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re: Just made one year without having sex :Update pg 19:

Posted on 1/21/19 at 5:23 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133066 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 5:23 pm to
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Oh, I'm still married. FML!!!


How are you married and haven’t had sex for a year? At that point i’m getting a girlfriend
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
36282 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 5:24 pm to
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When my now ex-wife and I split up, the drought lasted almost that long. Stay strong, bro. It gets better


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by kingbob


Arent you like 26?
Posted by Loaner1231
Member since Jan 2016
3903 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 5:26 pm to
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I bet she’s having sex.


I know she is, or was recently. Got a text from her now ex boyfriend that read "you are a fricking saint for putting up with that shite for as long as you did".

Not that I'm holding out because of her or anything.
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
69220 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 5:26 pm to
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Arent you like 26?


close enough for government work. My mid 20's have been...less than optimal.
Posted by GeeOH
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2013
13376 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 5:27 pm to
Oh shut up pussy.

Just frick someone already. Quit making these pathetic lying excuses
Posted by 14&Counting
Dallas, TX
Member since Jul 2012
41322 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 5:29 pm to
You might be gay
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
98731 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 5:29 pm to
You need to get better at being good looking
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171949 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 5:30 pm to
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Sex is good with a great woman, but people pretending sex is the only and greatest thing ever in life is just pathetic.


It's literally how life is created so wouldn't it be the greatest thing ever in life?
This post was edited on 1/21/19 at 5:30 pm
Posted by liz18lsu
Naples, FL
Member since Feb 2009
17895 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 5:30 pm to
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31. Thanks for the advice. I'll look into some leagues around the area. I'll have to temper my competitive nature, multiple leg injuries prevent me from sudden movements off of one leg. Hard not to react in the moment, though.


You are young. Women tend not to be as scared of "baggage" like an ex-wife & kids (I am not one of those women ), so that makes for better odds. If you take care of yourself, are financially independent (not rich, just not living in mom's basement) you should be good. Also, don't be afraid of dating sites. Especially the pricier paid ones. I mean, what do you have to lose, and I don't mean that in a negative way. Look for "Events" in your city. Don't be afraid to attend alone. Look for people in groups who may have similar hobbies, if you have any. If you don't get one and find a group! Good luck. People need intimacy.
Posted by Loaner1231
Member since Jan 2016
3903 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 5:30 pm to
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You might be gay


If I were gay, wouldn't I be trying to have sex with me? I fail to see the connection.
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 5:31 pm to
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Just worry about getting your life together. Sex is good with a great woman, but people pretending sex is the only and greatest thing ever in life is just pathetic.



Pathetic or not it’s what makes the world go around and I’m personally a fan of it.
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Member since Sep 2013
34654 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 5:34 pm to
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Being serious. Snag one of these and report back here if it is worth it.

Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
119982 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 5:34 pm to
How is your fashion game? When you go out are you at least somewhat stylish?
Posted by brian_wilson
Member since Oct 2016
3581 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 5:35 pm to
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Women tend not to be as scared of "baggage" like an ex-wife & kids (I am not one of those women ), so that makes for better odds.

its probably a draw for some women. I certainly know two women that have remained in relationships, at least in part, to the children.

31 is a bit too young though to be able to rock the mid 30s desperate woman though, they generally look older. But co-ed sports would be a good idea. or the higher end dating sites.

or just ask for a set up or two. I know when we were in our early 30s, my wife would constantly ask me for guys to set up with her lonely friends.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
119982 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 5:37 pm to
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I’m personally a fan of it.


Well... Help the man out.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29433 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 5:37 pm to
Oweo is trying to ask if you remember to hit the ol' tires with tire shine before hitting the dance floor
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
68751 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 5:39 pm to
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I was very involved with our church. Did volunteer stuff regularly, bible study groups, played music in the worship band etc. When my ex left, I was told I couldn't do the volunteer/worship stuff "for a while". After a few years of attending the same study group, the location changed and no one thought to tell me. I got the signal.


You a Baptist?
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
19235 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 5:40 pm to
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I was told I couldn't do the volunteer/worship stuff "for a while". After a few years of attending the same study group, the location changed and no one thought to tell me. I got the signal.



Sounds like you need a new church.
Posted by makersmark1
earth
Member since Oct 2011
20152 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 5:41 pm to
Rosy Palmer and Fistina Johnson are always available.
Posted by Brazos
Member since Oct 2013
20557 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 5:41 pm to
Boy you are going to be the epitome of a two pump chump when you do get some. It will be fast as lightning but it will good.
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