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re: Kate Upton named People's Sexiest Woman Alive

Posted on 12/19/14 at 9:31 am to
Posted by 777Tiger
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Posted on 12/19/14 at 9:31 am to
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you're the typical OT internet badass stereotype

it actually carries over to real life
Posted by Beef Supreme
Member since Apr 2008
2329 posts
Posted on 12/19/14 at 9:31 am to
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And I'm Miles Davis

And you read barstool.
Posted by Choctaw
Pumpin' Sunshine
Member since Jul 2007
77774 posts
Posted on 12/19/14 at 9:32 am to
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it actually carries over to real life



i'm gonna go out on a limb and say it doesn't
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
88873 posts
Posted on 12/19/14 at 9:33 am to
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i'm gonna go out on a limb and say it doesn't

enjoy the breeze
Posted by DaBama
Helena, AL
Member since Oct 2011
1704 posts
Posted on 12/19/14 at 9:33 am to
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Sexiest Woman Alive


Gentlemen, I give you Leanna Decker. It's only a loan though so don't get too excited.







Posted by Choctaw
Pumpin' Sunshine
Member since Jul 2007
77774 posts
Posted on 12/19/14 at 9:36 am to
omg...what's wrong with her mouth? and her eyes are too far apart.

am i doing it right?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
88873 posts
Posted on 12/19/14 at 9:37 am to
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am i doing it right?

if you're trying to be a douche you are
Posted by H.M. Murdock
B.A.'s Van
Member since Feb 2013
2113 posts
Posted on 12/19/14 at 9:38 am to
Upton's hips are just funky looking.
Posted by dnm3305
Member since Feb 2009
16036 posts
Posted on 12/19/14 at 9:47 am to
Adriana Lima
Amber Heard
Irina Shayk
Rachel Meredith
Sofia Vergara
Rosie Jones
Anna Faith
Paula Patton
Penelope Cruz
Olga Kurylenko
Monica Bellucci
Allessandra Ambriosso

Just off the top of my head that blow Upton away.

Edit: for the extraordinary Leanna Decker posted above.
This post was edited on 12/19/14 at 9:49 am
Posted by brass2mouth
NOLA
Member since Jul 2007
20436 posts
Posted on 12/19/14 at 9:52 am to
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don't think she is disgusting like the majority of the OT but she is nowhere close to being the sexiest woman alive.



This.

She is kind of shaped weird. I would still date/bang but she seems top heavy and almost forced down our throats bc she is "plus sized" and we're all supposed to accept fat people nowadays. (not saying she's fat)
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 12/19/14 at 10:04 am to
Posted by RonBurgundy
Whale's Vagina(San Diego)
Member since Oct 2005
13302 posts
Posted on 12/19/14 at 10:14 am to
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Therefore, as an alternative, I would offer for your approval: Lizzy Caplan


came here to post the same thing Caplan is way fricking sexier than Upton.
Posted by TigerTatorTots
The Safeshore
Member since Jul 2009
82058 posts
Posted on 12/19/14 at 10:33 am to
Laughable
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
85400 posts
Posted on 12/19/14 at 10:36 am to
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don't think she is disgusting like the majority of the OT but she is nowhere close to being the sexiest woman alive.


so much this

what makes it worse is that her only job is to be hot and in shape

she is what...25? and she has already shown that she can't stay in shape when she has personal trainers and nutritionists and whatnot

my 30 year old wife, who had a baby a year ago and works full time has a better stomach and lower half than Kate Upton
Posted by Speedy G
Member since Aug 2013
3984 posts
Posted on 12/19/14 at 10:39 am to
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I consider "sexy" to not just be good looking, but someone who exudes sexiness (i.e., attitude, demeanor, behavior) as well as looks. Therefore, as an alternative, I would offer for your approval: Lizzy Caplan

I love Lizzy Caplan, and she seems like a really cool chick, but I don't find her particularly sexy in the traditional sense (though sexier than Upton for sure). Now, Olivia Wilde, on the other hand (those eyes):

This post was edited on 12/19/14 at 10:40 am
Posted by Shenanigans
Spring Hill, TN
Member since Nov 2012
2402 posts
Posted on 12/19/14 at 10:43 am to
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There are at minimum 100000 women who deserve it more.


FIFY
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
25651 posts
Posted on 12/19/14 at 10:43 am to
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so much this

what makes it worse is that her only job is to be hot and in shape

she is what...25? and she has already shown that she can't stay in shape when she has personal trainers and nutritionists and whatnot


Well said and 100% true. She's similar to a pro athlete who doesn't work out.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
25651 posts
Posted on 12/19/14 at 10:44 am to
Posted by saint amant steve
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
5695 posts
Posted on 12/19/14 at 10:46 am to
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I don't think she is disgusting like the majority of the OT but she is nowhere close to being the sexiest woman alive.


Agree. Her hips are narrow, yet her torso is wide. She lacks the classic hourglass figure that is often considered the ideal for women.

Her tits are world-class, no doubt, but she lacks any other distinct quality which would make her stand apart from all other females (e.g. exquisite 'exotic-looking' eyes).
Posted by dnm3305
Member since Feb 2009
16036 posts
Posted on 12/19/14 at 10:46 am to
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Now, Olivia Wilde, on the other hand


Is a toothpick with no curves.
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