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re: Just made one year without having sex :Update pg 19:

Posted on 1/21/19 at 5:44 pm to
Posted by FournetteForEver7
Member since Nov 2015
2475 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 5:44 pm to
Just need a slump buster.,,, there out there just go find one
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
98750 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 5:47 pm to
1. Be attractive
2. Have money
3. Get laid
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
70585 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 5:47 pm to
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Pathetic or not it’s what makes the world go around and I’m personally a fan of it.



No wonder you're not getting any. You have a llotot throwing herself at you in this thread and you're oblivious.
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
41573 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 5:47 pm to
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1. Be attractive 2. Have money

so that's what I'm doing wrong
Posted by Loaner1231
Member since Jan 2016
3903 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 5:49 pm to
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You a Baptist?


Raised Catholic but this particular church is “non-denominational”.

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Sounds like you need a new church


I agree. I’ve found myself attending less and less. Bright spot is there is one couple in particular that have been incredible through it all. The husband really helped me in some very dark days earlier in the process.

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Boy you are going to be the epitome of a two pump chump when you do get some. It will be fast as lightning but it will good.


I figure as much so I’ll be relying on my exceptional cunnilingus skills to earn a second round.
Posted by Jake_LaMotta
Coral Gables
Member since Sep 2017
5700 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 5:49 pm to
Have you considered a Homosexual relationship?
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
295724 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 5:51 pm to
Channel it and use the frustration in the weight room. Taking time off can be good for a guy.
Posted by Loaner1231
Member since Jan 2016
3903 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 5:52 pm to
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Pathetic or not it’s what makes the world go around and I’m personally a fan of it. No wonder you're not getting any. You have a llotot throwing herself at you in this thread and you're oblivious.


Ha. If only.
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22292 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 5:52 pm to
You really should head out to the Cadillac Cafe and have a one night stand. The women in that bar are definitely looking for sex.
Posted by liz18lsu
Naples, FL
Member since Feb 2009
17898 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 5:53 pm to
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Taking time off can be good for a guy.


Says men who aren't getting any.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
36686 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 5:55 pm to
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Taking time off can be good for a guy.


This is the ultimate "I didnt even try! " when you lose comment
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22292 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 5:56 pm to
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Taking time off can be good for a guy.


What kind of frickery is this? Haha
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
48799 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 5:56 pm to
Plenty of Fish. I will give you that there are some dogs on there, but there are some nice looking ladies you just have to weed through the trash. If you can't get laid on there you might as well chop it off.
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
69289 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 5:58 pm to
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Pathetic or not it’s what makes the world go around and I’m personally a fan of it.


Focusing on trying to have sex is focusing on the wrong thing. It's like fixating on the score board when playing sports.

If you focus only on the score board, it will never say what you want it to say. Instead, focus on the fundamentals. Focus on the process. Focus on doing everything you need to be the best competitor you can be and the score board will take care of itself.

Don't focus on trying to get laid or when the last time you got laid was. Focus on looking good, being a likable person to be around, financial stability, improving your hobbies, and putting yourself in situations where you can meet people and succeed at being likable.

If you seek sex, you will get no sex. Women can smell the desperation. If you just let the world surprise you while being open to what comes, the world will surprise you...often with the sex.
Posted by liz18lsu
Naples, FL
Member since Feb 2009
17898 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 5:59 pm to
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If you focus only on the score board, it will never say what you want it to say. Instead, focus on the fundamentals. Focus on the process. Focus on doing everything you need to be the best competitor you can be and the score board will take care of itself.


The Nick Saban guide on "How to Get Laid"
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29467 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 6:00 pm to
I love people who say sex only comes with good looks and money.

The guy needs to make himself desirable. Maybe he only has money. Maybe he only has looks. Maybe he only has a sense of cool.

The point is there's always something that can make a woman want to sleep with him.




I'm gonna give you a tip since you seem to be having trouble on tinder and bumble. Think of it like this, you aren't after a relationship, and you aren't after only what's between those legs.

Get the phone number as quickly as possible. My go to was, "I'm headed out to the camp, cell service kind of sucks for internet, shoot me your number." Then ghost. 75% of the time, you're getting it.

And once you have her number, you just need to be charming enough to meet up.

If you meet, and you are either: rich, handsome, or confident... You're in. You're automatically in. She went there knowing she was up for going home with you. All you're doing over drinks, talking, or ice cream (yes it works) is not talking your way out of her pants.

As a guy your age who just did divorce himself, even if you initiated and wanted the divorce, you feel 1000x better on the way home from the first woman you sleep with. Maybe that's pathetic sexual validation, but it was certainly cathartic.

Pro tip, peptides. Get you three or four in.
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
77104 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 6:01 pm to
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Sounds like you need a new church.


He needs to ditch church altogether. Spirituality is found within on one's own pace and timing. You don't need a middle man.
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
43889 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 6:03 pm to
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Just made one year without having sex


I went 6 months after my last breakup. That bitch screwed me up good. You have to get over it and get back in the game. Your skills are rusty. Go to an all inclusive resort in Mexico and meet chicks at the swimup bar. That is how I knocked the rust off and I got a threesome with two hotties (IRL 8.8 and 7.3; OT 6.4 and 5.9 respectively) from Indiana.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
36686 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 6:03 pm to
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My go to was, "I'm headed out to the camp, cell service kind of sucks for internet, shoot me your number." Then ghost. 75% of the time, you're getting it.


What if you don't live in Livingston Parish? Alternate go to please?
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53076 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 6:03 pm to
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If you just let the world surprise you while being open to what comes, the world will surprise you...often with the sex.

Not something that you want to have happen in prison
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