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Let's discuss bidets
Posted on 3/21/20 at 12:56 am
Posted on 3/21/20 at 12:56 am
As someone with Crohn's and the pending TP crisis, are these worthy of consideration? Anyone have experience? Worth it? Weird?
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Posted on 3/21/20 at 12:59 am to flyAU
Best invention known to man
Posted on 3/21/20 at 12:59 am to flyAU
Curious. What’s the difference between crohn’s and IBS?
Posted on 3/21/20 at 1:00 am to flyAU
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As someone with Crohn's and the pending TP crisis, are these worthy of consideration? Anyone have experience? Worth it? Weird?
I have no experience but shooting pressurized water up your a-hole always seemed kind of gay.
Posted on 3/21/20 at 1:02 am to ellishughtiger
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What’s the difference between crohn’s and IBS?
Sort of the same thing but I have had 2 feet of my intestines removed and pooping so much can chaff the buttocks.
This post was edited on 3/21/20 at 1:06 am
Posted on 3/21/20 at 1:02 am to flyAU
it's a proper way to clean your arse. toilet paper and wet wipes do not properly work regardless of how hard some Americans try and spin it.
WASH. YOUR. arse.
WASH. YOUR. arse.
Posted on 3/21/20 at 1:03 am to flyAU
Never used it but I think they could be worth a shot. If your hand touched a piece of shite, would you wipe it with a napkin or wash your hands?
Posted on 3/21/20 at 1:04 am to flyAU
Colon cancer?
Posted on 3/21/20 at 1:04 am to flyAU
Posted on 3/21/20 at 1:05 am to ellishughtiger
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Curious. What’s the difference between crohn’s and IBS?
Is this a serious question?
Posted on 3/21/20 at 1:09 am to Jizzy08
Ok jiz face please explain
Posted on 3/21/20 at 1:16 am to ellishughtiger
Crohns is a chronic inflammatory bowel disease that can cause fistulas (abnormal openings) through the entirety of GI tract including. It requires immunosuppressive medications and these people can sometimes waste away and become cachexic. The OP had to get bowel removed and it’s not uncommon for these people to have colostomy bags.
IBS is abnormal bowel habits, alternating between diarrhea and constipation. Treatment is by keeping a food diary, avoiding trigger foods and menthol.
As you can see, two very different diseases, which is why your question sounded sarcastic. frickface.
IBS is abnormal bowel habits, alternating between diarrhea and constipation. Treatment is by keeping a food diary, avoiding trigger foods and menthol.
As you can see, two very different diseases, which is why your question sounded sarcastic. frickface.
Posted on 3/21/20 at 1:18 am to flyAU
Posted on 3/21/20 at 1:19 am to flyAU
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Let's discuss bidetsP
Have you been to Morse?
Posted on 3/21/20 at 1:24 am to flyAU
You haven't lived until a warm stream of water cleans your arse with laser like precision
Posted on 3/21/20 at 1:26 am to Jizzy08
Ahh. Thanks for the explanation. I think I have IBS every morning around 8am. My turds look like a Jackson pollock against the ceramic of a toilet.
Posted on 3/21/20 at 1:32 am to flyAU
Yah we had a Toto and now we have a Kohler and they are heavenly. The bidet puts pressure on your magic spot and the poop just gets coaxed out in almost a ticklish way. Very sanitary and clean. Amazing they aren’t the norm in upper middle class and upper class homes
This post was edited on 3/21/20 at 1:33 am
Posted on 3/21/20 at 1:42 am to flyAU
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Let's discuss bidets
arse water?
Posted on 3/21/20 at 2:37 am to diddlydawg7
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I have no experience but shooting pressurized water up your a-hole always seemed kind of gay.
I never really understood that viewpoint. Please explain how cleaning your a-hole without touching it is gay, while sliding your thin-paper veiled fingers across your a-hole is not. I'll hang up and listen.
Posted on 3/21/20 at 3:55 am to flyAU
Our bathrooms have them. I have yet to use them but I guess it’s a good backup.
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