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re: Just got MF'ed by a telemarketer

Posted on 6/13/19 at 1:46 pm to
Posted by jpainter6174
Boss city
Member since Feb 2014
6752 posts
Posted on 6/13/19 at 1:46 pm to
chicken curry eating mfers
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
31129 posts
Posted on 6/13/19 at 1:46 pm to
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and get me a pack of Marlboro’s chop chop.


That's racist, the caller was obviously Indian not Chinese.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 6/13/19 at 1:54 pm to
quote:

Fix my darn icee

Damn, an ICEE sounds fricking awesome right now.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 6/13/19 at 1:57 pm to
That's it? He asked how you were and you got fricked?
Posted by Animal
Member since Dec 2017
4341 posts
Posted on 6/13/19 at 2:12 pm to
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Hindu.


I didn't even know Hindu was a language.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
31129 posts
Posted on 6/13/19 at 2:17 pm to
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Behn Chod literally translates to "Sister Fricker" in Hindu.


Hindi BTW, Hinduism is a religion and The Hindu is a newspaper.

The funny thing is to most Indians no matter what region the various pronunciations of behn chod are not really offensive at all. You will hear it all the time once you can pick out the various pronunciations. In Delhi when two guys are talking you might here is twice per sentence. It is as ubiquitous as frick from the mouth of a South Boston townie or any person in the South Bronx (well before it gentrified guess you have to go north of the Zoo now to be scared).
This post was edited on 6/13/19 at 2:20 pm
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
39220 posts
Posted on 6/13/19 at 2:22 pm to
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In Delhi when two guys are talking you might here is twice per sentence.


So Delhi is the Tuscaloosa of India. Got it.
Posted by statman34
Member since Feb 2011
3851 posts
Posted on 6/13/19 at 4:38 pm to
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That dude isn't the one deciding to call you. He's working a shite job to pay bills.


While true, this doesn't excuse the fact that the bulk of his victims are elderly and stupid people that don't necessarily deserve to be scammed by him. So don't feel too sorry for the scammer.
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
21517 posts
Posted on 6/13/19 at 7:53 pm to
I had an Indian call and say he was with Microsoft, blah, blah. I hung up.

Dude called back and started yelling, "Sir, why did you hang up on me?! I am from Microsoft!"

I just said, "No, you are a fricking scammer" and hung up again. Was surprised he didn't call again. Dude was committed.
Posted by WM88
Rayvegas
Member since Aug 2004
2079 posts
Posted on 6/13/19 at 11:12 pm to
I LOL'd

I'm glad I'm not the only one getting these calls every day even though I've gone through the menu to get removed (stupid to think they would remove me). They won't warranty my 1980 Ford LTD or my 1986 Olds Cutlass Supreme either.
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