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Lap dance offers end with Florida woman in cuffs

Posted on 4/27/21 at 7:44 am
Posted by DemonKA3268
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Member since Oct 2015
19197 posts
Posted on 4/27/21 at 7:44 am
She seems friendly
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After offering “random citizens" lap dances, a tipsy Florida Woman asked police if they wanted to “bang” on the sidewalk and threatened to assault paramedics if they came near her
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The arrest paperwork does not indicate whether any lap dances were actually consummated.
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Taylor-Washek was “highly intoxicated” and stumbling, prompting officers to call for a fire rescue team. However, Taylor-Washek was not evaluated “due to threatening to punch paramedics if they touched her.”
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She also allegedly asked officers “if they wanted to ‘bang’ on the sidewalk.”
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The arrest paperwork does not indicate whether any banging was actually consummated
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Posted by soccerfüt
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Member since May 2013
65701 posts
Posted on 4/27/21 at 7:45 am to
Where were these criminals when I was being accosted?
Posted by BestBanker
Member since Nov 2011
17478 posts
Posted on 4/27/21 at 7:46 am to
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Taylor-Washek

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Florida Woman

Checks out.
Posted by Fusaichi Pegasus
Meh He Co
Member since Oct 2010
14566 posts
Posted on 4/27/21 at 7:48 am to
Her instagram
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Posted by redbaron
Member since Aug 2011
707 posts
Posted on 4/27/21 at 7:50 am to
The lap dance is always better when the stripper's arrested?
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
15554 posts
Posted on 4/27/21 at 7:52 am to
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
12856 posts
Posted on 4/27/21 at 7:52 am to
Definitely innocent.
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
8385 posts
Posted on 4/27/21 at 7:52 am to
She has a fat arse.
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
19197 posts
Posted on 4/27/21 at 7:53 am to
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She has a fat arse.


I can get behind that.
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 4/27/21 at 7:55 am to
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instagram


Does anyone get anything out of these? I don't think I've ever opened an Instagram page that didn't look like every other Instagram page I'd already seen.

At least you can glean some insight into a person's hobbies, politics, family, etc. from Facebook. "The Gram" makes it look like all of humanity consists of unattached 24-year-old white chicks eating eye-catching appetizers in coastal locations.
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
27359 posts
Posted on 4/27/21 at 7:56 am to
She enjoys a good White Claw or two.
Posted by WhiskeyThrottle
Weatherford Tx
Member since Nov 2017
5319 posts
Posted on 4/27/21 at 7:56 am to
She has a certain motorboatability.
Posted by Glorious
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
24526 posts
Posted on 4/27/21 at 7:56 am to
The funny thing is she just increased her followers and salary doing this
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
27070 posts
Posted on 4/27/21 at 7:58 am to
Never put your dick in crazy.
Posted by Jh22586
Member since Oct 2019
645 posts
Posted on 4/27/21 at 7:58 am to
Yeah she could get it!
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
19197 posts
Posted on 4/27/21 at 7:58 am to
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The funny thing is she just increased her followers and salary doing this


Yep
Posted by monstranceclock76
Texas
Member since Jul 2019
932 posts
Posted on 4/27/21 at 7:58 am to
As long as she doesn't show her teeth......Mrs. Ed
Posted by Beessnax
Member since Nov 2015
9148 posts
Posted on 4/27/21 at 7:59 am to
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Does anyone get anything out of these


Nope, like you said they are all the same. I didn't even click on hers.

She may be attractive but I promise you that she is personally a train-wreck.
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
19197 posts
Posted on 4/27/21 at 7:59 am to
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Never put your dick in crazy.


We have been warned yet we continue to do it.
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
9204 posts
Posted on 4/27/21 at 8:00 am to


Victimless crime.
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