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Laughter, the best medicine
Posted on 4/28/26 at 10:21 am
Posted on 4/28/26 at 10:21 am
Why don't chickens wear underwear?
Their peckers are on their face.
Two deer walk out of a gay bar.
One deer says, "I can't believe I blew 50 bucks in there."
What do lesbians do while they're having their period?
Finger paint.
Their peckers are on their face.
Two deer walk out of a gay bar.
One deer says, "I can't believe I blew 50 bucks in there."
What do lesbians do while they're having their period?
Finger paint.
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Posted on 4/28/26 at 10:22 am to i am dan
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What do lesbians do while they're having their period? Finger paint.
What did the one lesbian vampire say to the other?
See you next month.
Posted on 4/28/26 at 10:22 am to i am dan
So when will funny jokes be posted?
Posted on 4/28/26 at 10:23 am to i am dan
Why did the pony go to the doctor?
She was a little horse.
She was a little horse.
Posted on 4/28/26 at 10:24 am to i am dan
I’ll give you an update vote as I did chuckle. I also just sat down for lunch and the 3rd one was a little twisted . Lol
Posted on 4/28/26 at 10:38 am to i am dan
2 guys walking down street together see a dog licking his privates.
1st guy says “I always wished I could do that!”
2nd guy says “Dude, that dog will bite you if you try!”
1st guy says “I always wished I could do that!”
2nd guy says “Dude, that dog will bite you if you try!”
Posted on 4/28/26 at 10:42 am to i am dan
A couple gets married, and on their wedding night, the wife asks what a penis is.
The husband, surprised, pulls his out. She says, "Oh, it’s like a dick but smaller."
My mom told me the best time to ask my dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I’d ever been given.
I burst in through the bedroom door saying, 'Can I have a new bike?' He was very upset.
His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike.
Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.
How did I quit smoking, you ask? I decided I'd only smoke after sex.
The husband, surprised, pulls his out. She says, "Oh, it’s like a dick but smaller."
My mom told me the best time to ask my dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I’d ever been given.
I burst in through the bedroom door saying, 'Can I have a new bike?' He was very upset.
His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike.
Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.
How did I quit smoking, you ask? I decided I'd only smoke after sex.
Posted on 4/28/26 at 10:45 am to i am dan
A redneck is on his honeymoon about to make love, when his wife says...
"Wait, honey, there's somethin' I need you to know. I'm a virgirn" "WHAT THE frick?" The man shouts, and he punches her in the face, knocks her out. He wraps her in the bedsheets, drags her down the stairs and out the door, throws her into the back of his pickup truck, and drives on over to her daddy's house, where he dumps her in the yard. Then the man drives to his daddy's house and goes inside. The dad sees his son, and says "What the hell you doin' here, boy? Ain't you supposed to be with your new bride?"
"Well, pa," the son says, "I was, but she told me she's still a virgin"
"Well holy dog-shite", says the dad, "What'd you do then?
"I punched her in the face and knocked her out, wrapped her up in the sheets, drug her down the stairs and out the door, threw her in the back of my pick up, and then drove on to her daddy's house and dumped her on the lawn"
The dad starts laughing, and, patting his son on the back, he says "Good job, son. If she ain't good enough for her family, I say she ain't good enough for ours neither"
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"Wait, honey, there's somethin' I need you to know. I'm a virgirn" "WHAT THE frick?" The man shouts, and he punches her in the face, knocks her out. He wraps her in the bedsheets, drags her down the stairs and out the door, throws her into the back of his pickup truck, and drives on over to her daddy's house, where he dumps her in the yard. Then the man drives to his daddy's house and goes inside. The dad sees his son, and says "What the hell you doin' here, boy? Ain't you supposed to be with your new bride?"
"Well, pa," the son says, "I was, but she told me she's still a virgin"
"Well holy dog-shite", says the dad, "What'd you do then?
"I punched her in the face and knocked her out, wrapped her up in the sheets, drug her down the stairs and out the door, threw her in the back of my pick up, and then drove on to her daddy's house and dumped her on the lawn"
The dad starts laughing, and, patting his son on the back, he says "Good job, son. If she ain't good enough for her family, I say she ain't good enough for ours neither"
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Posted on 4/28/26 at 10:47 am to i am dan
What did one condom say to the other when they walked past a gay bar on Bourbon Street?
Hey, let's go in and get shite-faced
Hey, let's go in and get shite-faced
Posted on 4/28/26 at 10:49 am to ChatGPT of LA
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So when will funny jokes be posted?
When you leave. :)
This post was edited on 4/28/26 at 10:54 am
Posted on 4/28/26 at 10:53 am to i am dan
It will be crushing to miss such great entertainment....but ok.
Posted on 4/28/26 at 10:56 am to i am dan
Posted on 4/28/26 at 10:58 am to ChatGPT of LA
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It will be crushing to miss such great entertainment....but ok.
Still here?
Awwww and he downvoted.. awwww...
This post was edited on 4/28/26 at 11:57 am
Posted on 4/28/26 at 11:14 am to i am dan
Guy walks into a bar and sits down and sees a frog hopping around down at the end of the bar. He asks the bartender, what is the deal with the frog. Bartender says, that is best frog in the world and I wouldn't sell it for $10,000. Guy ask why is it so special? Bartender says, take the frog in the bathroom and turn the lights off. Guy does it and the frog gives him the best BJ he has ever had in his life. He goes back to the bar and says I will give you whatever you want for that frog. Bartender says $50,000. Guy says no problem and gets the funds arranged.
Flash forward to that evening at the guys house. His wife walks in and sees a frog jumping around in a bowl of flour making a huge mess everywhere. She finds her husband upstairs and asks what in the world is going on downstairs. He says, that is my new $50,000 frog I bought.
She says, $50,000? Are you crazy?
He says, yes, and as soon as I teach it to make biscuits, your arse is out of here!
Flash forward to that evening at the guys house. His wife walks in and sees a frog jumping around in a bowl of flour making a huge mess everywhere. She finds her husband upstairs and asks what in the world is going on downstairs. He says, that is my new $50,000 frog I bought.
She says, $50,000? Are you crazy?
He says, yes, and as soon as I teach it to make biscuits, your arse is out of here!
Posted on 4/28/26 at 12:03 pm to 777Tiger
Posted on 4/28/26 at 12:04 pm to runningdad85
I’ve seen better presentations of that one, was a bit lazy, sorry.
Posted on 4/28/26 at 12:09 pm to 777Tiger
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dad starts laughing, and, patting his son on the back, he says "Good job, son. If she ain't good enough for her family, I say she ain't good enough for ours neither"
Then the son responds with Roll Tide.
Posted on 4/28/26 at 12:13 pm to Ponchy Tiger
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Then the son responds with Roll Tide.
when I first heard that one it was told as an Alabama joke
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