted on 3/21/20 at 10:17 pm to thejudge
I don’t know if my case is typical,I had irritable bowel for years.After few episodes diverticulitis had a foot of my colon removed and my irritable bowel problem was eliminated.Not nearly as much gas which made my wife happy.
Posted on 3/21/20 at 10:21 pm to LSUA 75
I went with tushy bidet attachment
Maybe 115$ & worth it
Maybe 115$ & worth it
Posted on 3/21/20 at 10:22 pm to LSUA 75
They took my entire colon out.
Said it was turning cancerous.
Saved my life. Had a bag for a few months. Made me new storage pouch out of my small intestine.
Glad to be here talking to you that's for sure.
Said it was turning cancerous.
Saved my life. Had a bag for a few months. Made me new storage pouch out of my small intestine.
Glad to be here talking to you that's for sure.
Posted on 3/21/20 at 10:46 pm to thejudge
Alpha JX, well worth the money for infinite warm water and it’s rotating wash.
Posted on 3/21/20 at 10:47 pm to flyAU
Had one in my house in Italy, wondrous things.
Posted on 3/21/20 at 11:46 pm to flyAU
Hands down the best money i have ever spent.
You really aren’t clean with just TP. I know people like to believe they are but you are still poopy
A bidet actually cleans you off.
You really aren’t clean with just TP. I know people like to believe they are but you are still poopy
A bidet actually cleans you off.
Posted on 3/21/20 at 11:54 pm to CelticDog
I just ran a fricking garden hose through the bathroom window. Much cheaper than a bidet.
But a bit of advice from experience: Don't use the "jet" setting on the sprayer. Your shite will come out of your nose.
But a bit of advice from experience: Don't use the "jet" setting on the sprayer. Your shite will come out of your nose.
Posted on 3/22/20 at 6:48 am to ZIGG
quote:
WASH. YOUR. arse.
It amazes me how some people seem to think TP is enough.
Wet wipes are okay but a warm wash rag with soap on it is ideal.
Posted on 3/28/20 at 1:23 pm to Tempratt
So I have no clue what to do. Installed the seat but I have a very small water supply line that I need a conversion but for but can’t find it anywhere in the packaging. Bought what I thought would work from Home Depot but nope. Anyone have advice on this?
Posted on 3/28/20 at 1:25 pm to flyAU
Best 25 bucks I ever spent.
Bought one in February for half price off amazon because the box had a little tear.
I’ve never felt so clean.
Also...just between me and you baws, it takes jerking off on the throne to the next level
Bought one in February for half price off amazon because the box had a little tear.
I’ve never felt so clean.
Also...just between me and you baws, it takes jerking off on the throne to the next level
Posted on 3/28/20 at 1:39 pm to flyAU
What do I do after I wash my a-hole with a bidet?
Stand up and dry off with a towel?
A - there's shite water running down my legs.
B- I now have a towel with shite water in it.
or C- just pull up my pants with shite water everywhere.
I mean, I use TP then wash my hands. No shite water, no fouled towels to put somewhere (on my wife's side of the double sink I guess?) clean hands.
Seriously, I don't understand.
Stand up and dry off with a towel?
A - there's shite water running down my legs.
B- I now have a towel with shite water in it.
or C- just pull up my pants with shite water everywhere.
I mean, I use TP then wash my hands. No shite water, no fouled towels to put somewhere (on my wife's side of the double sink I guess?) clean hands.
Seriously, I don't understand.
Posted on 3/28/20 at 1:49 pm to TheCurmudgeon
You use a couple squares of TP to dry off and clean whatever remains.
It’s honestly divine and I’ll never go back. Every house I buy from here on out will have bidets on every single toilet
It’s honestly divine and I’ll never go back. Every house I buy from here on out will have bidets on every single toilet
Posted on 3/28/20 at 2:06 pm to 504Voodoo
quote:
You haven't lived until a warm stream of water cleans your arse with laser like precision
Excuse my ignorance on the subject but wouldn’t you have to take some cold shots to the arse before it warms?
Posted on 3/28/20 at 4:33 pm to fr33manator
Any advice on the adaptor I need? Doesn’t seem to be a common part in plumbing.
Posted on 3/28/20 at 4:37 pm to flyAU
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