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JW's are taking over nola
Posted on 6/13/14 at 9:04 pm
Posted on 6/13/14 at 9:04 pm
That's right they are witnessing(jehova) everywhere, there's a convention going on at the Hyatt Regency. They are hard to miss, you can spot them wearing their name tags on.
Here's where shite (literally) gets weird; I was taking a shite and some guy try to enter my stall. After I got done, I go to wash my hands and there he is waiting for me. Starts talking to me before I can wash my hands and starts the witness. Dafaq is wrong with this dude, if you see them coming dodge them like the matrix
Here's where shite (literally) gets weird; I was taking a shite and some guy try to enter my stall. After I got done, I go to wash my hands and there he is waiting for me. Starts talking to me before I can wash my hands and starts the witness. Dafaq is wrong with this dude, if you see them coming dodge them like the matrix
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Posted on 6/13/14 at 9:06 pm to mailman
30k of them supposedly
Posted on 6/13/14 at 9:06 pm to mailman
He was fired up.
Cut him a little slack
Cut him a little slack
Posted on 6/13/14 at 9:06 pm to mailman
When they ring your doorbell, answer it nekkid. Their whole family will see you and flee in a chaotic dispersion that will make your day. You're welcome. 
Posted on 6/13/14 at 9:06 pm to mailman
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Witnesses believe that a "little flock" go to heaven, but that the hope for life after death for the majority of "other sheep" involves being resurrected by God to a cleansed earth after Armageddon. They interpret Revelation 14:1–5 to mean that the number of Christians going to heaven is limited to exactly 144,000, who will rule with Jesus as kings and priests over earth
Ask them about this.
They have 7.96 million members world wide
Posted on 6/13/14 at 9:08 pm to mailman
I passed their lair on Esplande multiple times in recent weeks, did not see any which made me ask about them.
Not sure where you see them, but they are far less noticeable nowadays than in the past.
Not sure where you see them, but they are far less noticeable nowadays than in the past.
Posted on 6/13/14 at 9:11 pm to Lester Earl
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30k of them supposedly
I believe it, it's a international convention
Posted on 6/13/14 at 9:28 pm to mailman
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Hyatt Regency.
I wonder what they thought when they got to their rooms and saw their name was on the tv and it was playing slow jazz.
Posted on 6/13/14 at 9:38 pm to mailman
Yeah, they are here for one big arse gathering. Should have seen the traffic this morning with all of them trying to get into the superdome.
As alway, I love having a group in N.O. spending money and doing their thing, but I can't imagine why they would choose to host their gathering in N.O.
As alway, I love having a group in N.O. spending money and doing their thing, but I can't imagine why they would choose to host their gathering in N.O.
Posted on 6/13/14 at 9:48 pm to notiger1997
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I can't imagine why they would choose to host their gathering in N.O.
exactly what I was wondering...
Posted on 6/13/14 at 9:50 pm to mailman
Yea, I was 30 min late to work this morning because of this shite.
Posted on 6/13/14 at 9:51 pm to notiger1997
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As alway, I love having a group in N.O. spending money and doing their thing, but I can't imagine why they would choose to host their gathering in N.O.
Kind of like Promise Keepers holding mass conferences in New Orleans and Las Vegas back in the day.
Posted on 6/13/14 at 9:53 pm to mailman
MaKES mE SixK to My F'*ing SToMAch!!!
Posted on 6/13/14 at 10:04 pm to mailman
I'm surrounded by it. Rouses was a nightmare
Posted on 6/13/14 at 10:05 pm to mailman
quote:Handy J's for everyone!
JW's are taking over nola
Posted on 6/13/14 at 10:41 pm to notiger1997
They are probably having their convention in NOLA for the same reason my church denomination holds youth conventions for 30,000 teens here...tons of hotel rooms within easy walking distance of a large convention center. The only other city that meets that criteria for our group is Orlando.
Posted on 6/13/14 at 10:50 pm to LSUBFA83
Blood banks don't have to worry this weekend but the wait staff at restaurants going to be getting too few tips and too many religous pamphlets
Posted on 6/14/14 at 1:22 am to LSUBFA83
Bout to walk down bourbon to see if they are protesting the streets
Posted on 6/14/14 at 1:25 am to mailman
Speaking of taking a shite, I was in a dire situation today and pulled over at a convenience store. I must have had a pained expression on my face, because the clerk just pointed toward the bathroom without my having to say anything
Posted on 6/14/14 at 1:36 am to KosmoCramer
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heaven is limited to exactly 144,000,
If I believed that, there's no way Id be trying to convert/save people.
In fact, I would tell people to avoid religion. Let me carry the burden.
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