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re: Know any swingers?

Posted on 2/4/17 at 1:57 pm to
Posted by LuckySo-n-So
Member since Jul 2005
22441 posts
Posted on 2/4/17 at 1:57 pm to
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Prolly an ot6


So she looked like Kate Upton or Hannah Davis?



Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
19940 posts
Posted on 2/4/17 at 1:58 pm to
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Not bad


Don't judge me, T Bird! I've since changed my ways.
Posted by bucknut15
Columbus
Member since Nov 2015
751 posts
Posted on 2/4/17 at 2:08 pm to
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If you knew my wife you wouldn't say that. She's the most devout Catholic I know and I was actually the first person she ever slept with



Lol dude she told you that she thinks it would be fun to go to a party where she would be banged by other dudes. She is definitely either cheating on you or will be in the future.
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
61071 posts
Posted on 2/4/17 at 2:32 pm to
My electrician casually mentioned he and his wife are swingers when he was fixing a short at my house a few months back. Not sure if he was inviting me to join with his wife or what b/c it didn't exactly come up organically in the conversation we were having.
This post was edited on 2/4/17 at 2:33 pm
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
19798 posts
Posted on 2/4/17 at 2:34 pm to
If they bring it up like that, they are gauging your interest. I know from being approached twice like that.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
37456 posts
Posted on 2/4/17 at 2:39 pm to
quote:



Slapping bags with another dude is gay as frick. regardless of a vagina being involved


The hell you say. Slapping scrotes is alpha as frick. Just dont be faggy about it.
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
19940 posts
Posted on 2/4/17 at 2:39 pm to
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She dropped it and she's never brought it up again. But a couple of her friends from spin class are swingers


FYI... if you're at the grocery and she waves at a young black guy you don't recognize, he's not her spin coach.
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
37860 posts
Posted on 2/4/17 at 2:42 pm to
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On the other hand, you may have avoided being killed.


Swinger's regret is a real and dangerous thing. You don't want your pants at your ankles when he has second thoughts.
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49591 posts
Posted on 2/4/17 at 2:45 pm to
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It was borderline homo imo with this dude whacking in the same room.


So instead you went home and watched a big cock in porn and whacked it yourself. Good move.
Posted by Old Money
LSU
Member since Sep 2012
41044 posts
Posted on 2/4/17 at 2:49 pm to
When I shared a dorm I'd always try and bone my gf when my roommate was asleep. That was about the closest to this situation I can think of.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
71882 posts
Posted on 2/4/17 at 2:55 pm to
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If you knew my wife you wouldn't say that. She's the most devout Catholic I know and I was actually the first person she ever slept with





You poor, dumb bastard. Bless your heart.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
194305 posts
Posted on 2/4/17 at 3:08 pm to
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My dick wont function sexually with a naked dude in the room

And ive never once questioned why or asked it to reconsider

someones a bottom
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
98731 posts
Posted on 2/4/17 at 3:16 pm to
You'll grow out of that
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
37456 posts
Posted on 2/4/17 at 3:26 pm to
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My dick wont function sexually with a naked dude in the room

Stop being a bitch. My dick works in almost any circumstance.
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
30847 posts
Posted on 2/4/17 at 3:28 pm to
So what happens when you are fricking the dudes wife and either he gets jealous and wants to kill you or he decides he wants to start playing with your taint with his tongue when you're not looking?
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
37456 posts
Posted on 2/4/17 at 3:30 pm to
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to start playing with your taint with his tongue when you're not looking


Close your eyes dude, fricking amateur hour around here.
Posted by JOHNN
Prairieville
Member since Nov 2008
4410 posts
Posted on 2/4/17 at 3:32 pm to
quote:

So what happens when you are fricking the dudes wife and either he gets jealous and wants to kill you or he decides he wants to start playing with your taint with his tongue when you're not looking?


Isnt it not considered gay if you dont look at each other?
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
27382 posts
Posted on 2/4/17 at 3:41 pm to
My X wife was but I wasn't aware for years

Or maybe she was just a whore
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
35452 posts
Posted on 2/4/17 at 3:48 pm to
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My dick wont function sexually with a naked dude in the room And ive never once questioned why or asked it to reconsider


Perhaps the answer is something you can't deal with, and is obvious to all.

and you other 11 flaming marys:

"Slapping Scrotes"

Only a goddamn puddin' homophobe would create such a term, much less upvote it.

The Pussification of the OT, in HD.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
37456 posts
Posted on 2/4/17 at 3:52 pm to
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"Slapping Scrotes"

I came up with that term and i stand by it.
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