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re: Lesbos sue sperm bank for non-white baby sperm
Posted on 10/1/14 at 11:10 am to DevilDogTiger
Posted on 10/1/14 at 11:10 am to DevilDogTiger
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Posted on 10/1/14 at 11:11 am to LSUsmartass
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Then why not sue based on they got their order wrong? Why bring racist uncles and nappy hair and barbers in Compton into it?
I agree. I'd want to bring my purchase back as well.
Oh wait- it's a kid, not a fricking toy.
Posted on 10/1/14 at 11:13 am to soccerfüt
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If this doesn't scream for workover on the Fark Board, I do not know what would:
They look alike. More narcissism than Lesbos?
Posted on 10/1/14 at 11:17 am to arseinclarse
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Ms Cramblett says she grew up in Scio, Ohio - population 762 - and didn't meet a black person until she attended college
Who's coming with me?
Posted on 10/1/14 at 11:20 am to stout
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They look alike. More narcissism than Lesbos?
Actually most older lesbian couples look VERY much alike in my experience.
Posted on 10/1/14 at 11:21 am to arseinclarse
If my wife and I could not conceive for some reason and the easiest way to go would be a sperm bank, and we asked for them to provide us with the sperm of a white guy (usually you can see profiles of the donors if I'm not mistaken) and they gave my wife and me the wrong fricking batch of sperm, I would raise hell. I would raise my child as well, but that kind of negligence should not be tolerated. I'm with Butch and Sundance on this one.
Posted on 10/1/14 at 11:25 am to arseinclarse
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This post was edited on 12/20/18 at 4:15 pm
Posted on 10/1/14 at 11:27 am to lsu480
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Actually most older lesbian couples look VERY much alike in my experience.
True. David Cross did a bit about this in one of his stand-ups.
Posted on 10/1/14 at 11:28 am to gingerkittie
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I feel bad for the kid. Being raised by lesbians is no picnic. Trust me, I know.
How do you know? Were you raised by a gay couple? If so, I'd love to hear what you have to say.
Posted on 10/1/14 at 11:39 am to gingerkittie
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WTF did these 2 geniuses expect? A perfect made to order child with everything exactly the way they wanted?!
I'm sure they just expected it to be white, which requires little to no human intervention outside of properly labeling samples.
This post was edited on 10/1/14 at 11:40 am
Posted on 10/1/14 at 11:43 am to arseinclarse
couldn't she tell that the sperm wasn't white?
Posted on 10/1/14 at 11:45 am to el Gaucho
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couldn't she tell that the sperm wasn't white?
It's harder to tell when it's baby sperm
Posted on 10/1/14 at 11:46 am to LoveThatMoney
Poor freaking kid. He already has a tough road ahead of him in life.
This post was edited on 5/17/16 at 10:25 am
Posted on 10/1/14 at 11:47 am to arseinclarse
My only question is what is the measure of damages?
Posted on 10/1/14 at 11:47 am to Green Chili Tiger
how will they feed the kid if the lady doesn't make chocolate milk?
Posted on 10/1/14 at 11:49 am to The Third Leg
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I'm sure they just expected it to be white, which requires little to no human intervention outside of properly labeling samples.
Would be crazy if the dude that donated appeared white but was mixed and the sperm that won just happened to carry his black genes.
Posted on 10/1/14 at 11:52 am to stout
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Would be crazy if the dude that donated appeared white but was mixed and the sperm that won just happened to carry his black genes.
What would really be crazy has already been mentioned. Chick screwed a black dude.
Posted on 10/1/14 at 11:54 am to arseinclarse
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She currently lives in Uniontown, population 2,802, and fears Payton will be the only non-white child in class when the time comes for her to attend school.
This is just miles from Akron. I'm sure there are a few non-whites out there.
Posted on 10/1/14 at 11:55 am to DosManos
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This post was edited on 12/20/18 at 4:15 pm
Posted on 10/1/14 at 11:57 am to arseinclarse
wish there was a video of their reactions when mocha baby popped on out
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