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re: Lesbos sue sperm bank for non-white baby sperm
Posted on 10/1/14 at 10:26 am to Green Chili Tiger
Posted on 10/1/14 at 10:26 am to Green Chili Tiger
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the couple.
easy to pick out who wears the pants
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Posted on 10/1/14 at 10:26 am to arseinclarse
How do these sperm places work when a Lezi walks in there to get knocked up...can you request certain attributes and features or is it totally anonymous? Meaning you get what you get?
Posted on 10/1/14 at 10:27 am to The Third Leg
Of course there is a race option.
I don't really feel sorry for these people. That's what happens when you choose a baby like you're ordering off a fast food menu.
I don't really feel sorry for these people. That's what happens when you choose a baby like you're ordering off a fast food menu.
Posted on 10/1/14 at 10:27 am to C
quote:i did not say that
Homosexuals qualify for minority scholarships? I have trouble believing that.
Posted on 10/1/14 at 10:29 am to LSUsmartass
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How do these sperm places work when a Lezi walks in there to get knocked up...can you request certain attributes and features or is it totally anonymous? Meaning you get what you get?
They have a catalog of donors that lists about every attribute imaginable. Race, religion, level of education, height, hair color, etc.
It's definitely not anonymous. If you want a Jewish red-headed Mexican with a Harvard degree, you can order it.
This post was edited on 10/1/14 at 10:30 am
Posted on 10/1/14 at 10:29 am to DosManos
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I don't really feel sorry for these people. That's what happens when you choose a baby like you're ordering off a fast food menu.
do what? that is a terrible analogy
to the sperm person....YOU HAD ONE JOB!!!
Posted on 10/1/14 at 10:30 am to arseinclarse
They should have just had a kid together and problem solved
Posted on 10/1/14 at 10:30 am to arseinclarse
How long before we find out she banged a black dude and this whole thing is cover for that?
Posted on 10/1/14 at 10:31 am to Rouge
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do what? that is a terrible analogy
How is it any different than ordering a Quarter Pounder extra pickles hold the onions?
Posted on 10/1/14 at 10:31 am to DosManos
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don't really feel sorry for these people. That's what happens when you choose a baby like you're ordering off a fast food menu.
Fast food is a finished product, sperm is an ingredient.
This would be be like buying a bag of flour only to discover it is brown sugar when you get home -- even though it clearly looks like a bag of flour and says so right on the package.
Posted on 10/1/14 at 10:32 am to Rouge
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i did not say that
Maybe he thinks the kid is destined to be gay?
Posted on 10/1/14 at 10:32 am to The Third Leg
quote:A better analogy would be that it'd be like trying to put white jizz and your cooz and accidentally putting black jizz in your cooz.
This would be be like buying a bag of flour only to discover it is brown sugar when you get home -- even though it clearly looks like a bag of flour and says so right on the package.
Posted on 10/1/14 at 10:33 am to The Third Leg
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This would be be like buying a bag of flour only to discover it is brown sugar when you get home -- even though it clearly looks like a bag of flour and says so right on the package.
Ok. So it's more like shopping at a grocery store than a McDonald's.
Posted on 10/1/14 at 10:33 am to FT
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A better analogy would be that it'd be like trying to put white jizz and your cooz and accidentally putting black jizz in your cooz.
Posted on 10/1/14 at 10:34 am to The Third Leg
Posted on 10/1/14 at 10:34 am to arseinclarse
you could probably take the word "baby" out of the title.
Posted on 10/1/14 at 10:35 am to LSUTygerFan
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you could probably take the word "baby" out of the title.
Posted on 10/1/14 at 10:37 am to LSUTygerFan
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easy to pick out who wears the strap on
Fify
Posted on 10/1/14 at 10:38 am to Green Chili Tiger
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easy to pick out who wears the strap on
Fify
yeah i was trying to think of a better way to word it.
Posted on 10/1/14 at 10:40 am to arseinclarse
I laughed entirely too hard at this
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