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Juul to split $2B bonus among 1500 employees

Posted on 12/20/18 at 4:34 pm
Posted by Morty
Member since Feb 2018
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Posted on 12/20/18 at 4:34 pm
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$1.33 million per employee. F that
Posted by TypoKnig
Member since Aug 2011
8928 posts
Posted on 12/20/18 at 4:35 pm to
What is Juul?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 12/20/18 at 4:36 pm to
Probably not evenly distributed but will still be a nice check
Posted by 4LSU2
Member since Dec 2009
37334 posts
Posted on 12/20/18 at 4:37 pm to
quote:

What is Juul?


The closest thing to heaven that doesn't bleed each month.
Posted by Codythetiger
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2006
27592 posts
Posted on 12/20/18 at 4:37 pm to
that's what it would average out to be.. the article explains how each employee would be paid - time with company, stock in company owned, ect..

that's a nice to give back to the people though.

I didn't see shite from the tax break
Posted by AlwaysPutsSeatDown
Member since May 2008
994 posts
Posted on 12/20/18 at 4:41 pm to
I can help addict children to nicotine and get a cash bonus? Can life get any better?
Posted by VABuckeye
Naples, FL
Member since Dec 2007
35563 posts
Posted on 12/20/18 at 4:42 pm to
Sucks to be a new hire at Juul.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113964 posts
Posted on 12/20/18 at 4:43 pm to
The smoking device company?
Posted by cubsfan5150
Member since Nov 2007
15776 posts
Posted on 12/20/18 at 4:43 pm to
How are they helping and what do you consider a child?
Posted by tketaco
Sunnyside, Houston
Member since Jan 2010
19537 posts
Posted on 12/20/18 at 4:44 pm to
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$1.33 million per employee. F that


quote:

How much employees get depends on a number of factors, including how long they've been with the company and how much stock they own, another person briefed on the terms said.


Ummm no.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 12/20/18 at 4:46 pm to
Pretty typical distribution, kid pushing a broom that started two weeks ago not getting a full cut
Posted by Christopher Columbo
Member since Jun 2015
2103 posts
Posted on 12/20/18 at 4:46 pm to


There is no Dana, only Juul.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
53018 posts
Posted on 12/20/18 at 4:47 pm to
frick you if you vape juul it’s not even really vaping. Basically stolen valor
Posted by MusclesofBrussels
Member since Dec 2015
4496 posts
Posted on 12/20/18 at 4:51 pm to
It's not split evenly. This isn't that much different than normal equity payouts after liquidity events, people at the top get rich, people further down get nice little bonuses basically.
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
84991 posts
Posted on 12/20/18 at 4:52 pm to
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Pretty typical distribution, kid pushing a broom that started two weeks ago not getting a full cut


, there is nothing typical about the amount, but yes, the structure is typical.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113964 posts
Posted on 12/20/18 at 4:52 pm to
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How are they helping and what do you consider a child?


It's the "cool" thing to do among HS and college kids.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 12/20/18 at 4:53 pm to
You know what I meant baw!
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65716 posts
Posted on 12/20/18 at 4:55 pm to
Expected Jewel, sadly got Juul...

Posted by Morty
Member since Feb 2018
2252 posts
Posted on 12/20/18 at 4:55 pm to
I knew someone was going to try to be a smart arse. People we’re going to calculate what the average was so I did it for them. Yes the average dick bag is $1.33 million. I guess this board is the only opportunity you have to try to show a smart you are
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 12/20/18 at 4:55 pm to
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How much employees get depends on a number of factors, including how long they've been with the company and how much stock they own, another person briefed on the terms said.


In other words, the rank and file workers ain't getting shite.
This post was edited on 12/20/18 at 4:56 pm
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