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re: Kentucky Man drinks 6 cups of mayo in 3 minutes

Posted on 3/24/24 at 8:55 am to
Posted by GeauxtigersMs36
The coast
Member since Jan 2018
7984 posts
Posted on 3/24/24 at 8:55 am to
I like mayo. As a kid I’d glob it on everything because my sister couldn’t stand the sight of it. I don’t think I could have done this then… definitely not now.
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
15717 posts
Posted on 3/24/24 at 8:58 am to
That makes me nauseous just thinking about it.
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
18915 posts
Posted on 3/24/24 at 9:02 am to
I was in Zwolle once on business and asked the client where I should go for the famous Zwolle Tamales. He said he would take me to the real place but I couldn't go alone. Seemed strange but then he took me to a single wide trailer way out in the woods. They had a big wood deck on the front of the trailer and they had cut a window in the side with a sliding glass and a little counter. I bought a dozen amazing tamales. But I couldn't help but notice this 400+ pound guy sitting in a nasty lazy boy chair at the end of the deck dunking whole tamales in a jar of Mayo and popping them whole into his mouth.

It was fascinating and disgusting all at once. My host did state that dipping the things in Mayo is the "Zwolle Way" to eat them. I skipped that part.
Posted by rphtx
CO
Member since Apr 2018
1317 posts
Posted on 3/24/24 at 10:03 am to
So how did he eat this without hands?
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54479 posts
Posted on 3/24/24 at 12:06 pm to
Now, this is a trashy thread.

All I can think is, good thing the mayo chugging contest came with pre-opened jars.
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
8674 posts
Posted on 3/24/24 at 1:20 pm to
Re those tomales:

Did you ask what animal the ground meat came from? Enough chilli peppers and money becomes edible (according to a friend who did field work in Thailand.)
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
11312 posts
Posted on 3/24/24 at 1:26 pm to
Really thought a female would have won.
Posted by OK Roughneck
The Sooner State
Member since Aug 2021
9412 posts
Posted on 3/24/24 at 1:51 pm to
I like mayo on hamburgers but drinking it like that ?
Posted by AUFANATL
Member since Dec 2007
3907 posts
Posted on 3/24/24 at 2:04 pm to
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So how did he eat this without hands?


I think it's all just a joke perpetrated by a local truck stop. The fact that they did this to raise $67 towards the issue of littering at truck stops is a pretty big clue along with using an armless drifter as the champion.

Also the post with the "piss jug man" mascot signing autographs for kids to raise awareness about truck drivers emptying their piss jugs in the parking lot instead of proper disposal.
Posted by Indefatigable
Member since Jan 2019
26494 posts
Posted on 3/24/24 at 2:06 pm to
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Mayo and banana sandwiches for the win. I like to eat a banana with a big spoon of mayonnaise

Jesus that sounds disgusting.
Posted by Bamafig
Member since Nov 2018
3156 posts
Posted on 3/24/24 at 3:56 pm to
You should try it. It’s the whole seeet and savory thing. Add some chips to the sandwich for some more salt and crunch.
Posted by Bamafig
Member since Nov 2018
3156 posts
Posted on 3/24/24 at 3:57 pm to
Forget the mayo, how does he hold “it” and a jug?
Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
81961 posts
Posted on 3/24/24 at 3:58 pm to
Can't use mayo isn't made with olive oil. Seed oils are carcinogenic
Posted by Bubb
Member since Mar 2010
3913 posts
Posted on 3/24/24 at 6:06 pm to
Think this is from a satire page.
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