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Just had some spam caller from India tell me to go F**k myself

Posted on 8/24/22 at 4:50 pm
Posted by Ramblin Wreck
Member since Aug 2011
3898 posts
Posted on 8/24/22 at 4:50 pm
He sounded like he was from India, but don't know for sure. The caller ID on my phone stated it was someone named Cindy in Winnie, Texas. I questioned him about it and gave him a chance to do his sales spill. Guess I shouldn't have kept calling him Cindy.

Any other good suggestions on how to mess with spam callers?
Posted by Josh Allen
Hammers Lot
Member since Dec 2019
445 posts
Posted on 8/24/22 at 4:51 pm to
That was actually Jim Davis with IRS. You needed to send him$500 in iTunes cards. Now you will be under arrest. Sorry
Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
21838 posts
Posted on 8/24/22 at 4:51 pm to
How do you know he wasn't from Bangladesh? Freaking shitlord
Posted by SportsGuyNOLA
New Orleans, LA
Member since May 2014
17015 posts
Posted on 8/24/22 at 4:52 pm to
Don't answer your phone unless you know who is calling

Problem solved
Posted by texn
Pronouns: Y'All/Y'All's
Member since Nov 2019
3500 posts
Posted on 8/24/22 at 4:52 pm to
quote:

Any other good suggestions on how to mess with spam callers?


I always ask what they are wearing, let them know that I am touching myself, etc.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113940 posts
Posted on 8/24/22 at 4:53 pm to
I had someone call me to tell me I needed to get something to protect windows on my computer.

At the time I had a Mac. I played stupid at first an acted like I was buying her story and was going to give her my card number and then I said "I don't use windows BITCH!" and hung up.
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa
Member since Aug 2012
13534 posts
Posted on 8/24/22 at 4:53 pm to
I own a retail business so I usually just talk over them and start trying to sell them whatever I have that is old and needs to get out of inventory.

After a minute or so of my talking nonstop about how great xyz is they usually hang up.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
53779 posts
Posted on 8/24/22 at 4:54 pm to
quote:

Just had some spam caller from India tell me to go F**k myself


…right in the vagene.
Posted by TigerBR1111
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2014
6558 posts
Posted on 8/24/22 at 4:55 pm to
I had an IRS scammer tell me to suck his dick. I told him that was very unprofessional for an IRS agent
Posted by pbro62
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2016
11316 posts
Posted on 8/24/22 at 4:56 pm to
That’s funny you played stupid….
Posted by NoShow
Member since Feb 2013
2339 posts
Posted on 8/24/22 at 4:57 pm to
Be careful. IRS agents are now trained assassins.
Posted by RLDSC FAN
Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Member since Nov 2008
51556 posts
Posted on 8/24/22 at 4:57 pm to
I love fricking with them. Listening to them get pissed off and start cussing is simply hilarious
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38494 posts
Posted on 8/24/22 at 4:58 pm to
Should have told him how much you love eating Sacred Cow.
Posted by Misnomer
Member since Apr 2020
3445 posts
Posted on 8/24/22 at 4:58 pm to
I learned how to call them goat f*ckers in Hindi. One guy actually said, " F*ck you, madam!"
Posted by LSU Neil
Springfield
Member since Feb 2007
2497 posts
Posted on 8/24/22 at 4:59 pm to
I tell them how I like my steak rare and if they prefer it the same way.
Posted by VADawg
Wherever
Member since Nov 2011
44816 posts
Posted on 8/24/22 at 5:00 pm to
quote:

Any other good suggestions on how to mess with spam callers?


Tell them you're busy making a bacon cheeseburger.
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
75242 posts
Posted on 8/24/22 at 5:00 pm to
I love wasting their time. If I’m not busy I try to keep them going for as long as possible.
Posted by DevilDagNS
Member since Dec 2017
2668 posts
Posted on 8/24/22 at 5:00 pm to
That bastard cancelled my social security number! Now I'll never be able to pay taxes.
Posted by OK Roughneck
The Sooner State
Member since Aug 2021
9303 posts
Posted on 8/24/22 at 5:02 pm to
Had the same thing last week. Called me an a-hole and to go f myself and said no when I asked him to take my number off their list.

Wish there was a button on your phone that you could beam those bastards to you when they talk shite like that. He would have been beamed back home maimed.
Posted by YeastExtract
Member since Jul 2021
252 posts
Posted on 8/24/22 at 5:02 pm to
Send Bob and vegine
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