re: Just got my haircut and the lady scratched me with her fingernails.

What a pussy.

Be a man and get over it. Or you could be a little bitch and file a complaint. It's up to you

I would sue. That is how pink eye and conjunctivitis get started. You could literally lose your eye. Have to go after those deep pockets.

Go in and make a big fuss that your stylist scratched you. let them know you don't appreciate her exposing you to staff infection. Tell them you have a lawyer on retainer and will be hearing from him soon.

Then go stick a hair dryer up your arse and claim you've been raped.

Good luck

Take Midol and get over yourself.

Are you expecting a settlement from a fricking hair stylist?

It means you'll turn into a ghetto black lady on the next full moon

You need to escalate this, it could be my son getting touched by a fingernail next

And I'll yank a knot in the witch

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I'm wondering if I should just forget it and move on.

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Absolutely not. You may have missed a golden opportunity. She was just giving you a little taste of what you could expect after a couple of drinks.

Drag your arse back up there and ask her out. Make sure you have your O-care card because you are going to need a few stitches after the sex.

You will remember it forever, no matter what kind of Alzheimer's you get later.

I fully expect you to report back and thank me.