Laugh of the day thread

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frick chyna.

And for the love of all that is good and kind, you all need to put Honkus back where the hell you found him. It is the only thing that can save 2021.

Fuk our dumb Democratic leaders they are fukin stupid

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So its beyond containment....

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Maybe the “scientists” can tell us how this virus can’t spread in Chinese cities with 20 million people living on top of each other but if someone goes to a bar in Bougalusa they are going to turn into a super spreader

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Neil Ferguson admitted that no one was considering lockdown as a method until China did it in Wuhan in February. 

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It's interesting seeing thorough papers from infectious disease experts and think tanks from just 15 years ago that did not recommend masks, travel restrictions nor lockdowns because they argued none worked.

Those same scientists flipped overnight based on no research at the time. Just weird.

I agree it was likely a fear based groupthink.

you were one of the people in the original threads freaking out saying shutdowns were necessary OP

It’s never been about a virus.

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Covid cases
Louisiana: 300,000

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now I'm hearing that a covid test(after testing positive,) isn't accurate until at least a three month wait, if true, how badly are the numbers skewed if there are multiple positive tests on the same individual(s) during the three month wait?

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How many people in this thread supported the shutdowns 10 months ago?

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Not saying this is what you're getting at... but I can kind of forgive people who supported the shutdowns 8 to 10 months ago... But people that STILL support them? They're the folks I can't forgive.

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i disagree that the sheeple and the sheeple alone are the ones who are unforgivable in their sins. i believe that sentence should come upon the head of the politicians, the media, pop culture, etcetera, i.e., "the machine." THEY are the ones who caused all of this by creating pandemic fatigue too strongly and too early and against the instruction of the non-partisan, non-politically motivated health experts who back in the spring and summer were urging the "elite" of this country to implement the politically advantageous and draconian measures that we've been living under for the better part of a year until the time of the year when it mattered the most: right now.

even though it doesn't take an expert to know that a respiratory virus loves winter, the apolitical health experts KNEW and SAID that it wouldn't get this "bad" until actual virus season, but instead of listening and being prudent, because of, "muhhh, orange man bad," the politicians went ahead with their dictatorship too early and lied about it with a straight face. we the citizenry readily complied (and many gladly still do) and went along with the lies. "flatten the curve," they said. "do your part," they said, and all along the way the steaming pile of bullshite grew and grew, but nobody cared because the narrative has been to mask up and shut up: from a nashville mayor's email to governors blatantly going against their orders, from nancy pelosi getting a haircut to cooking the books on covid numbers; even though we caught the "elite hypocrites" time after time after time again, we still complied knowing full-well that it was all bullshite, and now they wonder why so many people with so much to lose are ready to take to the streets and risk what little they have left.

think about how much weight we the citizens pulled back in the spring and summer: we wore our masks, didn't go out, bought groceries in bulk, bought shite paper by the container ship load, and overall did what the "experts" told us we needed to do to flatten the curve, all the while the politically motivated hypocritical "experts" and politicians knew that they were playing with a loaded gun by calling wolf too soon in the game: they knew we would grow tired of it and that shutting down an economy during a time of the year when an extremely survivable virus was waiting to explode later in the year would come back and bite them in the arse, but they didn't care. and why should they? we're blaming everything from the cops to each other and the "elite" who are the actual head of the snake where the poison lies laugh while we try and cut off its harmless tail.

if they would've told us back in the spring that we needed to take minimal measures to mitigate the spread, but to be ready to sacrifice for a little while in the upcoming winter, if we were doing right now what we were doing in the spring and summer en masse like the way we did it and like the way the politicans told us we needed to do, then our economy, our psyche, and our overall health and well-being as a country would be in far better shape, and by no means would we "beat" a pandemic.

our first mistake was throwing epidemiological facts out of the window (e.g., viruses don't typically spread like a wildfire in the warm months) and our second mistake was trusting politicans to tell us the truth and to believe them and deify them as our only hope of being saved and believing them when they told us they, useless politicians, could stop an act of nature. now more than ever we humans continually forget the fact that we are beasts living in, and depending on, the world -the natural environment- around us, and we forget that right now we CANNOT circumvent the natural process of a communicable disease running rampant in our population. right now in human history, we are just as vulnerable as a colony of bees experiencing one of the standard bee viruses running rampant in its colony, but our gullible dumbasses believed the polticians who said they could save us but who had far more sinister motives than "beating" a pandemic.

per the real health experts whose motivation was to actually mitigate damage to the health of this country, now is the time when the nut cuttin' measures should've been implemented, but that advice wasn't going to cut it for the politicians: even though they were told that what is now happening would happen, that is, pandemic fatigue, they didn't care because they're as drunk on power now more than ever. the people to blame for the conundrum that you speak of are not the gullible sheeple that we humans have managed to protect from natural selection, but instead it is the politicians, their best friends the media (and also the primary adversary of the free citizenry of this country), the corporations who are loving the lack of competition and who pay the piece of shite politicians to make moves that benefit their entity, foreign countries who are getting billions of taxpayer money from a "relief fund," enemies of the united states, and the cultural, pop culture, and entertainment "elite." they are the machine that we let drive the narrative, and they are the ones to blame for brainwashing millions of mental midgets into believing that their way is the only way to save the ship when in reality their way is only increasing the likelihood of our inevitable and inescapable descent into the abyss.

i hate a goddamned politician, a "journalist," george floyd murals, the police state, pop culture and entertainment "icons," and the sheeple who worship them like gods, and even though i'm far from being alone in my sentiment, you wouldn't know it because that's how they want it. but in due time we might find out just how many of the "silent majority" there really is when we're not so silent anymore.